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Mistahblonde and other prank callers destroyed man's life By: antiprank Date: June 25, 2012, 04:25:01 pm
According to screencap of facebook message sent by prank call victim "Chris the hacker"  that was posted on realmofdarkness , he is now out of business and homeless   thanks to countless prank calls made to his data recovery shop by Mistahblonde and other prank callers.

http://www.realmofdarkness.net/forum/showthread.php?1584-Chris-the-Hacker-now-claiming-he-s-homeless

Re: Mistahblonde and other prank callers destroyed man's life By: jackulator Date: June 25, 2012, 05:47:00 pm
if that's true that's fucking terrible

we always tell people don't call the same place twice!! we've done it by accident before, but it's just bad form

didn't spend a lot of time thinking about why exactly, but it just seemed off to us, so roy and I agreed not to do it

boils down to this though, a person can't say you harassed them if you only called them once, in part because during that call they had the ability to hang up at any time. but when you repeat call it's like you're forcing them to interact with you. and if you only call back three or four times that'd be bad enough, but it sounds like these guys called WAY more than that... that's criminal

if you look you'll find there are very few places with laws against a prank call in and of itself, but there are PLENTY of laws against harassment. obviously for good reason.

then there's another we'll say minor aspect to all of this, and that is to call a place only once means you have to build a rapport with the individual(s) very quickly -- throughout the course of a single call. that takes a bit of skill to accomplish. how these guys could feel good doing all these calls is beyond me.

calling people over and over, pissing them off to the point that they start acting outrageous is criminal -- an ill-gotten laugh, and in a case like this, at someone else's unbelievable expense. I hope this isn't true.
Re: Mistahblonde and other prank callers destroyed man's life By: cozbyroo Date: June 25, 2012, 06:54:55 pm
It's not because of prank callers that he's going out of business, and even if it was, instead of just plain awful business ethics, his line of computer expertise is becoming more and more obsolete anyway, so it's kinda hard to feel bad for the guy, especially after hearing some of the racism and bible-touting. I never cared for Duncan or any of the other foul-mouthed victims that are of interest to the more hardcore prank fetishists who feed off rage instead of silliness like we here at Jackulator.com do  smiley, but Chris was a special case who claimed he was some kind of mastermind who was going to be the one to expose that community through secret methods, outsmarting them and "getting inside their heads," which fascinated me, I must admit. And clearly it fascinated the Toy Chest blokes even more because he quickly became the kind of ultimate Lulz Cow who continually delivers unto them the milk they most desire: Lulz juice. He insisted on giving the sickos everything they wanted, exciting them and eliciting more and more calls until I think even he realized he made a mistake in challenging young people on computers. If only he was more open to simply saying that he was wrong, rather then acting like he was better than everyone, whether he believed it truth or not, it would've stolen the thunder and killed their fun. Like a Westboro Baptist, it was obvious Chris liked all the attention.

Giving the crazies what they ask for is so foolish. He should've just hung up the phone on day one rather then repeating to them, "We know who you are." He was telling sadomasochists to do unto others as they would do unto themselves. Still, from what I can tell, Mistahblonde and his following are in love with the guy. If Chris set up a paypal account for donations to save the store, he'd probably get the positive proof of that love. Instead he sticks to calling them "the enemy" which only puts them steadfast in their position.

I'm reminded of my favorite passage from the Ladder:

"If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth."  wink
Re: Mistahblonde and other prank callers destroyed man's life By: Scriptic07 Date: June 25, 2012, 08:02:14 pm
from what i can tell he suck at computers... he didn't know a damn thing and it seem that only prank callers would call his business anyway.
Re: Mistahblonde and other prank callers destroyed man's life By: cozbyroo Date: June 25, 2012, 10:25:04 pm
The text of ‘The Destructors’

[from, Graham Greene: Twenty-One Stories, Penguin Books, 1973 reprint, pp.181-197.]

1

It was on the eve of August Bank holiday that the latest recruit became the leader of the Wormsley Common Gang. No one was surprised except Mike, but Mike at the age of nine was surprised by everything. ‘If you don’t shut your mouth,’ somebody once said to him, ‘you’ll get a frog down it.’ After that Mike had kept his teeth clamped except when the surprise was too great.

The new recruit had been with the gang since the beginning of the summer holidays, and there were possibilities about his brooding silence that all recognized. He never wasted a word even to tell his name until that was required of him by the rules. When he said ‘Trevor’ it was a statement of fact, not as it would have been with the others a statement of shame or defiance. The gang met every morning in an impromptu car park, the site of the last bomb of the first blitz. The leader, who was known as Blackie, claimed to have heard it fall, and no one was precise enough in his dates to point out he would have been one year old and fast asleep on the down platform of Wormsley Common Underground station. On one side of the car park leant the first occupied house, No.3. T, whose words were almost confined to voting ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ to the plan of operations proposed each day by Blackie, once startled the whole gang by saying broodingly,

‘Wren built that house, father says.’

‘Who’s Wren?’

‘The man who built St.Paul’s.’

‘Who cares?’ Blackie said. ‘It’s only Old Misery’s.’

Old Misery – whose real name was Thomas – had once been a builder and decorator. He lived alone in the crippled house, doing for himself.

‘Been to the loo’, one of the boys said, for it was common knowledge that since the bombs fell something had gone wrong with the pipes of the house and Old Misery was too mean to spend money on the property. The loo was a wooden shed at the bottom of the narrow garden with a star-shaped hole in the door: it had escaped the blast which had smashed the house next door and sucked out the window-frames of No.3.

The next time the gang became aware of Mr.Thomas was more surprising. Blackie, Mike and a thin yellow boy, who for some reason was called by his surname Summers, met him on the common coming back from the market. Mr.Thomas stopped them. He said glumly, ‘You belong to the lot that play in the car park?’

Mike was about the answer when Blackie stopped him. As the leader had responsilities, ‘Suppose we are?’ he said ambiguously.

‘I got some chocolates,’ Mr. Thomas said. ‘Don’t like ‘em myself. Here you are. Not enough to go round, I don’t suppose, There never is,’ he added with sombre conviction. He handed over three packets of Smarties.

The gang were puzzled and perturbed by this action and tried to explain it away. ‘Bet someone dropped them and he picked ‘em up,’ somebody suggested.

‘Pinched ‘em and then got in a bleeding funk,’ another thought aloud.

‘It’s a bribe,’ Summers said. ‘He wants us to stop bouncing balls on his wall.’

‘We’ll show him we don’t take bribes,’ Blackie said, and they sacrificed the whole morning to the game of bouncing that only Mike was young enough to enjoy. There was no sign from Mr Thomas.

Next day T astonished them all. He was late at the rendezvous, and the voting for that day’s exploit took place without him. At Blackie’s suggestion the gang was to disperse in pairs, take buses at random and see how many free rides could be snatched from unwary conductors (the operation was to be carried out in pairs to avoid cheating). They were drawing lots for their companions when T arrived.

‘Where you been, T?’ Blackie asked.

‘I’ve been there’ T said.

‘Where?’

‘At Old Misery’s.’

‘At Old Misery’s?’ Blackie said. He had a sensation that T was treading on dangerous ground. He asked hopefully, ‘Did you break in?’

‘No. I rang the bell.’

‘And what did he do?’

‘He showed it me.’

‘Pinch anything?’

‘No’

‘What did you do it for then?’

T said, ‘It’s a beautiful house.’

‘What do you mean, a beautiful house?’ Blackie asked with scorn.

‘It’s got a staircase two hundred years old like a corkscrew. Nothing holds it up.’

‘What do you mean, nothing holds it up. Does it float?’

‘It’s to do with opposite forces, Old Misery said.’

‘What else?’

‘There’s panelling.’

‘Like in the Blue Boar?’

‘Two hundred years old.’

‘Is Old Misery two hundred years old?’

Mike laughed suddenly and then was quiet again. The meeting was in a serious mood. For the first time since T. had strolled into the car park on the first day of the holidays his position was in danger. It only needed a single use of his real name and the gang would be at his heels.

‘What did you do it for?’ Blackie asked. He was just, he had no jealousy, he was anxious to retain T in the gang if he could. It was the word ‘beautiful’ that worried him – that belonged to a class world that you culd still see parodied at the Wormsley Common Empire by a man wearing a top hat and a monocle, with a haw-haw accent He was tempted to say, ‘My dear Trevor, old chap,’ and unleash his hell bounds. ‘If you’d broken in,’ he said sadly – that indeed would have been an exploit worthy of the gang.

‘This was better,’ T said. ‘I found out things.’

‘What things?’

‘Old Misery’s going to be away all tomorrow and Bank Holiday.’

Blackie said with relief, ‘You mean we could break in?’

‘And pinch things?’ somebody asked.

‘I don’t want to pinch anything,’ T said. ‘I’ve got a better idea.’

‘What is it?’

T raised eyes; ‘We’ll pull it down.’ – ‘We’ll destroy it.’

Blackie gave a single hoot of laughter and then, like Mike, fell quiet, daunted by the serious implacable gaze. ‘What’d the police be doing all the time?’ he said.

‘They’d never know. We’d do it from inside. I’ve found a way in. We’d be like worms, don’t you see, in an apple. When we came out again there’d be nothing there – nothing but just walls, and then we’d make the walls fall down – somehow.’

‘We’d go to jug,’ Blackie said.

‘Who’s to prove? And anyway we wouldn’t have pinched anything.’ He added without the smallest flicker of glee, ‘There wouldn’t be anything to pinch after we’d finished.’

‘I’ve never heard of going to prison for breaking things,’ Summers said.

‘There wouldn’t be time,’ Blackie said. I’ve seen housebreakers at work.’

‘There are twelve of us,’ T said. ‘We’d organize.’

‘None of us know how…’

‘I know,’ T said. He looked across at Blackie. ‘Have you got a better plan?’

‘Today,’ Mike said tactlessly, ‘we’re pinching free rides…’

‘Free rides,’ T said. ‘You can stand down, Blackie, if you’d rather…’

‘The gang’s got to vote.’

‘Put it up then.’

Blackie said uneasily. ‘It’s proposed that tomorrow and Monday we destroy Old Misery’s house.’

‘Here, here,’ said a fat boy called Joe.

‘Who’s in favour?’

T said, ‘It’s carried.’

‘How do we start?’ Summers asked.

‘He’ll tell you.’ Blackie said. It was the end of his leadership. He went away to the back of the car park and began to kick a stone, dribbling it this way and that. There was only one old Morris in the park, for few cars were left there except lorries; without an attendant there was no safety. He took a flying kick at the car and scaraped a little paint off the rear mudguard. Beyond, paying no more attention to him than to a stranger, the gang had gathered round T; Blackie was dimly aware of the fickleness of favour. He thought of going home, of never returning, of letting them all discover the hollowness of T’s leadership, but suppose after all what T proposed was possible – nothing like it had ever been done before. The fame of the Wormsley Common car park gang would surely reach around London. There would be headlines in the papers. Even the grown-up gangs who ran the betting at the all-in wrestling and the barrow-boys would hear with respect of how Old Misery’s house had been destroyed. Driven by the pure, simple and altruistic ambition of fame for the gang, Blackie came back to where T stood in the shadow of Misery’s wall.

T was giving his orders with decision; it was as though this plan had been with him all his life, pondered through the seasons now in his fifteenth year crystallized with the pain of puberty. ‘You,’ he said to Mike, ‘bring some big nails, the biggest you can find, and a hammer. Anyone else who can better bring a hammer and a screwdriver. We’ll need plenty of them. Chisels too. We can’t have too many chisels. Can anybody bring a saw?’

‘I can,’ Mike said.

‘Not a child’s saw,’ T said. ‘A real saw.’

Blackie realized he had raised his hand like any ordinary member of the gang.

‘Right, you bring one, Blackie. But now there’s a difficulty. We want a hacksaw.’

‘What’s a hacksaw?’ someone asked.

‘You can get’em at Woolworth’s.’ Summers said.

The fat boy called Joe said gloomily, ‘I knew it would end in a collection.’

‘I’ll get one myself,’ T said. ‘I don’t want your money. But I can’t buy a sledge-hammer.’

Blackie said, ‘They are working on No.15. I know where they’ll leave their stuff for Bank Holiday.’

‘Then that’s all,’ T said. ‘We meet here at nine sharp.’

‘I’ve got to go to church,’ Mike said.

‘Come over the wall and whistle. We’ll let you in.’

2

On Sunday morning all were punctual except Blackie, even Mike. Mike had had a stroke of luck. His mother felt ill, his father was tired after Saturday night, and he was told to go to church alone with many warnings of what would happen if he strayed. Blackie had had difficulty in smuggling out the saw, and then in finding the sledge-hammer at the back of No.15. He approached the house from a lane at the rear of the garden, for fear of the policeman’s beat along the main road. The tired evergreens kept off a stormy sun; another wet Bank Holiday was being prepared over the Atlantic, beginning in swirls of dust under the trees. Blackie climbed the wall into Misery’s garden.

There was no sign of anybody anywhere. The loo stood like a tomb in a neglected graveyard. The curtains were drawn. The house slept. Blackie lumbered nearer the saw and the sledge-hammer. Perhaps after all nobody had turned up; the plan had been a wild invention; they had woken wiser. But when he came close to the back door he could hear a confusion of sound hardly louder than a hive in swarm; a clickety-clack, a bang bang nbag, a scraping, a creaking, a sudden painful crack. He thought; it’s true, and whistled.

They opened the backdoor to him and he came in. He had at once the impression of organization, very different from the old happy-go-lucky ways under his leadership. For a while he wandered up and down stairs looking for T. Nobody addressed him; he had a sense of great urgency, and already he could begin to see the plan. The interior of the house was being carefully demolished without touching the outer walls. Summers with hammer and chisel was ripping out the skirting-boards in the ground floor dining room; he had already smashed the panels of the door. In the same room Joe was heaving up the parquet blocks, exposing the soft wood floor-boards over the cellar. Coils of wire came out of the damage skirting and Mike sat happily on the floor clipping the wires.

On the curved stairs two of the gang were working hard with an inadequate child’s saw on the banisters – when they saw Blackie’s big saw they signalled for it wordlessly. When he next saw them a quarter of the banisters had been dropped into the hall. He found T at last in the bathroom – he sat moodily in the least cared-for room in the house, listening to the sounds coming up from below.

‘You’ve really done it.’ Blackie said with awe. ‘What’s going to happen?’

‘We’ve only just begun.’ T said. He looked at the sledge-hammer and gave his instructions. ‘You stay here and break the bath and the wash-basin. Don’t bother about the pipes. They come later.’

Mike appeared at the door. ‘I’ve finished the wire, T,’ he said.

‘Good. You’ve just got to go wandering round now. The kitchen’s in the basement. Smash all the china and glass and bottles you can lay hold of. Don’t turn on the taps – we don’t want a flood – yet. Then go into all the rooms and turn out drawers. If they are locked get one of the others to break them open. Tear up any papers you find and smash all the ornaments. Better take a carving-knife with you from the kitchen. The bedroom’s opposite here. Open the pillows and tear up the sheets. That’s enough for the moment. And you, Blackie, when you’ve finished in here crack the plaster in the passage up with your sledge-hammer.

‘What are you going to do?’ Blackie asked.

‘I’m looking for something special.’ T said.

It was nearly lunch time before Blackie had finished and went in search of T. Chaos had advanced. The kitchen was a shambles of broken glass and china. The dining room was stripped of parquet, the skirting was up, the door had been taken off its hinges, and the destroyers had moved up a floor. Streaks of light came in through the closed shuters where they worked with the seriousness of creators – and destruction after all is a form of creation. A kind of imagination had seen this house as it had now become.

Mike said, ‘I’ve got to go home for dinner.’

‘Who else?’ T asked, but all the others on one excuse or another had brought provisions with them.

They squatted in the ruins of the room and swapped unwanted sandwiches. Half an hour for lunch and they were at work again. By the time Mike returned, they were on the top floor, and by six the superficial damage was completed. The doors were all off, all the skirtings raised, the furniture pillaged and ripped and smashed – no one could have slept in the house except on a bed of broken plaster. T gave his orders – eight o’clock next morning, and to escape notice they climbed singly over the garden wall, into the car park. Only Blackie and T were left; the light had nearly gone, and when they touched a switch, nothing worked – Mike had done his job thoroughly.

‘Did you find anything special?’ Blackie asked.

T nodded. ‘Come over here.’ He said, ‘and look’. Out of both pockets he drew bundles of pound notes. ‘Old Misery’s savings.’ He said.

‘What are you going to do? Share them?’

‘We aren’t thieves.’ T said ‘Nobody’s going to steal anything from this house. I keep these for you and me – a celebration.’ He knelt down on the floor and counted them out – there were seventy in all. ‘We’ll burn them,’ he said, ‘one by one,’ and taking it in turns they held a note upwards and lit the top corner, so that the flame burnt slowly towards their fingers. The grey ash floated above them and fell on their heads like age. ‘I’d like to see Old Misery’s face when we are through,’ T said.

‘You hate him a lot?’ Blackie asked.

‘Of course I don’t hate him,’ T said. ‘There’d be no fun if I hated him.’ The last burning note illuminated his brooding face. ‘All this hate and love,’ he said, ‘it’s soft, it’s hooey. There’s only things, Blackie,’ and he looked round the room crowded with the unfamiliar shadows of half things, broken things, former things. ‘I’ll race you home, Blackie,’ he said.

3

Next morning the serious destruction started. Two were missing – Mike and another boy whose parents were off to Southend and Brighton in spite of the slow warm drops that had begun to fall and the rumble of thunder in the estuary like the first guns of the old blitz. ‘We’ve got to hurry’ T said.

Summers was restive. ‘Haven’t we done enough?’ he said. ‘I’ve been given a bob for slot machines. This is like work.’

‘We’ve hardly started,’ T said. ‘Why, there’s all the floors left and the stairs. We haven’t taken out a single window. You voted like the others. We are going to destroy this house. There won’t be anything left when we’ve finished.’

They began again on the first floor picking up the top floor-boards next the outer wall, leaving the joists exposed. Then they sawed through the joists and retreated into the hall, as what was left of the floor healed and sank. They had learnt with practice, and the second floor collapsed more easily. By the evening an odd exhilaration seized them as they looked down the great hollow of the house. They ran risks and made mistakes; when they thought of the windows it was too late to reach them. ‘Cor,’ Joe said, and dropped a penny down into the dry rubble-filled well. It cracked and span amongst the broken glass.

‘Why did we start this?’ Summers asked with astonishment; T was already on the ground, digging at the rubble, clearing a space along the outer wall. ‘Turn on the taps,’ he said. ‘It’s too dark for anyone to see now, and in the morning it won’t matter.’ The water overtook them on the stairs and fell through the floorless rooms.

It was then they heard Mike’s whistle at the back. ‘Something’s wrong.’ Blackie said. They could hear his urgent breathing as they unlocked the door.

‘The bogies?’ Summers asked.

‘Old Misery,’ Mike said. ‘He’s on his way.’He put his head between his knees and retched. ‘Ran all the way,’ he said with pride.

‘But why?’ T said. ‘He told me…’ He protested with the fury of the child he had never been. ‘It isn’t fair.’

T stood with his back to the rubble like a boxer knocked groggy against the ropes. He had no words as his dreams shook and slid. Then Blackie acted before the gang had time to laugh.

‘He was down at Southend.’ Mike said, ‘and he was on the train coming back. Said it was too cold and wet.’ He paused and gazed at the water. ‘My, you’ve had a storm here. Is the roof leaking?’

‘How long will he be?’

‘Five minutes. I gave Ma the slip and ran.’

‘We better clear,’ Summers said. ‘We’ve done enough, anyway.’

‘Oh no, we haven’t. Anybody could do this’ – ‘this’ was the shattered hollowed house with nothing left but the walls. Yet walls could be preserved. Facades were valuable. They could build inside again more beautifully than before. This could again be a home. He said angrily, ‘We’ve got to finish. Don’t move. Let me think.’

‘There’s no time,’ a boy said.

‘There’s got to be a way,’ T said. ‘We couldn’t have got thus far…’

‘We’ve done a lot,’ Blackie said.

‘No. No, we haven’t. Somebody watch the front.’

‘We can’t do any more.’

‘He may come in at the back.’

‘Watch the back too.’ T began to plead. ‘Just give me a minute and I’ll fix it. I swear I’ll fix it.’ But his authority had gone with his ambiguity. He was the only one of the gang. ‘Please,’ he said.

‘Please,’ Summers mimicked him, and then suddenly struck home with the fatal name. ‘Run along home, Trevor.’

T stood with his back to the rubble like a boxer knocked groggy against the ropes. He had no words as his dreams shook and slid. Then Blackie acted before the gang had time to laugh, pushing Summers backward. ‘I’ll watch the front, T’ he said, and cautiously he opened the shutters of the hall. The grey wet common stretched ahead, and the lamps gleamed in the puddles. ‘Someone’s coming, T. No, it’s not him. What’s your plan, T?’

‘Tell Mike to go out to the loo and hide close beside it. When he hears me whistle he’s got to count ten and start to shout.’

‘Shout what?’

‘Oh, Help, anything.’

‘You hear, Mike’ Blackie said. He was the leader again. He took a quick look between the shutters. ‘He’s coming, T.’

‘Quick, Mike. The loo. Stay here, Blackie, all of you till I yell.’

‘Where are you going, T?’

‘Don’t worry, I’ll see to this, I said, I would, didn’t I?’

Old Misery came limping off the common. He had mud on his shoes and he stopped to scrape them on the pavement’s edge. He didn’t want to soil his house which stood jagged and dark between the bomb sites, saved so narrowly, as he believed, from destruction. Even the fan light had been left unbroken by the bomb’s blast. Somewhere somebody whistled. Old Misery looked sharply round. He didn’t trust whistles. A child was shouting: it seemed to come from his own garden. Then a boy ran into the road from the car park. ‘Mr.Thomas,’ he called ‘Mr.Thomas.’

‘What is it?’

‘I’m terribly sorry, Mr.Thomas. One of us got taken short, and we thought you wouldn’t mind, and now he can’t get out.’

‘What do you mean, boy?’

‘He’s got stuck in your loo.’

‘He’d no business…Haven’t I seen you before?’

‘You showed me your house.’

‘So I did. So I did. That doesn’t give you the right to…’

‘Do hurry, Mr.Thomas. He’ll suffocate.’

‘Nonsense. He can’t suffocate. Wait till I put my bag in.’

‘I’ll carry your bag.’

‘Oh no, you don’t. I carry my own.’

‘This way, Mr.Thomas.’

‘I can’t get in the garden that way. I’ve got to go through the house.’

‘But you can get in the garden this way, Mr Thomas. We often do.’

‘You often do?’ He followed the boy with a scandalized fascination. ‘When? What right?…’

‘Do you see…? The wall’s low.

‘I’m not going to climb walls into my own garden. It’s absurd.’

‘This is how we do it. One foot here, one foot there, and over.’ The boy’s face peered down, an arm shot out, and Mr Thomas found his bag taken and deposited on the other side of the wall.

‘Give me back my bag,’ Mr Thomas said. From the loo a boy yelled and yelled. ‘I’ll call the police.’

‘Your bag’s all right, Mr Thomas. Look. One foot there. On your right. Now just above. To your left.’ Mr Thomas climbed over his own garden wall. ‘Here’s your bag, Mr Thomas.’

‘I’ll have the wall built up,’ Mr Thomas said, ‘I’ll not have you boys coming over here, using my loo,’ He stumbled on the path, but the boy caught his elbow and supported him. ‘Thank you, thank you, my boy,’ he murmured automatically. Somebody shouted again through the dark. ‘I’m coming. I’m coming,’ Mr.Thomas called. He said to the boy beside him, ‘I’m not unreasonable. Been a boy myself. As long as things are done regular.’ I don’t mind you playing round the place Saturday mornings. Sometimes I like company. Only it’s got to be regular. One of you asks leave and I say Yes. Sometimes I’ll say No. Won’t feel like it. And you come in at the front door and out at the back. No garden walls.

‘Do get him out, Mr.Thomas.’

‘He won’t come to any harm in my loo,’ Mr.Thomas said, stumbling slowly down the garden. ‘Oh, my rheumatics,’ he said. ‘Always get’em on Bank Holiday. I’ve got to go careful. There’s loose stones here. Give me your hand. Do you know what my horoscope said yesterday? ‘Abstain from any dealings in first half of week. Danger of serious crash.’ That might be on this path,’ Mr Thomas said. ‘They speak in parables and double meanings.’ He paused at the door or the loo. ‘What’s the matter in there?’ he called. There was no reply.

‘Perhaps he’s fainted.’ The boy said.

‘Not in my loo. Here, you, come out.’ Mr.Thomas said, and giving a great jerk at the door he nearly fell on his back when it swung easily open. A hand first supported him and then pushed him hard. His head hit the opposite wall and he sat heavily down. His bag hit his feet. A hand whipped the key out of the lock and the door slammed. ‘Let me out,’ he called, and heard the key turn in the lock. ‘A serious crash,’ he thought, and felt dithery and confused and old.

A voice spoke to him softly through the star-shaped hole in the door. ‘Don’t worry, Mr.Thomas’ it said, ‘We won’t hurt you, not if you stay quiet.’

Mr.Thomas put his head between his hands and pondered. He had noticed that there was only onle lorry in the car park and he felt certain that the driver would not come for it before the morning. Nobody could hear him from the road in front, and the lane at the back was seldom used. Anyone who passed there would be hurrying home and would not pause for what they would certainly take to be drunken cries. And if he did call ‘Help’, who, on a lonely Bank Holiday evening, would have the courage to investigate? Mr Thomas sat on the loo and pondered with the wisdom of age.

After a while it seemed to him that there were sounds in the silence – they were faint and came from the direction of his house. He stood up and peered through the ventilation hole – between the cracks in one of the shutters he saw a light, not the light of a lamp, but the wavering light that a candle might give. Then he thought he heard the sound of hammering and scaraping and chipping. He thought of burglars – perhaps they had employed the boy as a scout, but why should burglars engage in what sounded more and more like a stealthy form of carpentry? Mr.Thomas let out an experimental yell, but nobody answered. The noise could not even have reached his enemies.

4

Mike had gone home to bed, but the rest stayed. The question of leadership no longer concerned the gang. With nails, chisels, screwdrivers, anything that was sharp and penetrating they moved around the inner walls worrying at the mortar between the bricks. They started too high, and it was Blackie who hit on the damp course and realized the work could be halved if they weakened the joints immediately above. It was a long, tiring, unamusing job, but at last it was finished. The gutted house stood there balanced on a few inches of mortar between the damp course and the bricks.

There remained the most dangerous task of all, out in the open at the edge of the bomb site. Summers was sent to watch the road for passers-by, and Mr Thomas sitting on the loo, heard closely now the sound of sawing. It no longer came from his house, and that a little reassured him. He felt less concerned. Perhaps the other noises too had no significance.

A voice spoke to him through the hole. ‘Mr.Thomas.’

‘Let me out,’ Mr.Thomas said sternly.

‘Here’s a blanket,’ the voice said, and the long grey sausage was worked through the hole and fell in swathes over Mr.Thomas’s head.

‘There’s nothing personal,’ the voice said. ‘We want you to be comfortable tonight.’

‘Tonight,’ Mr.Thomas repeated incredulously.

‘Catch’ the voice said. ‘Penny buns – we’ve buttered them, and sausage balls. We don’t want you to starve, Mr.Thomas.’

Mr.Thomas pleaded desperately. ‘A joke’s a joke, boy. Let me out and I won’t say a thing. I’ve got rheumatics. I got to sleep comfortable.’

‘You wouldn’t be comfortable, not in your house, you wouldn’t. Not now.’

‘What do you mean, boy?’But the footsteps receded. There was only the silence of night; no sound of sawing. Mr.Thomas tried one more yell, but he was daunted and rebuked by the silence – a long way off an owl hooted and made away again on its muffled flight through the soundless world.

At seven next morning the driver came to fetch his lorry. He climbed into the seat and tried to start the engine. He was vaguely aware of a voice shouting, but it didn’t concern him. At last the engine responded and he backed the lorry until it touched the great wooden shore that supported Mr.Thomas’s house. That way he could drive right out and down the street without reversing. The lorry moved forward, was momentarily checked as though something were pulling it from behind, and then went on to the sound of a long rumbling crash. The driver was astonished to see bricks bouncing ahead of him, while stones hit the roof of his cab. He put on his brakes. When he climbed out the whole landscape had suddenly altered. There was no house beside the car park, only a hill of rubble. He went round and examined the back of his car for damage, and found a rope tied there that was still twisted at the other end round part of a wooden strut.

The driver again became aware of somebody shouting. It came from the wooden erection which was the nearest thing to a house in that desolation of broken brick. The driver climbed the smashed wall and unlocked the door. Mr.Thomas came out of the loo. He was wearing a grey blanket to which flakes of pastry adhered. He gave a sobbing cry. ‘My house,’ he said. ‘Where’s my house?’

‘Search me,’ the driver said. His eye lit on the remains of a bath and what had once been a dresser and he began to laugh. There wasn’t anything left anywhere.

‘How dare you laugh?’ Mr. Thomas said. ‘It was my house. My house.’

‘I’m sorry,’ the driver said, making heroic efforts, but when he remembered the sudden check to his lorry, the crash of bricks falling, he became convulsed again. One moment the house had stood there with such dignity between the bomb sites like a man in a top hat, and then, bang, crash, there wasn’t anything left – not anything. He said, ‘I’m sorry.

I can’t help it, Mr. Thomas. There’s nothing personal, but you got to admit it’s funny.’
Re: Mistahblonde and other prank callers destroyed man's life By: marleycake44420 Date: June 25, 2012, 10:59:56 pm
I never liked Chris, he's the kinda guy who would lie or exaggerate about PC problems in order to profit from his business, he's a liar,  we don't know the real Chris only his alias as a self proclaimed hacker, however that's still no reason to straight humiliate him to the point where it could cause him psychological problems (which may have caused him to lie) continuously calling someone is a talentless act of ignorance, i'm glad this site has some "quality control"  cool grin makes it sooo much better THANK GOD.

duncan-frank-chris/hacker calls is giving boarding a bad reputation, it's as tedious as calling 911 for an emergency blowjob 


i think "those guys" caused this man mental problems, nobody claims to be apart of a cabal networking system with "superior knowledge in hacking"  without being distressed and repeatedly harassed

he was just responding the way a 30 year old virgin computer repairer knows how, like one someone response with the usual "i'm tracing this call as we speak" but we all know they're not, it's just the layman's response to try and scare off the caller. 

Sure chris pisses me off, that's a good enough reason not to get entangled in his shit tycoon  tongue
Re: Mistahblonde and other prank callers destroyed man's life By: jackulator Date: June 26, 2012, 10:14:27 am
I don't care if the guy's a douche or an idiot -- even if the prank calling isn't what cost him his business and made him homeless repeat calling is harassment.

and you guys know wayyyyy more about all of this than I do. I took the story at face value because I know nothing of these people or the prank calls that were made. I know mistahblonde was an active member here off and on on, and he seemed a decent enough fellow, which is partly why I maintained some incredulity, but for me the fact remains that while it may be easy to get people to act foolishly and say ridiculous things if you keep harassing them -- it's a stupid way to do a prank call. it's the kind of thing an eight-year-old would think up.

I seriously doubt that anyone could have their lives destroyed by prank calling, even by a pattern of sustained phone harassment. but as crazy as that sounds I had to take the story at face value. I was trying to think of exactly how that would happen though -- did his employees start answering the phone with 'fuck you don't call here anymore'? that could cost you a customer or two, but your whole business? was it because the phones were tied up the entire business day? if so, why didn't they change their number? the whole thing seemed implausible to me, but I can't very well just come out and say, "this sounds like bullshit" when I don't know anything about the situation or the people involved...
Re: Mistahblonde and other prank callers destroyed man's life By: Scriptic07 Date: June 26, 2012, 10:40:24 am
if you havent heard his calls befere here a reminder of what he sound like

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP6ZGmGiQ2A" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP6ZGmGiQ2A" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP6ZGmGiQ2A</a></a>


This is the first call too him, right off the bat he told them he was going to find them, and put them in jail instead of hanging up he egg them on and people like w3baholic and videocopilot and all those other prankers wont stop harrasing people till they stop picking up the phone.

I use to get prank calls to my house when i was scriptic07 on youtube i had so many people tryin to call my house phone i disconnected it. and started using magic jack. it just a shame we have trolls all around the internet that would do this. so i know how it feel to be on the end of a prank call of harrasment. i just kept hangin the phone up and they left messages on my voice mail  but ah well that youtube punks for you. im glad no one know im scriptic 07 as youbeenprank
Re: Mistahblonde and other prank callers destroyed man's life By: cozbyroo Date: June 26, 2012, 11:40:10 am
You're absolutely right, Jack. He may offend and disgust and encourage pranksters to bring it on, but that doesn't give anyone the right to break the law. There is no excuse for harassment, just like there is no excuse for leaving threatening voice mail with conditions of blackmail, which is something Chris has done. He wasted his own time taking some dudes to war and lost. The end. Just like all the news agencies he went to with his famous story, nobody here can really know enough to pretend like they honestly care.

http://soundboardprankcalls.wikia.com/wiki/Chris_the_Hacker
Re: Mistahblonde and other prank callers destroyed man's life By: RickMulletman Date: June 26, 2012, 11:55:17 am
Problem with Chris is that he is not following his own advice.
During one call by  Mistahblonde he got a visit from a prank call victim that was prank called with soundboard of his voice and he explained to the victim that he should just hang up and not talk to  prank callers at all because otherwise they will keep calling him. 

He also gives prank callers more reason to call him ,like when he boasted of to prank callers how he "owned" Atheist Experience .
Atheist Experience - Argument from Ignorance with the Stageman
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHfspU1F9Eg" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHfspU1F9Eg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHfspU1F9Eg</a></a>




There is a guy on Alex Jones's conspiracy forum that believes that prank callers are used by NWO,CIA and MOSSAD to torture people like Chris because they are Alex Jones listeners  and  are awake .
   
Mossad and The Feds using "Prank Callers" as a form to torment people
http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=225506.0

 

Re: Mistahblonde and other prank callers destroyed man's life By: Scriptic07 Date: June 26, 2012, 02:40:50 pm
also there is a article out saying why he got mobbed by a group of hackers of whoever it was.
http://soundboardprankcalls.wikia.com/wiki/Chris_the_Hacker
It was a hacker group that did it they were the last people to screw with him, 'cause Chris told the hacker he had personal info and was going to release it to the police when he done this he open up an all out war to the two groups, and were attack repeatedly. This is stupid on the part of the hacker or whatever group, but those kind of of people don't care.
Re: Mistahblonde and other prank callers destroyed man's life By: marleycake44420 Date: June 28, 2012, 02:17:47 pm
why obsess over someone like him, this to me has nothing to do with prank calling anymore and has more to do with trying to push someone over the edge  tongue
Re: Mistahblonde and other prank callers destroyed man's life By: cozbyroo Date: June 28, 2012, 03:52:31 pm
Antiprank brought it up, Marley, and none of us here are calling the hacker so it's nowhere near obsession like the dogs that hound him. And far as I can tell, the man is already over the edge, far out and away.  T_Shock2
Re: Mistahblonde and other prank callers destroyed man's life By: antiprank Date: July 02, 2012, 11:57:54 am
Some crazy guy made a cardboard model of his shop.  tongue




http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=340879545989329&set=a.340874695989814.76910.100002018589097&type=3&theater
http://mistahblonde.wordpress.com/live-feed/

Re: Mistahblonde and other prank callers destroyed man's life By: johnnygonzo777 Date: July 03, 2012, 11:48:48 am
Sweet Jesus, you'd have to be absolutely berserk to call someone repeatedly like that.