obiously there's DALL-E and a bunch of others.

but fucking hilarious pictures -- been having so much more fun with images.ai

it seems the best at creating human faces... 

Big if true, but I'd love to see it 

I was at Hooter's the other day and overheard a bunch of guys talking about being in the film business. They said they were wrapping up production on a movie called Jackulator. Does anyone know what this is?
Jackulator documentary?!?

Merry Christmas everyone   

After Jack went inactive I thought I'd never hear anything but disappointing prank calls again, but I was proven wrong - there IS new / fresh / creative / funny material out there.. even though not Jack. Thought I'd share some with you guys to BROADEN OUR MINDS..  . En-fucking-joy:


Fred Herbert Calls Prostate Awarenes - Fred has a problem ...
Nightmare on 232 Alton Drive - Arnold crashes his Tesla and needs a tow; hilarity ensues
Ed Powell Calls An Irate Jamaican - Officer Powell and several intelligence agencies investigate a cannabis dispensary
The BT Scam (Basically) - Respected Gentleman collects for the British Telecom Service
Arnold Calls a Pharmacy - Arnold keeps coughing for some reason ..
Family Clatters - Arnold & son domestic violence

what kind of stickers are we talking about here; how big are they?

I forgot you had shirts for sale years ago and I wanted one but forgot to remember to actually get one. I could use some kind of tangible thing to hang on to the memories 

[hey it remembered I was logged in from like a year ago 

9$ an hour... that's a lotta money... or not
sorry/glad to hear about this.. hope things turn out for ya Jack... always look on the bright side

what I'm most worried about my job isn't getting fired (I'm apparently one of the few non-psychopaths that work here and that they can find. Did I ever mention I work with an actual Nazi? this guy's a fuckin' Nazi!) anyways, what I'm worried about is the entire company going out of business. That's a distinct possibility. And it would fuckin' suck too cause it's essentially a perfect job for me right now...

or am I just being lazy and I should really go to college and do better? probably.

You got a good car? 

These Nexus-6 models are so friggin' weird. Are those phrases its way of replicating how we sound to the AI?

Get me some answers doctor.

I have been worried about my job doing the same shit to me lately, and the punch card is checking out.