Pranks#36 - 'two indians, mushroom, freak!'

[jackulator]

'two indians, mushroom, freak!'
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[Hypnagogic]

I love the rebirth of the AND----AND----AND

[jackulator]

I looove the reaction the last guy has to jack's desperate need for lithium

[rugglerduggler]

lol, holy christ that woman in the second call had one helluva short fuse

[jackulator]

yeah - we were wondering 'where the hell did that come from?' - of course we had just said something that sounds like 'chow hoy kai dai', which I guess is probably Chinese since it was from Chinatown - but we have no idea what it means - so either it means something bad, and she was an Indian working at an Indian restaurant, but also spoke Chinese - because I'm pretty sure that phrase isn't Hindi or whatever - or she was in one hell of a bad mood

[kaos]

lmao

are these recent? cus you seem to be doing the 'double sir' a lot its good

i love that laugh jack does where he sounds like a witch or something

[jackulator]

yeah - we're gradually workin up to the present - for instance I'm listening to Monday's candidates right now, and they're from about a year ago - and it's getting to be a real risk sitting in front of my computer/keyboard to take a drink of water - I'm having to concentrate more and more - and make sure I turn my head away while I'm swallowing - wow

[Colonel]

I love the rebirth of the AND----AND----AND

"Can you do that?"

I crack up every time he's says that.

[Colonel]

This is probably the funniest/craziest call to date.  

What made you start calling the guy a 'creep' etc? The entire conversation turned out great since it was so funny but I thought one of the golden rules was not to get abusive unless they are to you first?

Great call anyway!

[metalboss44]

Cherry Chinaman? Indian soup? hahahahaha

SIRSIRSIR

I-I-I-I-I-I-INDIAN

"Youve got to hold a....SHHHIIT to your face..."

Definitely one of the funniest compilations so far.

[Hypnagogic]

I agree, definately one of the best compilations.  

"Fucking people"

[Wildapes]

Wow. I'm not racist (try not to be) but since I moved to an urban area I've noticed that east indians are some of the rudest people I've ever encountered. These new calls are great. Is that shit line actually from a movie or was it spliced together?

[jackulator]

I'm not sure what shit line you're referring to

[Wildapes]

The one where he says he had to hold up a shit and the stench was overwhelming.

[Mr. Possibilities]

"What's your name?"
"Jackson....... Jackson......What do you think?"
"Sounds good"
"Hah hah hah hah"

LOL


Oh my God, that last call is fucked up in the ass.

[jackulator]

The one where he says he had to hold up a shit and the stench was overwhelming.

that was from "Even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body - when you have to hold a HANKY to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're gonna faint - even then don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States, and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with - don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me sweetheart?"

I've pretty much memorized that movie. Man that character is hilarious. But anyway, as far as the wav in question - I figured holding a shit to your face to make something not smell as bad means it smells worse than if you only had to hold a hanky to your face...

[keithyooutube]

This one is my favorite.

By the way, I was hosting one of your calls at my youtube site until it recently got suspended.  I am now copyyootube on YT.  My account was suspended because I got three notices about DCMA copyright violations for other stuff I posted.

[jackulator]

that stinks - but good to have you here  

[keithyooutube]

I really liked the line "You're totally full of shit, you creep."  I think more of your calls should drop the bomb on people towards the end like this one.

Ha ha.

[jackulator]

definitely agreed

[27-77]

Wow...that last call was great, but yeah I thought you posted somewhere not to start fighting with someone on a call unless they started it or know it's a prank?

[27-77]

wow that indian lady got pissed off fast...

[Slenkar]

"i need 5 pancakes, and breast implants, and a friend"

[Colonel]

Woah...I just listened to this compilation again after a few weeks and I forgot how good it is

I love the way Jack says "surgery!" on the first AND--AND list.

Can ya do that?

EDIT: Also, I forgot to say that I loved all the "Umm.."s at the start of the last call. You could hear the girl laughing at Jack cos of it

You guys should do a call using that specific "Ummm...." line in every sentence Jack says.

[jackulator]

Amen Colonel

that's why I wish we still did compilations - just because we used to throw in calls we didn't think were funny enough to stand on their own - but you never know who's gonna think they're hilarious

[Sfingle]

"Screwin' salad...Sir?" "Ya" "Hot fucking salad." Fucking hillarious! And then: "You just want peppers and onions?" "Sure would appreciate it." I love the wierd long orders he gives out. "There's gonna be alot of left-overs!" Also the end when the dude gets pissed is good, too.

[XximbarxX]

dont sit there like a goddamn basket!

[Uncle Bingo]

"I need friends."

"Well, then, maybe you should... go to friends."     

Such a great response, I think that one is gonna get me every time.

[marleycake]

i was thinking jack was a bit rude in the first call, until that lady got piss-bitch lunar eclipse    haha

i need breast implants and pancakes 

Indian Soup! 

Whiskey!  ..the last guy was a prick too... but his reaction was priceless

"Don't Be So Fucking Nice!" this is my favourite call man