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« on: January 10, 2008, 09:31:26 pm » |
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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2008, 10:15:59 pm » |
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oh yeah - almost forgot - sorry this call is all there is tonight - roy and I are doing calls tomorrow and I may have to pull an all-nighter to make sure the new additions to the board are working properly - so there will be a bunch more up Saturday afternoon at the latest
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2008, 10:18:36 pm » |
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awesome call jack, that guy was a total douche though "JACK NICHOLAS"
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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2008, 10:20:49 pm » |
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yeah - hence the golf swing sound effect - he of course didn't pick up on it though because he thinks jack's last name is Nicklaus
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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2008, 12:54:26 am » |
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why did the salesman keep on throwing out some John Wayne stuff???  Did he confuse Jack Nicklaus/Nicholson with John Wayne?? |
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2008, 02:52:24 pm » |
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yeah - hence the golf swing sound effect - he of course didn't pick up on it though because he thinks jack's last name is Nicklaus
Haha yeah that was great. A few lines were great, the one about "Who took a shit here?" or something like that was hilarious. Good call! The warped sounds and effects definitely added to this as well. |
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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2008, 09:52:15 pm » |
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Sir? You're a dick.
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« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2008, 02:37:15 pm » |
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These two last calls were excellent! Great job!!
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« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2008, 06:14:25 pm » |
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"I think of a man, and then I take away a big sweaty dick"  Also liked the 'Sirs' in this one. |
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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2008, 07:55:42 pm » |
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Check out my sig. |
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« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2008, 08:03:54 pm » |
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that's definitely the best one yet hahaha love the nicklaus in there - and the fake john wayne/original jackboard thing - very creative and well done!!! |
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« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2008, 08:46:39 pm » |
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Thanks. I think I'm the first to make one from a call instead of one of Jack's alter egos. I wanted to put #122 Jolly Salesman in there so people would know what it's about but I didn't have any more room for text. I wondered if you'd notice I turned the jackulator into the wayneanator! |
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« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2008, 10:43:00 pm » |
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omg, i think thats the funniest ive ever heard, the manager that picked up was gay tho
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« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2008, 01:27:22 pm » |
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I admire anyone who can put up with Jack's shit  |
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« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2008, 08:30:39 pm » |
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i think of a man, and i take away the big sweaty dick. lmao.
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« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2008, 08:12:08 pm » |
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You can't handle the TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
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« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2008, 10:54:07 pm » |
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haha this guy was so confused... "well i tell you what"
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« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2008, 02:27:29 am » |
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It was great at 324 when the dealer asks, ?You gonna be here tonight?? and both Jack and him say ?Yea!? at the same time.
Dumbass kept repeating Jack, then after dickin? around for like 8 minutes says ?I don?t have time for this.?
?Uh well uh?I fuck pretty hard.? lol
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« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2008, 01:00:56 pm » |
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The whistle and party horn are my favorite clips..Wow Jack was really threatening that guy big time. LoL
Something about ripping his balls off and sticking them to his ass. haha
This guy was a good sport. =)...he thought the golf swing was a whip. haha and then the dog barks.
He says he doesn't have time, but he stays on the phone for 12 minutes.
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« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2008, 05:51:19 pm » |
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...Wow Jack was really threatening that guy big time. LoL
Something about ripping his balls off and sticking them to his ass. haha... HAHAHAHA!!! that made me laugh so hard - it's actually "I'll split your nuts off the side of your face to the back of your ass." hahaha but what you heard is even funnier just made me think of that old game with the velcro balls you throw at the target or maybe because they're bloody they'll stick to his ass - but even so, what purpose would it serve to stick somebody's ripped-off balls to their ass??? hahaha |
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