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Lady:How do you want that cooked? Jacky: Lobster.
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« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2008, 07:47:45 pm » |
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That little smart-ass was pretty funny to Jacky but I think he may have been in trouble when his supervisor found out he was going along with a prank call, hehehe
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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2008, 08:16:01 pm » |
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I think that's the first time the other person was actually funnier than Jack. Take the bun off and make it a convertible. Good shit.
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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2008, 09:06:05 pm » |
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yeah that was funny - and "you're not a very good shot are you?"
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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2008, 10:07:20 pm » |
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*gun shot* I did lol classic
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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2008, 11:02:23 pm » |
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Hahahha the gunshots and banter with this guy were pretty good. I would have loved to have heard when he asked you about the "bag of change" or something, you should have broken out the "I mighjt be able to squeeze uh, 75 bucks out of it for ya"
and the Dr. Martini!! Thanks!!
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2008, 07:28:35 am » |
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Thats some damn good service, a double bacon cheeseburger every friday.
Right away Jack cut to the chase "YOU'RE UGLY"
"Mustard - YAP"
A bacon double cheese convertible? Hahaha
Ahahahahahahahahaha - the gunshot right after him telling you to shoot yourself
"I DID"
"Don't you need to reload or something - I DID" Gunshots continue
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« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2008, 02:06:11 pm » |
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Shame I left early I would have liked to have been there when you called. I'm still looking for someone to come to Camp David since this guy turned me down.  Oh, and my stomach is not outta whack. That's a fucking lie! |
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« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2008, 04:47:17 pm » |
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« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2008, 12:51:09 pm » |
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"You're ugly" "Thank you"
"Let's broaden our minds!"
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« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2008, 04:19:22 pm » |
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No sir, I'm just trying to make you a reservation for a cheeseburger.  That kid was genuinely funny, I wish I had a coworker like him. |
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« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2008, 01:10:04 pm » |
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Oh, he's quick on his feet. Very funny guy. =)
Going along with a cheeseburger reservation. lol
I love the gun shots and crying. haha
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« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2008, 05:25:59 pm » |
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OMG that smart ass dude was funny as hell, like the way he said "did you want the bacon double cheeseburger to BE a convertible, like just take the bun off the top? And we could take the top of the coke off too, make that a convertible.." |
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« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2008, 01:54:45 pm » |
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Ordinarily I'm not very fond of calls in which the victim is quite obviously in on the joke, but this one is just priceless. That guy had one hell of a sense of humor; very quick with his wit.
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« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2008, 09:52:01 pm » |
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very funny guy.. jack has some competition!
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« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2008, 05:58:02 pm » |
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I love how Jack mocks the guys laugh at the end
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« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2012, 01:42:48 am » |
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tomorrow evening! bacon double cheese burger ! the idea to call a car dealer and ask for a bdc and fries is batshit  |
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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