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« on: January 31, 2008, 08:03:04 pm »

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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2008, 08:10:58 pm »

Great ending!!!

"How would you like it cooked?"
"On the toilet."
"Is this a joke?"
"Yea."
*Hang up*  cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2008, 08:19:23 pm »

HAHA yeah that ending was hilarious - anything involving "the toilet" in the way Jack pronounces it is great.
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« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2008, 02:23:43 am »

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That strange distorted jack talk you said when you were put on hold...you should try it during regualr conversation..see if they get freaked out or not.
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« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2008, 04:07:23 am »

"Can u hear me?'
"Yeah, but i can't understand you."
Very astute litlle lady... No sarcasm, most people respond to Jack "No" but then it's obvious they can 'hear' him because they respond to him.  And as soon as Jack stutters she fills in the gaps: 8,12, or 16.  She's an old pro, that wasn't going to be a long call, she found out Jack wasn't very hungry and she didn't want to take the piss fo show. 
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« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2008, 09:13:32 am »

lolo @ asking for a 17 and her accepting the request
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« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2008, 09:53:24 pm »

That has to be the best ending I've ever listened to on this site. It's been a while since I remember hearing the "on  the toilet" line. Fantastic usage of it here!
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« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2008, 05:10:02 pm »

love the ending, love the salt water steak, and love the "sounds discusting, but uh ill take it"
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« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2008, 05:10:11 pm »

He says it's gross but he wants it anyway..lol

"Is this a joke" "Yeah"..I think one of the best lines ever. =)
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« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2008, 06:30:31 pm »

What the hell was that garbled speech like half way through the call, it sounded like he was trying to talk with his mouth full, rofl
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« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2008, 06:49:08 pm »

if you mean 101-105, he sure did have his mouth full

he just found out his wife was pregnant and he was all happy, eating chinese food and trying to think of and sing every song he'd ever heard with the word 'baby' in it, and had just run out of lyrics for the one he was singing - so the 'you know - the other thing' he garbled out between chews was his way of saying, 'you remember that lyric I just forgot'
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« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2008, 05:27:37 pm »

"sounds discusting, but uhh, ill take it." man i love that line
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« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2009, 06:24:45 pm »

on the toilet hahaha  grin
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« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2009, 08:13:40 pm »

I would RATher you just said thank ye! - the modified noise is nice.
Salt Water - i was looking for that one for a while.
i'll take em - take what - i'll take that one - which one? - *mumbling noises!*
on the toilet - might do a sig of jack cookin steak on the toilet.
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« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2009, 09:33:00 pm »

yeah - is the chef supposed to be sitting on the toilet while cooking a steak, or is the steak sizzling away on the toilet lid haha
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« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2009, 10:41:25 pm »

How would you like that cooked

On the toilet...

Is this a joke

Yeah

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« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2009, 01:37:04 am »

yeah that's actually one of my favorite parts in our calls  grin
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