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« on: June 12, 2007, 11:01:15 pm » |
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metalboss44
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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2007, 11:29:44 pm » |
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Did you use skype for those? Thought I heard the jingle
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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2007, 11:32:18 pm » |
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nah - not sure what that was "how much for a duck?"
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2007, 12:40:35 am » |
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Hahahaha...don't even know why, but that pizza hut call is one of my favorites...."Maaaaaaaake it" all the "huhhhhhhhh's" and one of my favorite lines "that's expensive"
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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2007, 04:54:59 am » |
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lol this one was the best i've heard in a while
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« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2007, 04:36:21 pm » |
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Great call to the fitness club. you managed to fake your way pretty far into the call
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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2007, 06:44:13 pm » |
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God, that woman is so annoyingly STUPID. How many BARKS does it take for her to understand that you were telling the dog to shut up?
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« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2007, 11:59:30 pm » |
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I started hearing all those sirens in the background, kinda low at first, and wondered if it was u assholes doing it Then Jack goes, "Must be the cops." Hehehe. I guess not. The guy at the Pizza Hut was deaf or retarted. "Pete!-zaaa. Bacon." "What?" "I wanna bacon. pizza." "Huh?" "I wanna have dinner sometime tonight." Jack says exasperated. HA! I really liked that.
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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2007, 11:02:10 pm » |
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I started hearing all those sirens in the background, kinda low at first, and wondered if it was u assholes doing it Then Jack goes, "Must be the cops." Hehehe. I guess not. Gotta say... that was the best piece of Jacking yet. And THAT's sayin' a LOT. 'Cause I've heard 'em all brother, I dug you on youtube, guy, so this whole site is like friggin' manna from hot damn heaven. But that extended silence with nothing but the police siren... I thought it may have been coming from outside my window... a New Yorker here, hearing a police siren in these parts is as common as someone from Texas hearing a "Yee-Haw," out their window.... but then there was Jack's isolated voice saying, "must be the cops?" Priceless. Good show.
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« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2007, 12:31:25 am » |
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I thought that part was pretty cool too, hahaha, Just imagining Nicholsons character from the Departed calling people and getting scared by sirens heading in his direction :lol:
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« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2007, 06:42:46 pm » |
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lol FAT
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« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2007, 04:25:45 pm » |
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Hai! Fried Batman...
You're making my procrastination so much more easier. I don't know if I should thank you or curse you to the lowest and coldest part of Hell for that...
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« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2007, 04:30:12 pm » |
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« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2007, 12:44:15 am » |
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"i'm going to assign you a CHINAMAN" lol
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"im starving! I could eat a CHINAMAN! hahahahahahahahahajesushaha,haha"
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« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2007, 12:36:59 pm » |
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"i'm going to assign you a CHINAMAN" lol \ hahahahaha yes, the chinamen references were hilarious - great call
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« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2008, 10:49:59 pm » |
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I love it when they say "Are you telling me to shut up?"
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« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2008, 02:40:45 pm » |
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"Jack"...."how do you spell that" lol. If I remember correctly there are several calls where people can't understand Jack's name. I guess he's not very good at pronouncing his own name, hehe.
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« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2008, 01:14:49 pm » |
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With the "hi's", were you trying to mimick someone pulling some karate moves and making grunts?
hi hi hi hey hey HEY hey HEY hi hi
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« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2008, 03:30:57 am » |
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Also, who was that laughing in the backyard during the 'hi's? The caller/friends or people at the karate place?
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« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2008, 01:08:54 pm » |
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With the "hi's", were you trying to mimick someone pulling some karate moves and making grunts?
hi hi hi hey hey HEY hey HEY hi hi
I wasn't really sure when i saw this question last week if it was a rhetorical question or not? If you were really wondering, I can assure you that was Jack's intention...
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« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2008, 01:10:41 pm » |
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Also, who was that laughing in the backyard during the 'hi's? The caller/friends or people at the karate place?
Since he is talking to a message machine, I'm pretty sure it's not people at the karate place ? I'll bet it was jack and roytoy laughing on there.
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« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2008, 02:08:20 pm » |
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With the "hi's", were you trying to mimick someone pulling some karate moves and making grunts?
hi hi hi hey hey HEY hey HEY hi hi
hahaha exactly (just listened to this one again - man... haha) ...I'll bet it was jack and roytoy laughing on there. hehe good call man
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« Reply #22 on: November 10, 2008, 09:31:18 am » |
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"Probably the cops." XD
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« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2009, 05:37:52 pm » |
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hilariously funny... 4/5
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