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« on: June 12, 2007, 11:01:49 pm » |
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rugglerduggler
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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2007, 11:30:10 pm » |
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oh christ, i was HOPING youd use the "i thought you might like to have dinner" on that pizza hut girl. did i hear a "hard turtle cock" in there too? haha!
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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2007, 11:33:29 pm » |
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we've gotten Jack a date numerous times using that stuff - it's weird though - each time we did we accidentally didn't record - really sucks :cry:
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2007, 01:04:15 am » |
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all those pizza hut calls are great...i had like 10 quotes I was gonna put in this post, but too many to name...great work
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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2007, 03:09:47 am » |
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"We have Southwestern food" "Excellent, I'd like spaghetti."
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« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2007, 07:28:06 pm » |
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"And your name?"
"Yup"
"Kip? What can I get ya, Kip?"
LOL!
What an idiot. That turned out really funny
That call was aggresively funny
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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2007, 08:50:02 pm » |
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yeah - haha! that lady was talking so fast I was doing all I could to keep up, so I'll definitely take that type of thing when it happens  |
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« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2007, 12:26:39 am » |
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"Beer! Give us some Goddamn Beer!"
"Huh? Can I get something for you?"
I like when they can't understand Jack and you exascerbate it furher by spewing some gibberish at em. Finally Jack says, "You are a genius.... I feel like chicken tonight."
Rugglerduggler, it sounded like "sharp turtle jugs" to me. I'm not sure. I also really liked the Hooter calls. I thought those girls were supposed to be flirtatious? They never gave Jack much of a chance. And I know that there's gotta be a bunch of horny old men that fuck with them all the time, drooling over their tits.
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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2007, 07:26:39 am » |
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...did i hear a "hard turtle cock" in there too? haha! ...it sounded like "sharp turtle jugs" to me. well you're both half right - it's "sharp turtle cocks" |
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« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2007, 02:06:36 pm » |
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I don't know why but that "two hard shell crabs, one baked one fried" makes me laugh every time you put that in there.
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« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2007, 03:58:39 pm » |
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It's such a funny thing how the very first call starts, the girl answering the phone still laughing from something that obviously happened shortly before; and Jack of course laughing with her.
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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2008, 04:14:17 pm » |
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Picture big jumbo tits, big boys, big big tits, tits tits tits tits tits.
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« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2008, 08:19:01 pm » |
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Christ.. that "I'm gonna get you" line would have scared me if I was on the phone with him, I don't even want to think what that poor girl must've thought  |
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« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2008, 10:17:36 am » |
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hehe yeah the crying right after probably didn't ease her mind much  |
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« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2008, 09:32:05 pm » |
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coool
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« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2008, 01:30:37 pm » |
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The last lady is really nice, at least she doesn't like that there isn't any salad either.
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« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2008, 05:07:41 pm » |
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i love the WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
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« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2010, 10:19:09 am » |
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You should call hooters more often. The "hold it between your tits" line would be prefect.
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« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2010, 11:43:57 am » |
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yeah definitely - we'll have to give them a call soon  |
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« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2011, 10:27:24 pm » |
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the intro kills me
big boys jumbo tits tits tits
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2011, 09:40:31 pm » |
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"How are you?" YESSSSSSSSSSSS I liked the tits rant in the second call. I need chicken soup. Duck soup. I need a steakeroo. Don't hang up please. I'm gonna get you  I REALLY WANNA KNOW - YYYYYYYY?!?!? The YMCA clip always cracks me up. "We have pretty much any southwestern food." Uh, excellent. I'd like spaghetti.  GET US SOME GODDAMN BEER! I feel like chicken tonight. |
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