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Author Topic: Pranks#41 -'newspapers & car insurance, 'the master'  (Read 5920 times)
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« on: June 15, 2007, 11:31:24 am »

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« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2007, 12:02:32 pm »

those were some great calls with the newspapers, and the bird shooting was classic

you know what i've noticed in these calls that i'm suprised about..whenever you start off all call and use the "how you doing" line, they're almost suprised and put off by the question..great social skills some people have
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« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2007, 01:12:24 pm »

Wow, what a cow!  She kept saying she couldn't hear you, but she gave her assholey-self away when Jack said,
"Can you hear me?"
"You keep breaking up on me... No, I can't."
If she couldn't hear then why did she answer the question?  U shoulda thrown in a "Fuckin Cunt" on her... but i did enjoy the reply to the obvious lie,
"That's a fucking lie."
"What?"
"Nothing."  HA!
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« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2007, 03:31:10 pm »

"And the zip code?"
"aaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHH!!"


Jesus christ, I would have had a mental seizure if I had been in her place




"He's the kiddy porn master"

Oh good God, that's funny
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« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2007, 04:49:13 pm »

^^^ lol, I was thinkin' that to. These people sounded annoyed more than anything. It's almost like they knew something was not right... they maybe even knew it was a soundboard... but as long as its audible... they still had to talk because the responses are appropriate. Funny stuff.
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« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2007, 06:23:11 pm »

wow, i loved the crows then the shotgun blast, that was great. and FRANK the "kiddie porn master"! LOL, i like the new kiddie porn line too, thats good.
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« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2007, 08:24:28 pm »

absolutely brilliant set of calls, that kiddy porn combination you created was genius.. "i dont want to go to jail, there is no fucking privacy, also, no booze"
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« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2007, 04:11:42 am »

yeah - we just about shit when he said that 'master' bit - maybe the guy he referred jack to was just some lawyer he really didn't like or something haha
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« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2008, 07:50:32 pm »

Not sure why this prank is sitting at 3 stars...I think this is one of the better old pranks...Jack has a little more attitude in this one.

That first lady is so annoying, she keeps saying "hello" right after she talks.
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« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2008, 08:01:37 pm »

"He's the kiddie porn master" lmfao

by far the most shocking and hilarious call..no comparison.

Who was expecting that eh? lol
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« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2008, 11:10:18 pm »

lol "sexual assault with a concrete dillldoooo".
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« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2008, 04:05:31 pm »

Yeah, that "sexual assault with a concrete dildo" line was classic!
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« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2008, 12:15:14 am »

man the kiddie porn lines were great! u did some nice editing. "they're just pictures" haha
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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2012, 12:37:58 am »

i like the part with the crows. jack being an old nut yelling and shooting at birds is totally believeable

"who shit in your cockshole?"  cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2012, 06:40:27 am »

fucking classsssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccccccccccccc grin grin grin grin grin grin

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« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2012, 05:41:26 pm »

hey I just though of something Jack: You should actually call the Kiddie Porn Master.  cheesy see what he's really like. lipsrsealed
see if his mastery is really enough to handle the Jackulator. Enough to handle a little jackulation.  tongue
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