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"Twenty pushups a day..."
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« on: June 15, 2007, 11:32:20 am » |
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Colonel
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« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2007, 01:24:48 pm » |
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That guy was a real asshole, so were most of them actually, trying to turn the tables on Jack. You can't beat the Jackulator!
You should have chucked in the Colonel or Sir line, that would have thrown 'em!
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Old Hare
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« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2007, 01:45:39 pm » |
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Nice, so many good ones here... My fav's:
"U seen any snowy egrets? I wouldn't know a snowy egret if I was pissing on one."
"I'm just sitting here, looking at your baby pictures, thinking of you."
"I'm just a sweaty-toothed madman... I can do magic."
Lady: "We still on for tonight?"
Jack: "You better believe it... Hhhnnnuuuhhhh!"
Very nice. :wink:
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« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2007, 05:06:44 pm » |
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Well done! Yea, that guy was a dick and got the shaft. As stated above, you can't beat the jackulator.
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« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2007, 05:58:52 pm » |
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"....Don't think for one second you can come down here and make me nervous"
That was the most appropriate use of that quote in a call I've heard :lol:
Those people sounded like real idiots though, at least they were more playful than the sick fuck I called with the bush soundboard.
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« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2007, 06:29:41 pm » |
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god that last call was hilarious, i especially liked when the guy was like "how about a donkey?" and you made the jackass sounds, perfect timing. also, what was that piano piece that was playing?
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jackulator
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"Twenty pushups a day..."
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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2007, 04:02:18 am » |
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...what was that piano piece that was playing? that was Chopin's Prelude in E minor - which Jack played in 'Five Easy Pieces' That guy was a real asshole... we love that - gives us an excuse to use the wavs we don't normally get to use  |
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« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2007, 03:35:12 pm » |
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Too many great parts to list...
love it when he says "good, great, excellent, beautiful, lovely, spectacular"
the crying + piano was hilarious "I'm balling here" "I can't remember the last time I cried"
and the flirting was hilarious...good shit overall
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Sfingle
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"Work my way up to walking stairs-stuff like that"
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« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2007, 05:59:24 pm » |
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It's great how when you don't have a reply ready sometimes you just go off (like when she asks what card you're gonna use); some of my favorite lines: the great “Stooooonnned”, and then when she asks, “Is that a mastercard?”, you say “Swimming”, followed by drowning noises. Hillarious!
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« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2007, 10:46:02 pm » |
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LMAO best shit i heard today.... You wanna merry me NO!!!!!!! Not you fuck that lol...atleast they were great sports about this
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dannydevito
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I have taken off my pants here
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« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2008, 07:24:35 pm » |
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This is probably one of my favourite calls. The girls were hilarious.
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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2008, 04:46:02 pm » |
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Hahaha this is probably my fav call
I love it when Jack chats 'em up
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May I interject? Beer!
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« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2008, 10:39:08 am » |
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"Hey! Shut up! Shut the hell up! Not you." lol that part made me laugh for a while. Nice call.
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« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2008, 12:17:31 pm » |
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haha in that first call its funny when she asks him "Where are you anyway?" and he replies "Just sitting around looking at your baby pictures..."
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2008, 07:19:43 pm » |
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YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU.....DO YA!!!?? - That is pure win lol I'm bawling here -  i can never get over that one. You deserted me - awwww, pure jack |
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« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2009, 04:10:23 pm » |
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One of my all-time favorites. Jack's meltdown halfway through gets me every time.   |
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This acid's kicking in.... I wanna clean my claws.
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« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2011, 09:44:08 pm » |
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"What should I wear?" "Nothing." SHUT UP! NOT YOU!  I love how he was trying to proposition the woman and that asshole kept interrupting. Jack didn't take too kindly to that. "Trying to get ahold of the police, that's all." "Oh... good. Well that makes two of us." Really good conversations in this call. Excellent work. |
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