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« on: June 17, 2007, 10:28:17 pm » |
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Mr. Possibilities
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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2007, 12:02:34 am » |
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LOL, Tom Batman
"Sexual assault with a concrete dildo"
"*gasp*"
Poor woman. She's not gonna sleep well.
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2007, 01:08:56 am » |
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hey mr. possibilities, stop stealing my thunder..both of these new ones you already posted the quotes I was gonna
great calls Jack.
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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2007, 07:32:55 am » |
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extend me some crabs! lololo
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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2007, 11:17:43 am » |
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That sounds deeLICIOUS!!!!!! lol
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2007, 02:54:10 pm » |
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I'm not stealing your thunder, sir. It always belonged to me.
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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2007, 10:03:27 pm » |
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Perhaps you haven't seen my title on this site. I created thunder.
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2007, 10:06:39 pm » |
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it'd be pretty funny if MrPossibilities got a picture of Gandalf for his avatar - which probably won't make sense to anyone who hasn't seen LOTR part 2
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2007, 02:44:46 am » |
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it'd be pretty funny if MrPossibilities got a picture of Gandalf for his avatar - which probably won't make sense to anyone who hasn't seen LOTR part 2 LOL Ok... considering it, considering it |
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« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2007, 02:53:57 am » |
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*ahem*
Gentlemen:
...... YOUUUUUU SHALL NOT PAAAASSS!!!!!! *BAM* (Hitting the staff)
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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2007, 01:44:15 pm » |
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I'm not crossing that little bridge Mr. P...I'll fight you on this side.
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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2007, 01:45:45 pm » |
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Best line: "Extend me some crab!"  |
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« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2007, 08:24:47 pm » |
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Best line: "Extend me some crab!" yeah haha - that one is adorable |
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« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2007, 02:02:23 am » |
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« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2007, 09:42:44 pm » |
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Ha, this one was great. I just registered this account today, but I ahve to say that the combinations here take soundboard calls to a new level. Several of the posts here had me in tears. Highlights were:
"Extend me some crab." (Great combination of different lines, unexpected!)
"Sometimes men take shit; I'm one of them."
"Why are you hiding from the cops?"... "I don't like jail." (Very true.)
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« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2007, 11:00:37 pm » |
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awesome! glad to have you not sure if anyone caught that he starts masturbating for a second while she's describing the salad - in the first call haha |
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« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2007, 03:49:59 pm » |
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I love when the first lady is listing the salads and he keeps say stuff like "Mmmmm" or whatever and then then you use the horse-walking sound effects and she goes completly silent. Also when he tries to order a pizza, and starts descibing it and then says,"I can't help it, I'm a food critic." I can't believe I missed these parts the first time through, they're awesome!
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« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2007, 08:06:53 pm » |
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the horse whacking part is actually the sound of jacks fist hitting his pants in cuckoo's nest when he was pretending to jerk off haha
I just figured the salads sounded so good, why not
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« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2007, 12:22:38 pm » |
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Oh, well that part makes a lot more sense now that I know that!  |
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« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2007, 09:57:24 am » |
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"Ummm... I've got some shit that will make you cum like a god damn decaying porcupine."
Amazing! I'm slowly making my way through these calls and the stuff you come up with is ace. I need me some Jack DVDs from Santy Claus.
Have you heard of Chris Morris / Brasseye?
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