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« on: January 31, 2008, 04:46:21 pm »

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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2008, 07:57:27 pm »

"My dog fucked Batman's mother. I already told you that"

Isn't Batman's mother dead?

"I'm talking to my shit"  cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2008, 03:37:38 am »

"What about food?"
"Those are food..." (fucker said it like he wasn't sure if it was food.  Ha!)
"Yeah, me too."

"Are you OK sir?"
"Yeah... How bout that?"
Nice, when Jack can confuse the poor schmo that works at a restaurant whether he's selling a customer food or not... Well u scrambled the dope's brains pretty good!
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« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2008, 03:38:52 am »

Oh yeah, whiskey crab, definitely ordering that next time I'm at Red Lobster.  They can keep their goddamn Long Island Tea two drink maximum bullshit...
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« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2008, 04:51:57 am »

we had a cute short call with strawberry crab too - yummie
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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2008, 08:10:27 pm »

That was a really good one ... Jack got handed off three times and that third guy was the best.  Did he really hang up on you after asking if you were OK?  What a dick!

"Are you talking about ME?  I wasn't so sure because of the nature of the man it wasn't some kind of a joke.   Everybody's Gay!"     hahahaaaaaa
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« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2008, 04:37:09 pm »

i love the BLACK in the beginning.
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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2008, 11:21:58 am »

Yeah, this was definately a great one, I was surprised the lady got you to the bartender after all the weird things you said in the beginning, haha.

How do you want that cooked? "cool" lol
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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2008, 02:45:54 am »

"my dog fucked Batman's mother" Woah. She really didn't catch that? hahaha
Strawberry crab. awww  grin
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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2008, 10:52:10 am »



"Are you talking about ME?  I wasn't so sure because of the nature of the man it wasn't some kind of a joke.   Everybody's Gay!"     hahahaaaaaa

Yeah that was a great moment - makes Jack sound like he knows these people personally!
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« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2011, 12:46:40 am »

How could she not have heard the batman's mother bit in the beginning?

Why all this crab?

"I wasn't so sure because of the nature of the man it wasn't some kind of a joke."
I love that line, I'd like to hear more of it.

I like how he completely changes his order for the second guy. From steak to a lobster dinner.

What about FOOD?
"Those are food."
Me too.  cool
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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2011, 08:59:22 pm »

what about.... FOOD!

those are food... sir

me too.

are you alright sir?

.... (sigh) yeah how 'bout that
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« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2011, 01:14:56 pm »

"Batman's Mother" Is the best title so far  grin grin grin

i'm talking to my shit!  cheesy cool cheesy  grin

i need steak cheesy uuuuuhhhh  shocked smiley T_Tongue T_Shock1 T_Grin4 T_Grin5 T_grin9 that one  smiley CRAB  smiley grin STRAWBERRY CRAB  smiley shocked sad
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« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2012, 02:04:30 am »

"that one"
"that one?"
"THAT ONE!!"

lol

"i wasnt sure because of the nature of the man", you must use that line more often

the laugh at 147 is AWESOME
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