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« on: March 17, 2008, 09:16:07 pm » |
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this one's got some funny shit in it, but it went on a bit long and got boring here and thereLOW-FI DOWNLOAD (for dial-up users): download lowfi dial-up version
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« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2008, 01:13:31 am » |
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this was hilarious, loved the porno in the background along with the new lines
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« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2008, 01:57:37 am » |
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Glad you're getting back into the longer calls . That was hilarious
"You want fries?"
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"You want fries with that"
big boys
"Some kinda bear he's in the backyard in the pond, oh wait he's not AOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
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« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2008, 09:43:01 am » |
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haha funny shit "you sure about that?"
"and if I could prove otherwise?"
too he seemed pretty weirded out by the random "REDRUM"s lol
nice call
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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2008, 11:34:21 am » |
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I LOVE this call! You should start using the porno music more. It cracked me up
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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2008, 08:20:40 pm » |
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Ha, i thought this was great, I didn't think there were any slow or boring parts at all.
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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2008, 10:00:07 pm » |
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you'd be surprised to know how many calls don't 'make the cut'
we probably only post one of every five or maybe seven calls we do, maybe one or two more of those are ones I would consider almost good enough to post, but not quite - either because there are only a couple of funny parts and the rest is boring, or because the whole call is consistently amusing, but not quite funny
but I don't know why I apologized for this one, after listening to it again I realize I must have just been in a bad mood or something because it's pretty funny
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« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2008, 08:43:59 pm » |
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The bear thing outta nowhere was too fuckin funny. Rtedrum always does thetrick too! Perhaps not one of your best, but still great
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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2008, 03:45:35 am » |
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haha yes! you brought back the over-zealous "That sounds de-LICIOUS!!!!
"Acid's kickin' in pretty good...im sorry" haha use that one more that dude didnt hear you
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« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2008, 03:39:05 pm » |
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Haha, great stuff jackulator. It's always good to come back and find some new calls! Especially love the porn music from the Departed. My friend and I have that part recorded and we always crack up listening to Jack's moaning and groaning before pulling out that black dildo! It holds a special comedic place in my heart. We need to get some more Gene Hackman involved in these calls cause I hardly ever hear him but he's got some great lines too.
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« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2008, 04:41:49 am » |
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...We need to get some more Gene Hackman involved in these calls... you're absolutely right about that: "Short of the outbreak of World War III or being attacked by a giant ocotopus, I'd like to be undisturbed for the next 30 minutes."
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« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2008, 12:42:24 pm » |
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The porno music is a nice touch..I was trying to guess where the hell it was from. lol I'm not good at remembering movie clips/sounds
If you don't think some calls make par..then why don't you make another forum topic with the so called "rejects" That way, maybe the members could decide if it is actually funny or not. Perhaps you have high standards. lol
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« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2008, 06:43:49 pm » |
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The porno music is a nice touch..I was trying to guess where the hell it was from. lol I'm not good at remembering movie clips/sounds
If you don't think some calls make par..then why don't you make another forum topic with the so called "rejects" That way, maybe the members could decide if it is actually funny or not. Perhaps you have high standards. lol
that's an excellent idea - lord knows there's tons of em
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« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2008, 06:48:27 pm » |
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The porno music is a nice touch..I was trying to guess where the hell it was from. lol I'm not good at remembering movie clips/sounds
If you don't think some calls make par..then why don't you make another forum topic with the so called "rejects" That way, maybe the members could decide if it is actually funny or not. Perhaps you have high standards. lol
that's an excellent idea - lord knows there's tons of em Even what you see as garbage can be a really good call for someone else..It's nice to give the underdogs a chance at being listened to.
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« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2009, 03:06:47 pm » |
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-how do you want that cooked? -let's see... Hot Batmaaaaan
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« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2009, 02:36:13 pm » |
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Thought this call was getting a little slow and then: "We have some kind of a bear he's in the backyard in the pond." GROWL "Actually he's not. OOOOOOOWWWWW." Hahaha "We ain't got no food here we don't want no food here." Funny random line too.
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« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2009, 08:09:38 pm » |
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yeah that line is a classic
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« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2012, 08:26:30 pm » |
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you MUST use that "we dont have no food here, we dont want no food here" line more often
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