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« on: March 24, 2008, 11:54:30 pm » |
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rgraves
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« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2008, 12:00:50 am » |
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How would you like that cooked? "Big!" haha, that threw him for a loop.
Haha, you should have gone with the Stenchiss name thing, that would be a crazy name.
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« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2008, 11:09:00 am » |
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hahaha "I thought my mother was havin' surgery!"
"She wears turtlenecks in the middle of the summer"
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Hike it in, poop it out
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« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2008, 02:05:07 pm » |
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?The stench is so thick to your face?
?What about my face?
?You can?t handle the TREEEEE? never gets old
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Lady:How do you want that cooked? Jacky: Lobster.
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« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2008, 05:34:43 pm » |
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That was big Biig BIG sooo funny! You're a nice guy, Jack. You had that guy the whole way so you didn't want him wasting a bunch of food and let him off the hook.
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« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2008, 04:58:33 am » |
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Dude I miss that laugh that you used at 260, best laugh ever  good call |
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dannydevito
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« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2008, 05:56:44 am » |
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Practical joker...  |
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« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2008, 07:53:03 am » |
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haha that was awesome, I love these kinds of calls where the other guy thinks jack is a real person, they are the best.
"Big... BIG... BIGG..."
"FISH... I NEED CHICKEN"
"THE STENCHIS" "THE STENCHIS" "THE STENCH IS SO THICK TO YOUR FACE"
"what about my face?!"
"UHH, NOTHIN - NICE, GREAT, GOOD!"
"what about your face?"
"YOURE UGLY!" - "I'm JUST KIDDIN - PRACTICAL JOKER"
"DUCKY DUKE DAKIE DUCK"
This is also one of the rare calls where the other party realizes its JACK NICHOLSON without you using the 'you don't think I sound like jack nicholson" one
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« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2008, 10:53:40 am » |
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its funny when jack gives out those fake names like 'BIG' or stenchis
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?  |
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« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2008, 02:26:38 pm » |
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... "THE STENCH IS SO THICK TO YOUR FACE"
"what about my face?!"
"UHH, NOTHIN - NICE, GREAT, GOOD!"... yeah that was my favorite part - then the golf swing - for some reason that made me laugh too - like it had something to do with whether or not the guy's face looked good - like an abstract threat or something Dude I miss that laugh that you used at 260, best laugh ever ... we call that the 'sack laugh' - it's from the end of batman - that little sack he had in his coat that was laughing after he fell from the building |
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« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2008, 05:10:20 am » |
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I love when Jack is all insecure, and he has to ask people "Do you like me!?" I wish I was just signing up to this site now so I could use Stenchiss as my name  |
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« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2008, 08:50:00 am » |
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I'd change it for you, but nobody'd know who the hell this guy Stenchiss was, and how the hell he got almost 200 posts overnight
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« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2008, 07:41:38 pm » |
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Thestenchis
Sounds like a Greek name, haha.
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« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2008, 02:04:05 pm » |
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this one had me howlin after jack said "the stench is so thick to your face!" "what about my face?!"
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« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2008, 12:16:42 pm » |
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So, I'm guessing "Thestenchis" is from As Good as it Gets..
It's funny to hear the people trying to straighten all that out in their head
It's like the Mcdougalsinal bit..."What? Can you you repeat that?..What is your name sir?" haha
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« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2008, 04:34:59 am » |
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This is also one of the rare calls where the other party realizes its JACK NICHOLSON without you using the 'you don't think I sound like jack nicholson" one
Did he really realize that he waas speaking to jackNicholson? He did ask if it was him, but i thought that was cos he called himself a practical Joker and he only heard the Joker part . . . |
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« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2008, 09:36:33 pm » |
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This was funny, but I think ya blew once he thought you sounded like Jack Nicholson....you could have really had him goin a lot better at that point...still funny though.
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« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2008, 06:54:01 pm » |
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The end part is funny too "it's just the TV" That's a good one. |
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« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2008, 01:08:04 am » |
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i loved when you said 'this guy is pretty good' like you were talking to someone in the background about the phone service . . lol
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« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2008, 05:21:11 pm » |
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I THOUGHT IT WAS AMUSING WHEN THE GUY ASKED HIM"DID YOU SAY THE STENCH IS SO THICK ON MY FACE" WOW LIKE HE WAS IN AWE THAT HE CAME UP WITH THAT
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« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2008, 09:52:22 am » |
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the stench is, the stench is so thick to your face! what about my face? |
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« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2008, 09:31:42 pm » |
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Hahaha..I love when the caller thinks he/she is being insulted by Jack...mostly because they are..but their reactions are really funny "What about my face?!" LoL
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« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2008, 04:24:37 pm » |
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"what about my face?" nothing, nice:D
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« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2012, 08:00:38 pm » |
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guy: "what are you doing, playing a recording over the phone, soundbytes?"
jack: "think you can do better?"
lol
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« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2012, 06:37:25 pm » |
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big BIG bIg βiG
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