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« on: June 19, 2007, 10:20:48 pm » |
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« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2007, 12:14:13 am » |
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Not sure why, but that short message with the bear had me rolling.
"do you like pre-teen models?" haha
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Mr. Possibilities
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« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2007, 04:16:10 pm » |
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"You gotta get a load of this dog"
BARK
"See?"
Hahahahahahah
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2007, 11:23:28 am » |
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We got some kind of weird dog *bark* see
that bloke who jack calls for a job is a bit of a tosser. telling the jackulator not to swear lol. "shit-yeah!"
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"Work my way up to walking stairs-stuff like that"
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2007, 12:40:51 pm » |
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"Macho dog. We've managed to locate your grade school-dog-dog." The laugh after the "You've got to get a load of this dog." line was funny as hell, too. Probably one of my favorite calls, good job man. Oh yeah, and the bear! call (he's in the backyard in the pond...actually, he's not...ahhhhhhhh!") is by far the favorite of me and the rest of the household (who have to listen to Jack Nicholson all day too, do to the fact that I'm addicted to these calls). And holy shit, I almost forgot to comment about the pharmacy call, whic by the way, is possibly the best of the bunch: I love how he half spells Washington and then says "Go ahead", and the "weed" part is awesome, with so many variations and at the end "Stooonnned!". Just a great set of calls all together.
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jackulator
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« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2007, 01:50:15 pm » |
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« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2007, 01:07:26 pm » |
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aww i just missed the end to type this
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jackulator
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« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2007, 01:11:20 pm » |
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you could either type shit into the quick reply box under all the other posts while you listen, or you could do what I used to do before the quick reply box modification was installed - and just right-click the 'Reply' button and click 'Open in a new window' - that way you can keep listening whilst writing a comment
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« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2007, 06:18:04 pm » |
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big black station wagon...... lol
broadway...?
do you like pre-teen models..
shit yeah!
great bunch of quotes used their
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?  |
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« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2008, 08:00:01 pm » |
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What did the guy think he said about the "pre-teen models" ? Hahaha.
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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2008, 02:45:14 pm » |
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im stooooned
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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2008, 03:48:58 am » |
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Ow shit I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. When he kept mentioning crack cocaine in the pharmacy call, I started laughing like crazy. Then when he went on about WEED WEED WEED I'm STOOOOOONED I just lost it. Fucking great call!
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« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2008, 12:57:07 pm » |
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I've always like the bear! call since I joined this sight...I really wonder what those folks were thinking when they got that message, hahaha. Jack sure showed that guy at the job place...I'll bet that guy was looking for Jack all day to turn him down for the job when he showed up  |
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« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2008, 01:07:45 pm » |
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Just relistened, my other 2 favorites parts: "I'm stoooooooooooooooooned, can you do that?" hahahaha and "what kind of license do you have?" "why?" "what are you gonna do with it?" LOL |
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« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2008, 10:17:11 pm » |
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« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2008, 05:17:46 pm » |
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omg the stoned part was hilarious
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« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2008, 11:44:17 pm » |
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shaka zula?
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« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2008, 11:08:10 pm » |
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Who the hell would say "SHIT YEA!!" to a job interviewer when applying for a job!??!?!?! Funniest thing I've ever heard.
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I just took a shit in the toilet like a big boy
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« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2011, 03:40:44 pm » |
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Crack cocaine..... Weed. Mind if smoke WEeeeeeEED. weed! Weed. Weed! Go smoke a joint. GREEN weed. I'm SOOONED. STOOOOOOOOONE! hahaha, jack this is marvelous. Made my day.   |
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