#176 - Jack Shit (4:04)

[jackulator]

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[Dr.Martini]

I love how after telling you not to use foul language you go and tell her your name is Jack Shit and she carries on calling you Jack! 

[Torico]

Hilarious! I burst out laughing at "Uh Oh, I made a SHIT!"

[Glass]

The return of "hot fucking salad!" You only used that once before and it had always been one of my favourite lines. Stellar call, mate.

[Slenkar]

You briefly flirted with the idea of saying 'shit' all the time with some of the older calls.
 Luckily for us you went through with it in splendid fashion and pulled off a very good call.

[houseman]

That was a good one.  I liked the line "I was talking to my . . self" and one of my favorites "I already told you that"

[Joel Overbeck]

"I'm talking to myself". It had to happen sooner or later.

"I can't afford to waste another diabetic."

5/5, good sir.

[rgraves]

"I'm talking to myself". It had to happen sooner or later.

yeah, I liked that quote, "I'm talkin to myself, right?"

haha

[mari]

You briefly flirted with the idea of saying 'shit' all the time with some of the older calls.
 Luckily for us you went through with it in splendid fashion and pulled off a very good call.

Well, I actually like it better without the swearing. It gives a chance for the person on the other line to trust him, and then Jack can mess with their heads.
Swearing in every call will make jackulator into another hack pranking site, where the only time they get laughs is when they say "fuck" or "shit" all the time to piss the other guy off. It's  very unimaginative. but certainly once in awhile isn't bad.

[rgraves]

You briefly flirted with the idea of saying 'shit' all the time with some of the older calls.
 Luckily for us you went through with it in splendid fashion and pulled off a very good call.

Well, I actually like it better without the swearing. It gives a chance for the person on the other line to trust him, and then Jack can mess with their heads.
Swearing in every call will make jackulator into another hack pranking site, where the only time they get laughs is when they say "fuck" or "shit" all the time to piss the other guy off. It's  very unimaginative. but certainly once in awhile isn't bad.

Yeah, agreed, it's funny for every once in a while. Actually Jack is a pretty tame guy overall considering how many rude pricks he talks to 
I like it when he gets aggressive back when the other people start it first.

[Joel Overbeck]

I love how she replies "ok, so what do you want to order?" to "I can't afford to waste another diabetic" as if it made any sense.