|
jackulator
|
 |
« on: April 24, 2008, 05:06:29 pm » |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
URRRRRRRRRRRRR
Guest
|
|
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2008, 05:17:06 pm » |
|
"Whaddaya got?"
"We have a blonde and an oriental."
"Great, good, uh, there's a couple of things I'd like. Uh... My sister Elizabeth."
Lmao
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
prankyoudude
|
|
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2008, 05:20:33 pm » |
|
lol damn we must be readin eachother mind or sumtin i just did a flirt call to in jack section....anyway this shit was great i dunno if he even heard that weird ass noise...but the lines u fed him were funny...
"i fuck to much."
"i got shit that will make your dick hit the dirt." or someshit
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
mari
roytoy's my boytoy
MISSING IN ACTION
700 Club
 Offline
Posts: 716
|
|
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2008, 09:31:54 pm » |
|
100 to one, Jacks getting nothing. lol
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
dannydevito
not Bob Hoskins
n00bslayer
Jack Master
Offline
Location: YES, I AM!!!
Posts: 347
I have taken off my pants here
|
|
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2008, 10:46:24 pm » |
|
Now that my wife has died, I need to party! Party party party party!
I want to hump a duck's ass, wearing a red dress!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
jackulator
|
|
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2008, 11:04:21 pm » |
|
Now that my wife has died, I need to party! Party party party party!
I want to hump a duck's ass, wearing a red dress!
"....I...." [you name the movie] "...panama city sailor wanna hump hump..." [as good as it gets] "...wind from a duck's ass." [chinatown] "..., last seen wearing a red dress." [the pledge] |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
jackulator
|
|
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2008, 11:09:30 pm » |
|
Now that my wife has died, I need to party! Party party party party!
I want to hump a duck's ass, wearing a red dress!
great things |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
XximbarxX
calhix
Jack Master
Offline
Location: TN
Posts: 259
|
|
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2008, 11:22:22 pm » |
|
"i got some shit that will knock ur dick in the dirt"
"now im on the fuck"
man this is great!!!11
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
mari
roytoy's my boytoy
MISSING IN ACTION
700 Club
Offline
Posts: 716
|
|
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2008, 11:18:25 am » |
|
Now that my wife has died, I need to party! Party party party party!
I want to hump a duck's ass, wearing a red dress!
"....I...." [you name the movie] "...panama city sailor wanna hump hump..." [as good as it gets] "...wind from a duck's ass." [chinatown] "..., last seen wearing a red dress." [the pledge] Clever..Thanks for breaking it down. I'm less confused about the lines when I've seen the movie, and I've seen all 3 of those. The call is great. Calling escort services and erotic cake shops. Wow  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
kaos
MISSING IN ACTION
Jack Master
Offline
Posts: 222
|
|
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2008, 09:37:09 pm » |
|
my god this one was funny
THE STENCHIS!
its my birthDAY
so many funny bits i cant remember
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Dr.Martini
|
|
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2008, 03:02:05 pm » |
|
Good to see Jack's taking my advice.  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
mari
roytoy's my boytoy
MISSING IN ACTION
700 Club
Offline
Posts: 716
|
|
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2008, 12:39:51 pm » |
|
You should definitely make more calls to escort services or sex shops even, where they sell toys ya know? lol
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
sledgepoo90
extend me some courtesy
Jack Master
Offline
Location: Crossroads were they..... come together, its a new road...
Posts: 206
well excuse me MR.PERFEEEECT!!!!!!!
|
|
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2008, 09:00:41 pm » |
|
i made an aggressively appropriat picture for this time of the year, check it out
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
jackulator
|
|
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2008, 10:30:17 pm » |
|
i made an aggressively appropriat picture for this time of the year, check it out
yeah hahaha that's a good one - hat's a little crooked, but the face/hands looks like he's just finishing up the word 'birthday' haha |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
rugglerduggler
MISSING IN ACTION
Jack Master
Offline
Posts: 345
|
|
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2008, 07:34:48 pm » |
|
so many great lines in those calls, were you calling whore houses? rofl
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
jackulator
|
|
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2008, 07:46:01 pm » |
|
yeah you bet haha  jack has been known to partake on occasion |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Joker wins:flwlss victory
Guest
|
|
« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2009, 04:08:26 pm » |
|
my sister Elizabeth, can you do that? Batmaaaaan  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
marleycake
any colour you like
Team Jackulator
Offline
Posts: 2643
spray paint my mind on a fucking wall
|
|
« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2011, 01:22:40 pm » |
|
where would you like to place your reservations sir? DID You Have Sex With Her! [Hangs Up]   |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
|
|
|
