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whorsquini
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You know what a chicken is don'chya?
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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2008, 08:07:07 pm » |
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Jack mimicked the alien! I want to hear more of that.. uuuhhhh THAT ONE!
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2008, 08:51:18 pm » |
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PasTREEEEEEE! Hilarious stuff, how do you keep coming up with all these new ideas?
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btccfan2002
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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2008, 08:56:16 pm » |
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"I NEED a party!" "What happened to your queer party friends?!?" HAHA
"I need a cake" :party favor and laugh: "PasTREEEEEE!"
The compilation at about 270-300 was probably one of the funnier things I've heard on Jackulator...
"Whaddya got ahem" x2 "Why don't you do it like the Chinese do?" ::awkward silence::
"You don't think I sound like Jack Nicholson? Everybody says I do"
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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2008, 09:22:46 pm » |
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Brilliant. I like it when he's asking the guy about buying the cake "what'll it take to get you to think about selling it?" "I'm a great customer."
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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2008, 11:10:59 pm » |
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"someone took a shit in ur old peanut-butter penis" i declare the funniest combo that ive ever heard from jack:D
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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2008, 11:25:09 pm » |
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My back BACK!
Get me the pres
Someone took a shit in your OOOL' peanut butter penis
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dilusional1
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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2008, 12:52:07 am » |
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haha I love it when jack starts rambling when that last chick puts him on hold...some funny ass random lines
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mari
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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2008, 11:15:08 am » |
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Exactly. Well she did put him on hold for a long time, then ended up leaving him so another person could pick up. They weren't very helpful for Jack. He can't even enjoy his birthday. =( lol
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dannydevito
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I have taken off my pants here
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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2008, 12:03:23 pm » |
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I like all the 'dow dow dow dow DOW dow"ing
I didn't want to get it, but I did!
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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2008, 02:13:10 pm » |
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So whaddyou got? GHffffffffff....
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Torico
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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2008, 07:27:49 pm » |
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Great call, that on hold stuff is some of the funniest babble ever.
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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2008, 09:37:29 pm » |
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great fuckin call
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mari
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« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2008, 12:38:50 pm » |
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Jack: "Can you do that?" Guy: "Probably not" *click* awww..poor Jack
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« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2008, 02:46:25 pm » |
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"Can you speak up sir?"
"No!"
Ha ha.
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sledgepoo90
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well excuse me MR.PERFEEEECT!!!!!!!
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« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2008, 05:12:59 pm » |
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that gibberish was funny, all the dows and SHE sells SEA shells at the SEA and the taking a shit in your ol peanut butter penis , dumpin thousands of gallons down the toilet
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marleycake
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spray paint my mind on a fucking wall
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« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2012, 05:43:49 pm » |
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you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by.
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« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2014, 03:12:34 pm » |
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haha i cant believe i didnt comment on that one, i usually do that when i find a call particularly entertaining. the lines while he was on hold was brilliant
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