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Author Topic: #181 - Birthday Minicomp (7:52)  (Read 5474 times)
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« on: April 24, 2008, 05:09:10 pm »

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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2008, 08:07:07 pm »

Jack mimicked the alien! I want to hear more of that.. uuuhhhh THAT ONE!
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2008, 08:51:18 pm »

PasTREEEEEEE! Hilarious stuff, how do you keep coming up with all these new ideas?
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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2008, 08:56:16 pm »

"I NEED a party!"
"What happened to your queer party friends?!?" HAHA

"I need a cake" :party favor and laugh:
"PasTREEEEEE!"

The compilation at about 270-300 was probably one of the funnier things I've heard on Jackulator...

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"Why don't you do it like the Chinese do?" ::awkward silence::

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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2008, 09:22:46 pm »

Brilliant.

I like it when he's asking the guy about buying the cake "what'll it take to get you to think about selling it?" "I'm a great customer."  cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2008, 11:10:59 pm »

"someone took a shit in ur old peanut-butter penis" i declare the funniest combo that ive ever heard from jack:D
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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2008, 11:25:09 pm »

My back BACK!

Get me the pres

Someone took a shit in your OOOL' peanut butter penis
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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2008, 12:52:07 am »

haha I love it when jack starts rambling when that last chick puts him on hold...some funny ass random lines grin
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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2008, 11:15:08 am »

Exactly. Well she did put him on hold for a long time, then ended up leaving him so another person could pick up. They weren't very helpful for Jack. He can't even enjoy his birthday. =( lol
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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2008, 12:03:23 pm »

I like all the 'dow dow dow dow DOW dow"ing

I didn't want to get it, but I did!
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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2008, 02:13:10 pm »

So whaddyou got? GHffffffffff....
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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2008, 07:27:49 pm »

Great call, that on hold stuff is some of the funniest babble ever.
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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2008, 09:37:29 pm »

great fuckin call
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« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2008, 12:38:50 pm »

Jack: "Can you do that?"
Guy: "Probably not" *click* awww..poor Jack  grin
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« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2008, 02:46:25 pm »


"Can you speak up sir?"

"No!"

Ha ha.
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« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2008, 05:12:59 pm »

that gibberish was funny, all the dows and SHE sells SEA shells at the SEA and the taking a shit in your ol peanut butter penis , dumpin thousands of gallons down the toilet
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« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2012, 05:43:49 pm »

when jack says he wants cake baked and fried ...some people actually deep fry ice cream..i'm sure it's possible to deep fry a birthday cake lol  grin grin grin...good god i can feel the stomach cramps and heartburn just thinking about that, jesus!  cool T_cheesy2 T_cheesy2 T_cheesy2 T_cheesy2 T_cheesy2 T_cheesy2 T_cheesy2 T_cheesy2 T_cheesy2 T_cheesy2 T_cheesy2 T_cheesy2 T_cheesy2 T_cheesy2 T_Grin5

SE SHEL BY THY SE  SHR cool GET THE THE PRESIDENT ON THE LINE  smiley

jack:so what'de got ghmm. guy: those to cakes i just mentioned   grin grin cool smiley

Well uhh What will it take to get you to think about sellin' i wanna get it!  smiley smiley sir i'd like to pay for it.....jack has an extremely psychopathic way of purchasing things..like a psychotic on acid in public off his rails pretending he is normal for the thrill of it  T_Smile1 T_smile2 T_Grin4 T_Grin2 T_Grin1 T_Grin5 T_grin9 T_Grin3 T_Grin3 T_Shock1 T_Shock2 T_Shock2 T_lipssealed
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« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2014, 03:12:34 pm »

haha i cant believe i didnt comment on that one, i usually do that when i find a call particularly entertaining. the lines while he was on hold was brilliant
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