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« on: June 22, 2007, 01:27:47 am »

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'Colonel calls Ponderosa - ONE HUGE CALL part 3'
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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2007, 12:14:25 pm »
HUGE step up from part 2..that was very funny..love the 2 "personal questions" that he wouldn't answer then did, "wanna hump hump" and "what motel colonel?" "sex" "the sex motel?" "YEEEEEESSSSS"
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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2007, 05:10:13 pm »
I agree. The personal question bit made this entire 4-hour call. Jack shows off some impressive psychological tactics here. He could get confessions out of the most tight-lipped terrorists.

"Ever get an erection over a woman?"
"That's a personal question, Sir."
"Can I ask you a personal question?"
"Sure."
"Ever get an erection over a woman?"
"Yes, many times."

Kudos, good stuff!

In response to a lot of the bashing of the guy talking to jack, i didn't think he was that bad. He basically just played straight-man, I don't think he was trying to upstage anyone.  Though that was funny when he said he wasn't a homophobe and then said that God wants to kill all the gays! HAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAAAA. not sure which part that was, i listened to them all one right after the other.
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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2007, 11:24:41 pm »
"do you like to be on the top or the bottom?" "of what sir" "sex--" "thats a personal question" "can i ask you a personal question?" "I don't see why not" "do you like to be on the top or the bottom?" "of what sir?" "sex-"

the way he says sex it sounds hilarious cuz its like cutoff or something
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« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2007, 02:43:52 pm »
Great stuff - the personal questions are hilarious

I might have to put some of these calls on instead of listening to joe buck and mccarver tonight in the alcs.
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« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2007, 10:51:02 am »
Just revisited these Ponderosa calls. I can't get over how good these are. best on the board by a mile.

Also, I've just noticed how the dog sometimes barks in agreement with the Colonel. I liked that cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2008, 07:23:08 pm »
I think you're hot

I'm a pretty guy

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« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2010, 06:23:24 pm »
This is incredible. i love how he won't answer personal questions until you preface it as "a personal question"
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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2011, 11:28:13 am »
What are you trying to do to me?
I'm just trying to take your order sir.

I shat myself blue fucking the garbageman.

Satisfy me!
No.

I think you may be gay.
My doctor recommended it.  cheesy
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