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"Twenty pushups a day..."
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« on: June 22, 2007, 01:28:57 am » |
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metalboss44
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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2007, 02:01:35 am » |
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That was epicIt sounded like you really creeped that lady out :lol: Those lines were absolutely perfectly placed. That dude was totally hamming it up and probably knows about soundboard calls, but had no idea what he was getting into there, and he couldn't hang up  the idiot seemed genuinely insulted a few times in the early in the call too. *FART 30 *FART 40....
"KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT" then jack flirting with her, and talking about his dead wife, then flirting again.
"DID YOU SHAMPOO MY CHEST.... DID YOU SHAMPOO MY ELEPHANT... DID YOU SHAMPOO MY INDIAN"
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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2007, 03:08:33 am » |
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hole-ee-shit! words cant really explain what that call was like...wow, im gonna need a few days to digest it...
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« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2007, 11:27:42 am » |
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BEST. CALL. EVER.
Well done Jackulator, this was awesome.
I've pretty certain the guy knew it was a prank but that didn't stop it being funny.
Awesome.
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« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2007, 12:27:26 pm » |
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That was fucking great...i definately have a different opinion than I did after hearing the 1st 2 last night. Your cop chase/gun shots was awesome, could here him in the background "get them colonel, shoot them in the face colonel"
All bow down to the jackulator.
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Dr.Martini
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« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2007, 12:29:01 pm » |
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My favourite parts are when he's asking the girls out and telling the guy to ask them out. "I like a little pussy after lunch"
I also liked it when he's talking about gay sex and says "My doctor recommended it!"
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« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2007, 11:13:34 pm » |
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i love that 'my doctor recommended it' line  |
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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2007, 01:47:38 am » |
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I would say that by the time one of the guys said "You can't handle the truth", it was pretty clear that they knew it's a soundboard.
Oh my god, that part where you play cop sirens and he yells "Son of a biiitch!" and the guy on the other side says "Get 'em Colonel"..... that was the best of the best. You should consider using that sometime again.
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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2007, 01:44:08 pm » |
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That is by far the best soundboard prank call ever. Excellent job my friend!
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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2007, 03:14:33 pm » |
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"Get 'em Colonel!" Didn't that guy have a job to do?? I wonder what his boss thought when he was saying "Get 'em Colonel!" |
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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2007, 10:15:23 am » |
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'did you shampoo my indian'
lol
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2007, 03:55:59 pm » |
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"you're dick, it's thrilling" "my doctor recommended it, delicious" Pure lolomfgwtf ownage, it worked perfectly, it's difficult to guess it's a soundboard talking  |
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« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2007, 09:44:57 pm » |
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HAHAHA The shoot-out
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i could eat a chinaman!!
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i'm hungry
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« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2007, 11:33:25 pm » |
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"you're a pickup smoldering prince asshole!" lol i think thats what it said lol the two insults before it were hilarious too. but i dont know what he said on the 2nd one he says it's like "you're a (SOMETHING) (something) cunt" if anyone knows what it says i'd appreciate it lol
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"im starving! I could eat a CHINAMAN! hahahahahahahahahajesushaha,haha"
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jackulator
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"Twenty pushups a day..."
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« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2007, 01:36:50 am » |
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you're a pickup-running cockbiter
you're a darling-dating cunt
it's a button we have that picks/plays mp3s at random in the following order (that we spent hours compiling lists of):
1. "You're a_"
2. noun
3. action-ing
4. noun
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i could eat a chinaman!!
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i'm hungry
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« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2007, 11:16:38 pm » |
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yeah the insults are hilarious you should do some more of those random insults and stuff those are so funny
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"im starving! I could eat a CHINAMAN! hahahahahahahahahajesushaha,haha"
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« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2007, 01:00:10 pm » |
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HAHAHA holy shit, that was amazing. I never listened to it when it originally came out, but wow - I saved the best for a slow day. Great call, the whole Chinaman joke was absurdly funny.
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dannydevito
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I have taken off my pants here
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« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2008, 06:25:33 am » |
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The "shootout" is hilarious. With the Indian "woowoowoowooo" and the sirens, Jack yelling "Ow!" and crying. And when it first started and Jack yells SON OF A BITCH! when he hears the sirens. One of the best calls. Get em, Colonel!
My kids are watching some Jack Nicholson flick.
-Which one?
"Porcupine Giant."
"Colonel Nathan Batman!"
-Yes, he was a bad man.
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« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2008, 04:33:40 pm » |
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HAHAHA, who woulda known, the illegal american cheese in the basket raid. I guess Jack knew he had it coming when he made that order, good thing he had his Indian friend Bill and brother Jason to help him take out the cops.  That had me laughing big time |
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« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2009, 09:24:01 pm » |
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So that was the legendary Ponderosa call. Wow! Truly epic. Especially the last two minutes. Talk about going out with a bang.
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