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« on: May 14, 2008, 05:15:24 pm » |
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« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2008, 05:55:02 pm » |
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Lol @ the stuttering.
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btccfan2002
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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2008, 06:12:39 pm » |
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HAHA yeah, I loved the stuttering, and the "New Jersey" line - the appearance of Richard was pretty funny too "Bill the normal rate"
Really good call!
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« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2008, 06:21:52 pm » |
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"I'd like to speak piano" & then she listens to him play hahahaha hmmm if he had tourette's....  |
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You know what a chicken is don'chya?
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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2008, 07:20:11 pm » |
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I'd like to hear more of jack crying.
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dannydevito
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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2008, 07:31:38 pm » |
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The stuttering had me crying!
"I'M ONNNNN VAY-CATION!!!!"
I can't stress enough how refreshing and interesting these calls are, not everyone would think of making Jack stutter, or think of putting smarmy background music in, that stuff. Most people, as evidenced by Youtube, just call people and tell them they "fucked with the wrong Marine". boring.
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mari
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« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2008, 11:09:46 pm » |
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Sooooooooo strange  hahaha |
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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2008, 11:15:09 pm » |
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very strange timing on that call in spots haha, usually the subject of the conversation usually makes more sense then jack wanting to "speak" Piano haha, hopefully next time i/we do calls l'll think l'll try to throw in more rapid fire haha.
"the body has delivered"
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roytoy
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I need you to kill batman for me
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« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2008, 11:22:35 pm » |
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and also.. l'm sorry for my lack of posts on the site haha, l know that as one of the main team members who does a good majority of the calls l should post more and give input and answer questions when asked.. l just got a new computer so, l really intend on posting from now on.
"the body has delivered"
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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2008, 10:13:37 am » |
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Jesus Christ, the stuttering almost broke my spleen.
I also loved the random insanity such as lying about your name and then suggesting that you were called "Jack Santa Claus". Awesome.
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« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2008, 11:19:26 am » |
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hi roytoy
epic call dude,
nice insertion of curse words randomly - she didnt seem to quite hear them
I had to listen to it about 5 times just to absorb it,
what is the diagnosis - luxury
not until now for christ sake
i want to speak piano - can you run it through the system for me anyway
Then the good doctor came on the phone at the end and said he couldnt send a referral because he is 'ON VACATION'
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?  |
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« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2008, 03:23:34 pm » |
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"First of all you better learn to speak" haha great call
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« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2008, 04:14:33 pm » |
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Anyone else think that Jack sounded like Max Headroom when he was stuttering? hahaha |
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sledgepoo90
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well excuse me MR.PERFEEEECT!!!!!!!
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« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2008, 04:29:21 pm » |
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im talking to my good friend
get outadoubadadoutababaa!!!
hahahaa must be some good friend 
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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2008, 10:28:07 am » |
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poor Jack has so many problems, he never gets to eat, always trying to see a doctor, cant book a room or get a proper divorce, its a wonder he can still pull himself together to make more movies
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« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2008, 07:18:29 pm » |
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this call def deserves more than three stars.
the idea of it just makes me bust out laughing.
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« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2008, 09:09:48 pm » |
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This call need more then 3 stars. I started laughing out loud when Dr. Marvin came on!  I can't belieive she kept going like it was a normal call. As if all that Jack was doing wasn't enough then his doctor comes on the phone and is just as weird as Jack!!! |
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« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2008, 04:11:10 am » |
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That entire call was da shit... Kudos all around, and other disgusting snack treats.
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« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2008, 06:49:08 pm » |
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The stuttering is great, and when he says "Breaks my heart" and starts crying. haha, great call.
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« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2008, 11:17:23 am » |
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"i thought i'd made it clear to you I'M ONNNN VA-CATIONhehehehehehahahahahahahahah" |
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« Reply #20 on: June 17, 2009, 09:09:17 pm » |
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Haha this is hilariouse! I love the jackulator classics. Poor lady trying to do her work but gets bored with the presence of Jacky and the shark catcher.
What must she have thought? FInally a reasonable person I can talk to (And a doctor), is it the doctor from hell haha.
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I found a cheeseburger on the backseat of my couch. om nom nom nom. mmmmm. Oh hoh! I think she's fucking great!
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« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2009, 08:53:07 pm » |
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Hahaha that "Get out of the car!" is one of my favorite lines ever. Richard Dreyfuss' delivery is unbeatable!  |
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CHICHEN INA BASHKIT
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« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2009, 02:07:41 pm » |
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a very legendary prank 'can you send me mr wileys file?' 'thats a very good idea!' and of course... 'i thought i made it clear to you... IM ON VACATION!!!!!!' 5/5 |
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« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2010, 03:43:09 pm » |
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This one is so classic. I loved the combination of Jack's stuttering, random outbursts and desire to speak "piano" with the concerned speech therapist trying to figure out his ailment. And of course the random Dreyfuss outbursts in there. Great stuff. |
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« Reply #24 on: July 08, 2011, 06:34:48 pm » |
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sorry, but i just need to say that the last few minutes of this call are pure artistry, pure brilliance, and anyone who disagrees must be batshit crazy. to get to a situation where you have the woman 100% believing she's talking to a doctor and his patient, despite all the crazy remarks from both...what can i say...immense.
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« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2011, 03:26:29 am » |
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« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2011, 08:01:58 pm » |
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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