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« on: June 27, 2007, 12:01:12 am » |
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Hypnagogic
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« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2007, 12:21:28 am » |
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I think this is going to be an underrated call, very well done...I know you do the "sir....SIR" alot to women..but I laughed my ass off when towards the end of your conversation with the lady you did that, not sure why cuz I've heard it a bunch of times before. And this is another call that while listening I wanted to quote one line and by the end I made that mental note to too many and lost them...very good call.
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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2007, 02:46:06 am » |
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NIce... The ladies were suspicious at first, but I think Jack had the dude convinced: "I'm crazy... they're telling me I'm crazy... Is that crazy?"
I liked how u were conscious of the fact that Jack had to start acting a little nuttier to convince them, and even had Jack say it, "they're gonna have to trust me... weird way of doing it..." then u launched into it. Awesome.
Jesus, u know what'd be cool? I was just looking at that line altogether above, "I'm crazy...." and u should totally edit one like that in a string, u know, all three phrases together. Just a thought.
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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2007, 02:50:57 am » |
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...I was just looking at that line altogether above, "I'm crazy...." and u should totally edit one like that in a string, u know, all three phrases together. Just a thought. I'm not sure what you mean sir - I got the editing part, but what sounds were you referring to? |
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« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2007, 03:13:57 am » |
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Sorry, "I'm a little foggy right now", if u know what I mean.
I just meant that you should just run those three phrases together in that sequence: ""I'm crazy... they're telling me I'm crazy... Is that crazy?"
Now that I think of it, u don't have to edit anything, just run those three toghther. The first two declarative statements followed by the ending question seem funny to me... The fact that Jack would say he's crazy, because he thinks he is, and evidently because other people tell him that he is indeed crazy, and then to top it off by asking the person listening if they think that's crazy.
It's just, you know crazy.
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« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2007, 03:21:34 am » |
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hahaha
"THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"I BEG YOUR PARDON?!"
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« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2007, 04:28:46 am » |
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the jackulator is back in full force
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« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2007, 03:30:01 pm » |
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July third? Hehehe, that's my birthday
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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2007, 10:53:59 pm » |
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I just listed to this one and I think it is the best ever!
I really like these calls where he calls a Psychiatrist and they stay on the line because they think he needs help.
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« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2007, 11:36:31 am » |
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good shit
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« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2007, 05:56:28 pm » |
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ha ha
'they are telling me im crazy, what do you think?'
"i cant diagnose that over the phone"
"what are you leaning towards"
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?  |
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« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2007, 11:48:17 pm » |
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This is such a good call..5 stars...tons of one liners and some really good interactions...like when the social worker asks if jack is calling from a cell and he replies something like "really....well that makes two of us"..I loved that part, showing Jacks psychosis as Jack should know that he didn't call someone's cell!
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« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2007, 07:10:34 pm » |
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He's always being told to call 911. He's got the crazy part down.
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« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2007, 09:22:22 pm » |
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And it actually IS Labor Day Halloween this weekend!! Lol
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« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2007, 09:35:19 pm » |
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hahaha have not heard this call before. You really egged on those therapists, and Jack came off as completely crazy.
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« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2007, 09:46:57 pm » |
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And it actually IS Labor Day Halloween this weekend!! Lol
Maybe on '72 Canyon Drive' but most places it's Wednesday!  |
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« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2008, 08:41:57 pm » |
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE "white house, backdoors open" this calls classic
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« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2008, 05:14:38 pm » |
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This is probably my favorite Jack call ever. I heard this when it was first posted, but there's just too much good stuff to mention. I really like the part where you say "can you hear me?" and he says "uhh, on and off" and you say "GOOD!!"  |
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« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2008, 10:24:23 pm » |
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haha!!! "i would suggest the memorial hospital, the behavioral center"' or w/e and then jack yells at her "HELP ME!" lol he proved her point
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« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2009, 05:58:43 pm » |
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"Sir?Halloween is this weekend.You're just gonna have to trust me" lol I love the therapist calls because Jack has an excuse to not make sense and it's hilarious how concerned the "prankees" sound  |
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« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2009, 10:21:50 pm » |
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Oh man this is one of the best calls ever. I heard this call on youtube a long time ago and it was taken off for some reason. Awesome to find it again. I love how completely insane Jack sounds and how concerned all the prankies get. Favorite lines:
"white house, backdoors open..."
"TTTTHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEE"
"Never! Never! Tits."
"Bullshit."
"I get to feed alfalfa to the rabbits, right?"
Also how he keeps repeating "humor me, Doc" and "halloween is this weekend" when none of them are doctors and the guy keeps correcting him every time.
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« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2009, 10:45:26 pm » |
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hehe -- halloween is actually on a weekend this year, so we'll probably do some therapist calls |
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2009, 01:04:09 am » |
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hehe -- halloween is actually on a weekend this year, so we'll probably do some therapist calls haha you had better, it would be funny to hear jack constantly point out when halloween is and it be true |
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« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2009, 03:13:30 pm » |
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hehe -- halloween is actually on a weekend this year, so we'll probably do some therapist calls Oh hell yeah. You definitely should. |
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« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2010, 03:11:21 am » |
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 "In the woods..." |
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« Reply #25 on: February 12, 2011, 09:52:19 pm » |
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"and the zip code please
jack - i'm crazy"
i begin to feel i was disapearing
NEVER, NEVER ..TITS! ,,hehehah
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2011, 09:27:06 pm » |
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What difference does it make? I'm crazy. Dr. Seafelt. SEAFELT!!! "I'm not a doctor." Why?  You can take your therapist, and shove it up your ass. White House. The back door's open. Like he's inviting her over to party or something. There's always a party at 712 North Aurora. "And the zipcode?" (sigh) I'm crazy. Never, NEVER! Tits. Chewing gum in class? Is that crazy? Halloween is this weekend. "No it's a month away." Why? This guy is not screaming at the coupons. Nice call.  |
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« Reply #27 on: November 25, 2012, 09:04:13 pm » |
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perfect!
"halloween's this weekend!"
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