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Question: How would you rate this call?  (Voting closed: June 27, 2007, 12:03:47 am)
absolutely awesome - 15 (68.2%)
pretty damn funny - 3 (13.6%)
not too shabby - 3 (13.6%)
mildly amusing - 0 (0%)
completely sucked - 1 (4.5%)
Total Voters: 8

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Author Topic: Pranks#52 - 'hot tease at the Carnegie Deli'  (Read 11705 times)
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« on: June 27, 2007, 12:02:15 am »

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« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2007, 12:57:28 am »

See, now if this was anywhere else besides the jackulator I'd assume that was a set up phone call, and I don't know how you came across a take out place with a chick running stuff on the side...but bravo.
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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2007, 01:02:39 am »

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...Did that bitch really come over?...


we don't actually live at 965 Broadway in Manhattan, but I'd have paid good money to be outside the building at 10 o'clock - just to see what she looked like haha
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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2007, 01:27:57 am »

Wow, that was profane! I voted 'absolutely awesome'. That chick was really digging it.  :shock:
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« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2007, 01:35:51 am »

yeah - not bad considering we've only tried that routine on about 50 other girls to little or no avail - believe it or not, one 40-minute one we accidentally didn't record was wayyyy dirtier than this one - roytoy said he was actually almost offended by some of the stuff these girls were saying - and he completely ran out of things to say despite there being about 9000 audio files on the board at that time... but this one's good enough - she was pretty funny

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...I voted 'absolutely awesome'...


some lone wolf voted 'not too shabby'. haha - I wonder sometimes... imo if people think this is an average soundboard prank, they probably haven't heard too many soundboard pranks.
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« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2007, 01:42:20 am »

To ease your concerns about the "not too shabby" vote...that was me..and it was by accident...one of those move your mouse and click before you thought you did and didn't notice until after your vote was cast things...i thought it was fantastic as well...so don't lose any sleep over it
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« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2007, 01:54:29 am »

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...the "not too shabby" vote...that was me..and it was by accident....


hey thanks for letting me know - sorry for the confusion with the voting - but just so you know, I think it's totally fine if people don't think this call or that is as good as I, you or others do - that's why I try not to be too critical sometimes when deciding what calls to upload - you never know what's gonna crack somebody up - could be something totally different from what I like - it's just that I thought it was odd because imo there's no denying this call was an awesome soundboard prank - the interaction is unforced and pretty lifelike - well, at least what I imagine life is probably like for the people who have these kinds of interactions for real - the people who send letters in to Penthouse Forum
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« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2007, 03:06:03 am »

"Ooh Baby... Hhhuhhhnnnhhhh.  I wanna nail you!"  [creepy laughter]
"Uhh, I have no comment for that."
"We're gonna do it.  Lets do it..... I'll pay whatever you want."
 
HA!  What a filthy slut!
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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2007, 04:41:28 am »

The best bits - We're doing it, I'll pay whatever you want! I'm a pretty good fuck! You like dick! I like a little pussy after lunch


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« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2007, 08:49:09 am »

"Shampoo my crotch!" cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2007, 10:21:36 am »

Haha.. this was a great call.

"I assume you won't object to me sending anymore of those checks"...
"so when we're married I want this once a week"
"just the two of us.. MANO E MANO!"

I'm still laughing. Un-fuckin-believable..
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« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2007, 03:45:49 pm »

Oh God, that girl from the first call was totally being flirty... thank God you did catch up on it and you played the "I thought you might wanna have dinner tonight" clip.


LOL

That call was one of the best things you've ever done.


Goddamn, she was totally into it.
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« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2007, 05:49:03 pm »

HAHAHAHAH this is one of the best. I love the "in the pond...cocksucker" and the "I need pills" line. outstanding, definitely one of my favorites
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« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2007, 11:20:47 pm »

Excellent call.
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« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2007, 01:34:47 pm »

Jack Nicholson is one smooth operator!
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« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2007, 04:47:46 am »

hilarious, i think that call was actually starting to get me hot  :lol:  :oops:
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« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2007, 08:24:30 am »

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hilarious, i think that call was actually starting to get me hot  :lol:  :oops:


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« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2007, 01:20:10 am »

haha "I wanna fuck you...just your tits"
"You'll be back on your knees in no time"
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« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2007, 07:24:26 pm »

wow - that's a very rare prank right there - she was totally with it for a while.

great stuff - but hey, his doctor recommended it
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« Reply #19 on: October 09, 2007, 04:32:01 pm »

It'd be great if you had the sound file from batman where he says "I have taken off my make up,lets see if you can take off yours",you could substitute the make up with clothes or pants or something!
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« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2007, 01:05:14 am »

Well that makes two of usss.
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« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2007, 06:24:29 pm »

Amazing skill. "I need pills" was genius, and she was probably a transvestite lmao.  rolleyes lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
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« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2008, 11:36:56 pm »

Haha that ladywas totally trying to have sex  grin
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« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2008, 07:28:08 pm »

Hilarious. I cant believe she played along for so long. 4/5 . A bang-up job tho my fav is still the one where Harry calls arby's
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« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2008, 01:49:00 pm »

lol this is my favorite
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« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2008, 04:05:13 pm »

Classic 5-5
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« Reply #26 on: March 30, 2008, 05:31:07 pm »

She's already laughing when you call her..She sounds very flirtatious the whole time.
hahaha. I love this call a lot.
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« Reply #27 on: July 23, 2008, 06:44:37 pm »

she sounded like a pretty asian waitress - delicious cheesy

also i love how he says "cocksucker.." then does that aggressive-sounding Joker laugh - it's just my absolute favourite part - like what kind of guy calls a woman he's trying to flirt with a cocksucker haha
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« Reply #28 on: February 12, 2011, 09:45:12 pm »

oh shit!!!! this lady wanted jack so badly ahahaha   grin T_Grin5 T_Grin4 T_Grin2 T_Angry4

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« Reply #29 on: November 24, 2012, 08:48:33 pm »

"do you wa-a-a-a-ant the love of your life?"

one day i am going to die from laughter listening to these  lipsrsealed
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« Reply #30 on: November 25, 2012, 03:11:04 pm »

I did die of laughter from these calls once already. It's very liberating. You should think of it as, uh... therapy.   T's joker

It was after that they started to callin' me by my real name around here, and as you can see I'm a lot happier.  smiley

The effect has kinda worn down for me after overuse of the catalog, mostly from jingle research, but for these specific classics I do still get that grin.  cool So natural!
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« Reply #31 on: November 25, 2012, 08:48:10 pm »

you seem .. a little .. foggy ...
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