#246 - Pre-Election Leftovers (17:38)

[jackulator]

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[gortgorb]

  Jack: You don't think I sound like Jack Nicholson?

Caller: "I don't know who that is..."

  Jack: STFU!

[CanYouDoThat?]

Great call! But seriously, who doesn't know who Jack Nicholson is? 

What I'm curious about is, what was the song playing discontinuously in the background of the first few minutes of the call?

[jackulator]

Great call! But seriously, who doesn't know who Jack Nicholson is? 

What I'm curious about is, what was the song playing discontinuously in the background of the first few minutes of the call?

that would be the theme song to 'heartburn' - carly simon I believe

[jackulator]

here you go:

[Baggins]

I nearly lost it when you kept playing it every 5 seconds. 

And let's not forget "This is the Jackulator 9000, you're on the air."

[myworld559]

Girl: "You got a 14 inch."

Jack:"I do"   

[wiggum87]

How do you make Jack say things like "its election night soon" and "this is the jackulator 9000? Sorry if this is answered somewhere, but I can't find it. Can you make him say anything and if so, how come you don't create more phrases?

[jackulator]

How do you make Jack say things like "its election night soon" and "this is the jackulator 9000? Sorry if this is answered somewhere, but I can't find it. Can you make him say anything and if so, how come you don't create more phrases?

we use Adobe Audition to splice new audio files together

probably 80% of the stuff you hear on our calls is made of bits and pieces of stuff he said rather than an actual movie line - so you figure 80% of 14,000 and you get about 11,000 audio files I've made - and roy's made a few hundred - and I'm always making new phrases - for instance that jack dumpster call I made a new plumbing call page and made probably 50-100 new phrases just for calling plumbers, so that's the kind of thing I do all the time

you have made me remember though that rather than only making new bizarre shit like "She was 15 years old goin' on 35 doc, and uhh -- she told me she was Batman." like I made last night, maybe I should make more of the normal conversational stuff -- because that's why I think you have the impression we don't make new phrases very often - we use a lot of the same conversational stuff on every call and try to ease in the crazy shit over time, but I agree that we could use more everyday phrases

[jackulator]

just so you know though - there are hundreds - probably thousands of audio files we've either never used on a call yet or only used on hold - probably half of them because they're nasty    so we're sort of waiting for the right person to come along for some of them

and in the last year I've started adding all kinds of new sections to the jackboard that you can use to create new phrases in real-time on the soundboard - so there will be an increasing number of phrases that sound very jagged and weird compared to some of the splices I actually edit together with Adobe Audition

for instance, last night I was messing around my newly finished random phrase generator and thought this was kind of funny:

it sounds choppier and weirder than it would have if I actually edited it together using Audition

[wiggum87]

just so you know though - there are hundreds - probably thousands of audio files we've either never used on a call yet or only used on hold - probably half of them because they're nasty    so we're sort of waiting for the right person to come along for some of them

and in the last year I've started adding all kinds of new sections to the jackboard that you can use to create new phrases in real-time on the soundboard - so there will be an increasing number of phrases that sound very jagged and weird compared to some of the splices I actually edit together with Adobe Audition

for instance, last night I was messing around my newly finished random phrase generator and thought this was kind of funny:

it sounds choppier and weirder than it would have if I actually edited it together using Audition

I see, makes sense. Well I look forward to hearing some new material, not that I ever get tired of the old stuff!

[dannydevito]

I nearly lost it when you kept playing it every 5 seconds. 

And let's not forget "This is the Jackulator 9000, you're on the air."

 those first few synthesized chords are funny to me for some reason...Especially when played over and over

just so you know though - there are hundreds - probably thousands of audio files we've either never used on a call yet or only used on hold - probably half of them because they're nasty   

Like what? 

[Baggins]

Great lines from Bill too,

"suck my roast pig"

"Macdougalsidal tastes like ass"

[Sir? what do ya think?]

"yeah, pig *chuckle*", love how bill clinton sounds like a stoned stalker

"pizzeh, pizzuh, pizzaaahhhh" love the way jack says pizza.

"What kind of soup?" and that theme that jack keeps playing always cracks me up

"IAM, the anger" lol, if i were as mad as jack i'd probably be shot

[btccfan2002]

HAHAHAHA the on-hold bit with the ZZ Top in the background was outstanding - one of the best bits I've heard on this. Z-Z...SHARP!

I love the first call on this with Billy Clinton and Jack and how they interchange seamlessly. Jack picks up right where Bill can't verbalize 

[jackulator]

congrats - i don't think anyone else noticed that hehe 

[WhiteDragon103]

Jack: You don't think I sound like Jack Nicholson?

Caller: "I don't know who that is..."

  Jack: STFU!

Win.

[CallMeBronco]

I love the longer calls. And i love it whenever Clinton says " 'sup". Is that edited or did he actually say that? (i wouldnt be surprised if he did )

 the music was halarious i dont really know why but it was.
And i liked "Frank" 

There were some phrases i never heard before in this one too, the orgy line from Bucket List and "whisker biscuit"

[SacKing]

pizz-aahh.    

JACK aCHINAMAN! 

i like the list of random shit... i need chicken, chewing gum, spaghetti, good times noodle salad.

[marleycake]

suck my roast 
good times noodle salad!
i need salad ya know what i mean

jacks got heartburn, he needs salad 

All my life i've been chicken 

she didn't know who Jack Nicholson was ...Kill Her! lol

i could eat your service ..I'm gonna be aggressively boring .....Jacks got chicken-psychosis
..peanuts-shit pizza