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Author Topic: #208 - Jack is Fuckin Drunk (6:05)  (Read 2796 times)
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« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2008, 08:18:39 AM »

the arcade sound effect being played in between every sentence really cracked me up

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the dick ass thing was an accident

BULL.........SHIT!

well - you certainly can't prove that, but I will say that it could also have been accidental in the sense that I accidentally got too drunk to do calls responsibly
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« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2008, 07:36:10 PM »

"Ever put your dick in another man's ass and asked him to put his dick in yours?" That's one of my favourite lines, I heard it first in the old compilations over a year ago so I'm glad to finnally hear it again!

yes there was drinking going on during the making of these calls, so they're weirder than usual
but just so you know, the dick ass thing was an accident


I read that before listening to the call and wouldn't what you had done with a dick and an ass while drunk!
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« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2008, 04:20:20 PM »

^ because he's acting weird lol
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« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2008, 04:24:37 PM »

it was funny when he made the comment about the girl's ass and she just giggled - most other folks would have put the phone down - i guess she was into ol' Jack a bit, heh cheesy

HAHA wow...yeah the "more cushion for the pushin" line was brilliant!
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« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2010, 02:31:23 PM »

If this is any indication I think you should do more calls drunk. I really had no idea what Jack might say next.  cheesy grin T_Grin5 T_Grin2 T_Grin1
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« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2011, 10:16:10 PM »

So Jack got drunk and decided he wanted a pool.  cheesy

You have no fucking idea who I am (fart). See?

The mario sound always cracks me up. I loved how you kept playing that over the course of the conversation.

And your name? (Loud screaming and splashing noises)
You got a nice ass? How's your taco? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin





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« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2011, 05:58:17 PM »

This is what i call Whiskey Therapy  cheesy

You Have No Fucking Idea Who I Am (farts)

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You Got A Nice Ass  Hows Your Taco  T_Grin5 T_cheesy1 T_Anger3 T_Cool T_Anger3 T_cheesy2 T_Anger3 wink T_Grin1
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