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« on: July 04, 2007, 05:20:59 pm » |
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« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2007, 05:54:31 pm » |
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The First one started out well. Kind of lost a little steam but then picked up.
The Second one was very good up till the Volunteering at the VA Hospital.
You could have used the I am a General. And you should me address me as that.
But then again you take a lot of time putting these together. And as much as I have tried to work the test board. I just can't get the combinations to work.
Good Job... Happy Fourth of July 2007
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« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2007, 06:06:28 pm » |
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The First one started out well. Kind of lost a little steam but then picked up.
The Second one was very good up till the Volunteering at the VA Hospital.
You could have used the I am a General. And you should me address me as that.
But then again you take a lot of time putting these together. And as much as I have tried to work the test board. I just can't get the combinations to work.
Good Job... Happy Fourth of July 2007 thanks - since I'd already made a bunch of new stuff for calling PETA, but we could never get through to them we were calling animal hospitals using google for various cities - I don't know how the VA hospital got in there - guess it just didn't occur to me to use the military jack stuff - would've been pretty funny though for sure - about the combinations on the online jackboard - they don't work because you're running the board from within jackulator.com - every time you click a combo button the sound has to download before it plays, which it doesn't always (almost never) do - if you had the board and all the audio files in a folder on your computer it would properly |
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« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2007, 06:27:43 pm » |
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great use of the "ever put your dick in another man's ass" HAHAHAH
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« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2007, 06:35:54 pm » |
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great use of the "ever put your dick in another man's ass" HAHAHAH haha yeah :lol: I kind of stepped on it with "I did!" - plus it would have been nice if he'd have caught more of it |
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« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2007, 05:25:35 am » |
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awesome call
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« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2007, 10:58:28 am » |
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when he kept saying 'sharks' to the annoyed lady it was funny,
and when he asked PETA whether it was OK to eat sharks.
sorry this was #57
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« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2007, 01:38:34 pm » |
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I like the jovial sounding laugh after he says "Of course he has to swim in the same water we all do." sounds like a santa claus laugh actually, hohohohahaha.
Who's gonna take care of animals? Me? haha
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« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2007, 02:44:35 pm » |
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lol, with that accent i actually thought she was saying "updated shat records"
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« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2007, 09:28:14 pm » |
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3 quality calls
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« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2007, 12:37:35 am » |
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Good calls, I don't care what nobody says. I love the "ish" responses, everyone always assumes that's a drunken yes. They're always good in rapid succesion.
Also, the last call was hilarious, even though I know it's lowbrow I always crack up when Jack cuts one loose... especially a bunch... especially when he plainly says, "I've gotta take a shit.... Uh oh, I need a new suit."
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« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2007, 08:02:44 pm » |
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I like the addition of goddamnit to the end of a sentence. It fits on the end of allot of sentences and gets a reaction.
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« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2007, 02:28:00 am » |
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lol, I KNEW IT! As soon as I heard the dog barking in her phone I knew you were gonna reply with your dog. That was so funny.
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« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2007, 10:20:59 am » |
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so far I think you're the only one who caught that :lol:
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« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2007, 08:36:23 pm » |
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its great how the dogs in the background sound the exact same as your dog
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« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2007, 12:16:10 am » |
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is it considered wrong to eat spiders  |
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« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2007, 09:25:52 am » |
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Good calls. MONEEEEY! I wonder what that Christine lady thought when she got the message.
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« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2008, 09:01:58 am » |
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Jesus Christ. I almost died listening to this one.
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« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2008, 06:07:15 pm » |
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I wanna take care of animals. God dammit.
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« Reply #19 on: July 07, 2008, 09:51:54 pm » |
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the girl Jack was speaking to about the shot records sounded simply adorable. i would've asked her out to lunch in real life haha.
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« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2008, 02:03:55 am » |
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i loved it how she 'asked you nicely' with that really soft voice like you were a 5 year old haha
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« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2008, 02:53:49 am » |
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lol that donation msg was great
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« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2009, 07:12:31 pm » |
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"Ever put your dick in another man's ass... ever ask him to put his in yours?" I can't beleive this is the first time i heard this call. I laughed so hard I nearly shat myself! Everytime i think i heard all of them i hear another one that tops it.  |
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« Reply #23 on: March 06, 2009, 11:00:51 pm » |
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ahhh hehe - yeah that was a great one - we've got the tamer more bizarre version too, which you'll either find or you've already heard
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« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2009, 09:33:05 pm » |
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One of my all time favorites. I would've liked to see that lady's face when she heard that message. |
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People who talk in metaphors oughta SHAMPOO MY CROTCH.
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« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2009, 12:38:56 am » |
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Holy mother of God. The last VA bit was amazing. I was crying Wow.  |
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Big big big big big big jumbo luxury. Can you do that?
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« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2011, 04:35:39 am » |
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i was almost in tears when jack's "ask my nicely" routine finally actually worked she was great |
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« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2011, 03:49:57 pm » |
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FAGWHITE he's in the backyard in the pond, of course he has to swim in the same water we all do you gotta ask me nicely.......yess ..Yeahh  is it considered wrong to eat meat //YOU PLAY THE PIANIO?\\ |
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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