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« on: August 17, 2008, 02:17:06 pm » |
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Sfingle
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"Work my way up to walking stairs-stuff like that"
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2008, 06:05:08 pm » |
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"It's a gator!" *Lion Growl* "I beat the shit out him; I'm actually screwing his wife." "This motherfucker thinks seashells sing songs!" Nice; most original call in a while.
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metalboss44
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2008, 06:53:56 pm » |
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Ahaha, those horse sounds don't throw them off a bit
"you mind if I keep this one?"
"A HORRSSE" "Please, I NEED it"
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Baggins
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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2008, 12:32:36 am » |
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That was great,
You said you looked at all the ideas we gave you. My guess is that you took my "bear/animal control" idea and "hitting the dolphin" idea and combined them and use a horse.
Right?
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jackulator
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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2008, 12:34:37 am » |
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sort of - we just redid one of the old animal carcass calls out of nostalgia - but yeah there's more to come in the area of dolphins et cetera
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R2Bl3nd
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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2008, 03:41:28 am » |
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Very well done. I liked the random crying near the end. Keep up the good work!
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Slenkar
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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2008, 11:27:50 am » |
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telling the horse to shut up was funny
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2008, 06:56:21 pm » |
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gotta love the noises at the end and "i beat the shit out of him" lol. the best bit was the car crashing down from anger management and the horse at the same time amazing, hope to see more of this kind.
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thebubbler
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This fucking heat is making me crazy
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2008, 08:05:16 pm » |
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i love these "i hit a horse" themed calls. some great lines here "if we cant do business, we'll just shake hands and fuck"
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" All we need is a car just your one car. Then, all of a sudden, I'm gonna be the SHIT" " You wanna fight me? I'm BLACK! You can't handle a nigger, son." " Sexual assault. I didn't wanna fuck too much... but I did."
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« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2008, 12:12:47 am » |
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I was a little depressed that this comp had 2 rating after a week - so I looked up the ratings on the database, apparently it's only been rated a few times, some fours a three and a zero (?) so then I get curious about how many other zeroes there are and I dig a little deeper find member #883 (whoever that is) has rated like 620 topics, and after noticing a shitload of zeroes I wrote a quick program to find the breakout of his ratings: zeroes = 163 ones = 123 twos = 146 threes = 84 fours = 57 fives = 47 so about 70% of his ratings are 0, 1 or 2 just kind of funny to think that someone who is displeased 70% of the time keeps coming back but at least about 8% of his ratings were a 5, so he's not just giving everything shitty ratings to amuse himself, he just has really high standards
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btccfan2002
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« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2008, 05:30:51 pm » |
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I downloaded this call to my Itunes and it gets me every time. The people on the other end of the phone seem so confused when you say "I was driving and I hit an animal", then say it was a horse. Their reactions are genuinely hilarious and original, which I guess is sometimes tough to get from restaurants or hotels. It's like these people have never gotten a legit prank call before, so they're inclined to believe every call as real.
Terrific call, 5 stars!
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zack
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« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2008, 10:53:39 pm » |
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lol, I am surprised that allot of people didn't hang up right away after the whole *NAAAY* "SHUT UP" *WHIPS*
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Lando Wolfcake
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^me, not jack.
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« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2008, 02:12:37 pm » |
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hahahaha, who the hell came up with using the "WHYYY!" from Y.M.C.A.? hilarious.
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« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2008, 04:27:41 pm » |
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I don't remember who came up with that - it is fun to use though
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An English type
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Jack's....the ripper!?!
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« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2014, 05:58:18 pm » |
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just kind of funny to think that someone who is displeased 70% of the time keeps coming back i just read this. made me lol
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