When I first read the title I thought you called the Chicago pizza guy back but this was every bit as funny as that anyway so it hardly matters. This was one of the best I've ever heard.
Best moments:
"And your name is Jack Nicholson?"
"Yes!" Lady laughs hysterically.
"I told you my story!" Jack laughs hysterically.
"You sound like the Joker?" Joker laugh.

"I hear you talking to yourself."
"My doctor recommended it."
"How old are you?"
"600."
"You're all I got please don't leave me!" Jack cries.
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TTTTTTTTRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!" Chinatown laugh.