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« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2008, 05:12:09 PM »

HAHA I love how it took her nearly 4 minutes to get off the phone even though she kept repeating she couldn't talk. Her response of "Do you realize this is a place of bidness" was priceless. Her laugh was hilarious too.

Great timing with the Dr. Martini response, that was brilliant.
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« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2008, 09:54:34 PM »

Holy crap I wish I'd heard this call sooner you got her to say my name!!!

I loved the bit with Jack crying "You're all I got" at the end when she wanted to go!  cheesy
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« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2009, 05:29:38 PM »

When I first read the title I thought you called the Chicago pizza guy back but this was every bit as funny as that anyway so it hardly matters. This was one of the best I've ever heard.
Best moments:
"And your name is Jack Nicholson?"
"Yes!" Lady laughs hysterically.
"I told you my story!" Jack laughs hysterically.
"You sound like the Joker?" Joker laugh.  smiley
"I hear you talking to yourself."
"My doctor recommended it."
"How old are you?"
"600."
"You're all I got please don't leave me!" Jack cries.
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TTTTTTTTRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!" Chinatown laugh.

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« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2009, 11:54:58 PM »

yeah we should call them back - it's been almost a year I think -- that doesn't qualify as harassment does it? hehe
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« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2010, 10:34:57 PM »

Man... that woman who answers the phone is hilarious. The chemistry she develops with the Jackulator is amazing. It's hilarious. The way she always ends a sentence with "sir". It's like she's a character as much as the Jackulator is. Yes. Definitely give them a call again. Besides she said "I gotta go, call me back okay?". She even said "You know what sir? You're gonna have another Martini and call me back". She definitely wants more.  cheesy
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« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2010, 12:33:16 PM »

Man... that woman who answers the phone is hilarious. The chemistry she develops with the Jackulator is amazing. It's hilarious. The way she always ends a sentence with "sir". It's like she's a character as much as the Jackulator is. Yes. Definitely give them a call again. Besides she said "I gotta go, call me back okay?". She even said "You know what sir? You're gonna have another Martini and call me back". She definitely wants more.  cheesy

oh yes, I love calls with great back and forth -- nothing chaps my ass more on a call than saying funny shit and the other person is just boring
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« Reply #21 on: June 13, 2011, 02:49:12 AM »

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