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« on: July 05, 2007, 08:15:37 pm » |
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« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2007, 10:33:15 pm » |
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the bit with the dog abuse was great, you hit on a comedy goldmine there
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?
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« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2007, 09:23:01 am » |
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"You sound like Jack Nicholson!" "Wh-what's wrong?"
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« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2007, 10:49:09 am » |
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Best set of calls i've heard in a while, hilarious!
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« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2007, 09:59:53 pm » |
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hahahahaha...that first call was fantastic, goes from "i love dogs" to "i sell fish" to "delicious" to a psycho marine who's lost his marbles...great transition.
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« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2007, 05:10:37 am » |
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Awesome use of the "a few good men" quotes, ahaha.
"Whats your address"... "GET IN THE KITCHEN" *Dog yelping
Creeping the pizza girl out with the batman quotes...
"PUT IT IN THE BASKET CHIEF!"
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2007, 12:09:24 pm » |
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"you've got fish" "yes we have" "that's sounds delicious! you know what i mean?" And i love how he keeps attacking his dog lol. "i'd appreciate it if you addressed me as mr. possibilities!" lol, this issue was probably the weirdest ever, and one of the funniest.
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« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2007, 04:00:40 pm » |
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hilarious calls, had me screeching with laughter numerous times - loved the "GET IN THE KITCHEN!!!" and the muffled sounds of something falling down stairs. good use of Jack's laughing, it was timed perfectly for most of the calls.
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« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2007, 01:19:28 am » |
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put in the basket chief, lol sounds funny in that context. i just saw that movie the other day too and it reminded me of jackulator
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« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2007, 03:10:10 pm » |
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AHAhahaha, duuuude!
"I'd appreciate it if you addressed me as Mr Possibilities"
Wow, that came out as a shocker Thanks for that dedication
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"Twenty pushups a day..."
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« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2007, 03:47:05 pm » |
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glad you finally found it
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« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2008, 03:38:19 pm » |
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"i dont know how to fart! oh that is not true *fart* see?"
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« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2008, 07:34:02 pm » |
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Put it in the basket chief is from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest!!
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« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2008, 10:50:25 pm » |
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AHAhahaha, duuuude!
"I'd appreciate it if you addressed me as Mr Possibilities"
That was one of the funniest parts to me. Plus, the fact that you called a library and asked "so, what whaddaya got?"
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« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2008, 10:43:23 pm » |
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hahaha. like jack is going to go to the store and start eating the fish in the tank
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« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2008, 11:25:28 pm » |
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wow - listening again to the call with the girl about the pizza - jack really is quite charming - she sounded very into ol' jacky - should've asked her out to dinner
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« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2009, 11:25:25 am » |
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I don't think she had taken to Jack's 'charm' in this call. She sounded half amused and half terrified throughout the call and I can't really blame her. She sounded pretty horrified at the prospect of Jack stopping by. Definitely a great call "I dunno, you sound like Jack Nicholson" *Jack does his crazy Chinatown laugh* and "That sounds delicious. Right? Right?! RIGHT?!"
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« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2009, 06:24:01 pm » |
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exactly - you almost can't tell if she's crying or laughing in a few parts haha - poor girl
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I just took a shit in the toilet like a big boy
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« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2010, 01:36:07 am » |
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The call I've been looking for all these weeks.... "right? ..... Right?! ............. RIGHT!!!???
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This acid's kicking in.... I wanna clean my claws.
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« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2011, 09:12:07 pm » |
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Funny thing is , I can imagine Jack going into a fish store and eating some fresh fish. The Mr. Possibilities line is hysterical. I don't know how to fart. Well that is not true. (fart) See? LET'S BROADEN OUR MINDS! She's been thinking about pizza. What name would a pretty little pizza - Right? Right? RIGHT?! The funniest fun fun! I love this call. It's one of my favorites.
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« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2012, 05:14:20 pm » |
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lol 357, "and what name would a pretty little pizz-uuggghh.."
somehow that cracked me up most
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