Pranks#62 - isn't she too old?, fun cutie, parking lot!

[jackulator]

'isn't she too old?, fun cutie, parking lot!'
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Pranks#62

[Hypnagogic]

hahaha...."cats are not for eating"

that was a great exchange on the 3rd call too

[jackulator]

I wish I had said BULLSHIT again or insulted him after the 'sure' - but he sounded too nice - even though he seemed a little scrappy for a minute or so like he might be up for a huge session - but one thing - why threaten someone with caller ID if they haven't said or done anything that they'd get into trouble for if you were able to get their number with caller ID? that part confuses me - it was the first and only time we called - and hadn't said anything remotely aggressive by that point - weird

[cheeseman007]

What exactly was that one insult you said to that guy at the end? something about slitting his nuts? Great call though! One of my favorites.

[jackulator]

I actually stole that from the Jerky Boys - "I'll split your nuts off the side of your face from the back of your ass"

I just made jack say it haha

[World Circus]

Knowing me I couldnt hear the whole call.  It cut off right in the middle of call three.  But anway the second lady seemed WAYY too excited.

Also people (not in this call necessarily) seem way to eager to ask in a lightheated way "Who is this?"  They of course expect it to be someone they know playing a joke...
But sometimes before they ask this you do nothing to indicate a prank at all.....  
seems kind of rude for someone answering calls for a business..not very professional

[World Circus]

I actually stole that from the Jerky Boys - "I'll split your nuts off the side of your face from the back of your ass"

I just made jack say it haha

how can you make Jack say it?

[jackulator]

I made a new thread to answer your question:

http://www.jackulator.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1363#1363

[kaos]

lol nice set up with the dog barking

you shouldn't repeat that one where he yells "get in the can" or whatever.. it gives you away

[jackulator]

that's one way of looking at it - another would be that if I can play the exact same series of shit over and over it's pretty damn funny - I was trying to recreate this one call where I did the exact same thing like eight times - no shit - the exact same thing - just waited for the lady to talk and then BARK - HEY - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YA - GET IN THE KITCHEN - (beats dog)

I forgot to hit record though... I was really mad at myself for that because my brother and I were crying - this lady was intelligent too - no idea why or how she didn't figure it out - she had no clue!!

[corry85]

 that lady was freaked out i think...

good stuff

[Slenkar]

yes it always cracks me up when its the same thing again and again with the dog,
my stomach starts to hurt when I listen to that dog getting the beat down, when the person on the line runs an animal shelter

[houseman]

I like the ending.

[Sir? what do ya think?]

"i wish i were a big old bear"
"what kind would you be?"
"Big big big, jumbo luxury, i dont like people"

You show here that jack can be really insane

kicking the dog around too, wonder what that guy was really thinking lol.

[cjcdrums]

HAHA I love the dog abuse bit

the argument with that redneck was funny but I wish it got out of control =D

[aDuckWithAConscience]

The pleasant demeanor of the first lady instantly changed as soon as she heard Jack was being busted for kiddie porn. And I don't blame her. It's hard to root for Jack when he's helping to fuel perhaps the sickest industry in the world, but the second lady was much to much. Her instant reactions to "is it allright to eat___?" were beautiful! And she's right! You can't eat shells! Fun stuff

[jackulator]

The pleasant demeanor of the first lady instantly changed as soon as she heard Jack was being busted for kiddie porn...

haha yeah - that's one of my favorite parts for sure - that having been said, I think she was a little too nice to him - after all - he's not innocent until proven guilty, he got caught with it already...

[fumbduck]

"Uum... I got caught with kiddie porn. *sigh* They're just pictures. I didn't touch anybody. Well it's the latest thing."

That one had me rolling 

"I'll assume you won't object to me m..."

Some great jackulator.com inside humour   

The fun cutie was really lovely BTW 

[jackulator]

thanks fumbduck and welcome to the site

[fumbduck]

Thanks. This is about the best site ever