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« on: October 23, 2008, 05:05:20 pm »

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« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2008, 05:42:17 pm »

I love it when Jack goes "oooo, ooooo, ooooo" while ppl are trying to place his order.  It sounds so fucking strange!!
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« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2008, 08:56:25 pm »

Great call, perfect responses.
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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2008, 10:42:18 am »

she had to ask her boss if he could bring his dog
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« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2008, 11:23:06 am »

Great responses!  Jack is so crass...I dont think that guy at the end appreciated Jack's "spicy humor"!
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« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2008, 06:50:21 am »

Hahahahahahaa the conversation seems to flow really well in the beginning.

"Pan crust? - HAM"

"This is the jackulator 9000" - laughter

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« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2008, 07:50:33 pm »

People think he's joking when he says jackulator 9000 cheesy

Farts, lies. Don't worry about it. Don't think anyone could make any sense out of that smiley

Love how jack sounds like a stalker with "get the exact address"

"can i bring my dog with me? *bang* NEVER MIND" lol, must be an accessory dog, and any accessory that is unusable needs to be disposed of i guess.
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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2009, 12:17:07 pm »

Very sad for jack that he could not bring his dog with him! hehe xd nice!! cool grin
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« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2011, 01:17:11 am »

Farts, lies, don't worry about it.  cheesy
Can you hear me? Mmm.
His dog's an early riser.  grin

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« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2011, 02:10:00 am »

big Baig  cheesy  cool hehehah hgmmm ghmm ghmm  grin lipsrsealed smiley ghhhahaha  rolleyes

NOT GOOD!!!!!! THIS IS THE JACKULATOR 9000, [whats your name] Jack Nicholson  T_grin13 T_Grin5 T_Grin4 T_Grin3 T_Grin1 T_Grin2 T_Grin2 T_Shock1 T_Anger1 T_Anger1 T_Anger1 wink


so i said to mysefl i'm hungry...can i bring my dog with me (instant bark) ..ci

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« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2011, 03:01:58 pm »

Farts, lies. Don't worry about it. Don't think anyone could make any sense out of that smiley

Jack farts and he lies, but we don't have to worry about it; cause he's harmless. ....unless you piss him off T_Grin3

also I love the porno music at the end when Jack cries. I can just see Jack in a stripper club crying his eyes out some random reason.
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