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« on: October 09, 2008, 04:57:11 pm »

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« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2008, 06:59:36 pm »

lots of good quotes,
plus there was a bit where he stamped on the dog one time and the dog stopped, it sounded really funny because it was like he stamped on him really hard,
'i gotta celebrate now my wife is dead'
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« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2008, 07:06:53 pm »

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« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2008, 08:09:53 pm »

Great call!! One of the best I've heard in a while. I like the manipulation of familiar quotes, they were unexpected.

Keep up the good work!
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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2008, 06:58:32 am »

Excellent! I may have to post this on youtube,if you don't mind?
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2008, 12:25:30 pm »

haha this shit was funny..  i'm actually screwing his wife..  she's a bitch!
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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2008, 02:35:41 pm »

Excellent! I may have to post this on youtube,if you don't mind?

not at all go ahead
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« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2008, 03:03:20 pm »

I love how the woman says "you want to get high on life and what are your choices?"  HILARIOUS!!!!!!  Even funnier at the end when Jack tells her "I was talking to my crack, sorry."  Talking to his ass?!?!?!?!  Funny call.
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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2008, 04:10:36 am »

I can't seem to hang up  cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2008, 01:23:47 pm »

I already posted this call on YouTube. I hope to get a lot of feedback on it. This one is absolutely hilarious.
There is so much going on, and that poor lady must have thought Jack was a complete lunatic, or... insanely drunk at the time. hahaha  grin cheesy grin cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2008, 10:43:05 pm »

Has Jack been screwing my wife!?  angry
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« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2008, 04:26:18 pm »

"gee I'm doing the best I can"  embarrassed

sounds like he's actually screwing her while he's on the phone
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« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2008, 10:51:28 pm »

the way Jack's voice has changed over the years, and how many different voice tones are generally used in a call... it just astounds me that, as beautifully/well done as these calls are, how many people don't suspect for a second that it isn't a real guy. For some reason throughout the day I haven't been able to stop thinking about (w/out bursting out laughing, I might add) "Alls I had was four beers after I come home... because I was drunk". Any idea what that was from?  undecided
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« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2008, 10:54:57 pm »

hehe cheesy that was from Ironweed - crying at his baby son's grave about how he accidentally dropped him and killed him.. so yeah, not so funny in the movie, but apparently just the thing to keep you cracking up all day hahaha
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« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2008, 11:01:27 pm »

Man, the best part is at the end when he says "I can't seem to hang up.... Bye" and then you sampled the sound the phone makes when you lift up the receiver. And the woman was still talking. And then Jack spoke again. That was the icing on the insanity cake.
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« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2008, 09:37:23 am »

"you got me into this" lol, jack pushing the blame onto others once again cheesy

Best thing is how seriously people take jack when he calls up with mental or dependency issues.
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« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2008, 05:26:08 pm »

I love all the crazy different names you guys use. Her reaction to "Jack Peanutshit" was excellent! This is one of the best calls in a while. Great chemistry with the mark kept it flowing really nicely.
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« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2008, 05:00:48 pm »

I had never heard of Ironweed until I read this thread. Well I have seen it now and feel pretty depressed about it. Though I couldn't help but laugh when Jack nailed Streep in the head with a cheese sandwich!

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« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2009, 06:49:48 am »

i just listened to this call again, was fucking hillarious.

i cracked up so hard when jack said "i cant seem to hang up", immediately followed by the sound of him hanging up and a dead line
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« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2014, 06:05:12 pm »

''I can tell a fag when I see one.......MEEEEEEEEEEEE!'' grin cool

''Now that my wife has died..I need a party'' cool smiley

What a great call T_Grin2
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« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2014, 06:22:31 pm »

"You wanna get high off of Life, and what are your choices?"  cheesy

the lady sounds like she's used to talking to a lot of drunk people.  tongue

btw, don't know if I ever mentioned this, but Jack says "I WAS gay" Implying he is no longer  really...


oh yeah; always loved the line "you're really funny...I'm gonna kick your ass!"  shocked where'd that attitude suddenly come from?
I think I used that in one of my compilations  lipsrsealed

at the point in time which this lady starts barking and laughing with Jack I begin to think she's drunk .... huh grin
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