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« on: November 25, 2008, 07:00:41 pm » |
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myworld559
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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2008, 07:53:54 pm » |
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"Whats the a matter with guys, come on be good Americans!!!!"  "I am a good American!" - Girl bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch |
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prankyoudude
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2008, 08:37:02 pm » |
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Don't give me all that shit...
bitch bitch bitch bitch BITCH! lol
good call
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dannydevito
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I have taken off my pants here
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2008, 09:52:27 pm » |
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Love her reactions!  This call knocked it outta the park! |
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Baggins
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"This is entertaiment to me."
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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2008, 09:57:40 pm » |
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I love it when Jacks a jerk; great responses
"My name is not lady, it's Trisha"
"Would I personally make you a turkey? Absolutely not!"
Is this the first time Jack actually offended someone (the tampons)?
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2008, 09:59:10 pm » |
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absolute classic  gotta call them back |
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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2008, 10:50:49 pm » |
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Ah, her reactions were priceless. She was so confused. Hahahahaha
She was being kind of a bitch though. I just don't know how people can't tell it's automated and robotic. It sounds fake all the time. I guess certain phones just make people sound completely different sometimes, but at least she could have laughed it off and humored you like that girl in the caffeinated turkey.
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« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2008, 03:49:01 am » |
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quite a comeback!  |
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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2008, 09:14:47 am » |
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Wow, great job getting her riled up. It's always shocking how bad some folks' reactions are - I mean really wouldn't a rational person just hang up the phone? But no - she fell victim to the Jackulator!! 5 Stars!
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« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2008, 11:57:24 am » |
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Hahaha! "I'm gonna give my queer neighbour a big fat turkey". I can't believe how obvious some of these people make it that they're talking about you to their colleagues. At one point I could hear her saying "he's started shouting and yelling" haha. She thought Jack was actually crying as well, just because he couldn't get a turkey. What an idiot! Love the shining quote also, I've not heard too many from that film in Jack Pranks.
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« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2008, 09:02:52 pm » |
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Who's gonna DO IT, you! |
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2008, 04:29:27 am » |
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YOU SAID YOU COULD HELP ME! - i really love that line. That girl's a real bitch. OMG i love that shining quote about being interrupted, my favourite line from that movie!! |
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« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2008, 08:38:21 pm » |
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ROFL, you should find the address for that place and mail her some tampons. a new classic
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« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2008, 09:49:57 pm » |
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« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2008, 01:07:30 pm » |
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why all the secrecy - it sounds like Jack thinks they have secret Turkeys they are not telling anyone about |
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?  |
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What's with all these gay senior citizens?
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« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2008, 11:25:28 pm » |
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The tampon remark put this call over the top...lol  |
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« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2008, 12:14:44 am » |
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Hilarious!
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« Reply #18 on: November 26, 2009, 06:01:34 pm » |
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such a funny call, happy turkey day!
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marleycake
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« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2011, 12:19:12 am » |
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jack knows how the game is played if you first don't succeed pursue the impossible ..if they dont got a turkey, beg untill they buy you one from another store  |
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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Lounge Lizard
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This acid's kicking in.... I wanna clean my claws.
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« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2011, 12:50:42 am » |
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Something burning? Turkey. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Wanna run off and chase some hot turkey?  It's not easy killing turkeys.  You said you could help me. "No I didn't." She was a BITCH!!!! I liked when you used the line from The Shining about distraction. "He's starting to scream at me." Well, I promised I'd get my queer neighbor a big fat turkey. Why all the secrecy? Do you have cramps? This call = CLASSIC |
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« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2011, 08:25:30 am » |
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damn this call is epic |
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« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2011, 08:30:49 pm » |
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it's in my top 5
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Uncle Bingo
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« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2011, 03:10:20 am » |
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easily. the to and fro, even with jackulator accidentally dropping lines on top of each other a couple times, sounds amazing all the way to an oh so perfectly topped off ending. I rarely approve of the overtly sexist stuff in some of these calls, but the bitch bitch bitch clip was used at the most amazing time to close with the sound of the receiver click. This one must have been meant to be because it never stops being amazing. This lady is a woman to love. Her cramps too.
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« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2011, 07:20:31 pm » |
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I guess Jack took her advice about calling up therapists |
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marleycake
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« Reply #25 on: November 11, 2011, 11:28:28 pm » |
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you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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« Reply #26 on: July 03, 2012, 01:56:44 am » |
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haha, this call is just as good as the other turkey call. you sure showed her
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