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« on: November 25, 2008, 07:48:18 pm »

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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2008, 10:02:16 pm »

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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2008, 10:34:51 pm »

Where the Hell did you call

"I promised my gay neighbor a big fat turkey" Hahahaha  grin
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« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2008, 06:42:48 am »

holy shit, this one was amazing. I don't blame her for thinking jack was a real being in this one, the flow and quickness of response was phenomenal. Not to mention countless bits about turkey, "turduckin", and then for me the capper was "a duck. inside a chicken? inside a turkey". I laughed many, many times.
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« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2008, 09:37:27 am »

Hahaha great call, fantastic interactions!

Some great subjects - the turducken, caffienated turkey in general, payment in crystal meth, turkey for homeless people, helping out the queer neighbor, 1712 Alameda State Street!
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« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2008, 12:09:24 pm »

haha this is legendary stuff, I can tell you've been hard at work creating material especially for this prank. Very pleasant lady as well, complete contrast to the one in the other turkey-related prank!
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« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2008, 03:03:54 pm »

Great flow, awesome new quotes and lovely woman. 5/5. You guys are gods.
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« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2008, 09:15:29 pm »

 lipsrsealed Hilariously funny cheesy You guys are at the top of your game!
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« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2008, 04:53:48 am »

sounds dangerous cheesy

jack's getting a hardon over a woman talkin about turkeys and pigs cheesy

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« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2008, 01:13:25 am »

"You gotta get a load of this rhythm" *tap tap tap tap tap*

that had me rolling, it was so random. i registered just to say lol @ that.
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« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2008, 01:46:49 am »

i'll have to try injecting caffeine in a turkey once.  grin
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« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2008, 05:12:39 pm »

This Woman has a rather quick wit... especially the parts about deep frying a Turkey, and Turduckin!

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« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2008, 07:59:27 pm »

you gotta love THAT in a woman!  smiley cool
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« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2008, 04:54:20 pm »

I do!

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« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2009, 07:27:55 pm »

This one is such a classic. It's rare that people have such a great repartee with Jack in these calls. Also quite a contrast to the other turkey call where the woman was totally humorless and kind of a bitch.  grin
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« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2009, 08:50:16 pm »

yeah this girl was awesome - the other girl was too because she was SO bitchy -- "We'll have to buy you a fucking box of tampons!" ... "I absolutely cannot believe you just said that."

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« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2011, 12:13:03 am »

i think this girl had a mini phone crush with jack, even though he was slightly dogshit crazy  shocked
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« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2011, 12:59:12 am »

The first available turkey.
Confidence is the key to winning turkey. I live by that quote.
Turkey makes me sleepy.
Crystal meth (laughter) She seemed to know a lot about meth.  lipsrsealed
She takes crystal meth in payment. That's awesome. The flow around the crystal meth part was phenomenal. Actually, the whole call.  cheesy

Frozen like Walt Disney. That was fucking hilarious.
Sounds dangerous.
I'm shoveling out my own goddamn turkey.
Turducken. cheesy
A duck inside a chicken, inside a turkey. Disrespectful to the animals but uh... delicious.

The rhythm part was hilarious.
The poor people. They need turkeys.  cheesy
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« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2011, 01:12:56 pm »

yeah this call is definitely in the top ten of any soundboard prank list in my opinion -- not just ours
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« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2011, 06:51:13 pm »

I've listened to this call at least 20 times. Jack gets along with this gal so famously, it's just hilarious, heartwarming, and mind-blowing at the same time.
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