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« on: July 13, 2007, 01:23:52 am » |
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2007, 03:14:22 am » |
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"i'm just trying to die my balls in a knot" "she thinks my cock is too small" "i need a divorce RIGHT NOW!" "don't whistle in my ear" "don't give me that crap about your sister, you don't have a damn sister" And that about the box of tampons!  "i like my wife but you've got bigger tits, full contact, sex, sex, sex, this place smells like sex" I declare this the best ever jackulator compilation. THREEEE, hehehe |
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jackulator
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 03:21:01 am » |
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haha - awesome - I'm glad you liked it - I had such high hopes for the new divorce lawyer miniboard - I made hours of calls to get the material for these two compilations... But I eventually got some good ones |
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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2007, 04:32:43 am » |
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Well, you can rest a bit now, you pulled it off lol.
Some good lines in there, and the way they reacted to you was brilliant lol.
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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2007, 05:09:39 am » |
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great job, i especially liked the conversation he has with the guy at the start... about how the wife doesnt like his cock n shit
"thats rough" the guy says loolo
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2007, 10:32:38 am » |
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hahahaa great calls
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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2007, 10:51:59 am » |
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Haha another one who thinks it's Tom 'Jenson'. I saw A Few Good Men recently and when Jack says "Tom!" to get the guy's attention, I immediately said "Jackson!"...am I addicted to the Jackulator?  |
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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2007, 12:09:31 pm » |
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Haha another one who thinks it's Tom 'Jenson'. I saw A Few Good Men recently and when Jack says "Tom!" to get the guy's attention, I immediately said "Jackson!"...am I addicted to the Jackulator? hahaaaaa - awesome!!  |
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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2007, 01:37:41 pm » |
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Don't whistle in my ear, sir! Man, I love that line!
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« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2007, 09:24:25 pm » |
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Haha another one who thinks it's Tom 'Jenson'. I saw A Few Good Men recently and when Jack says "Tom!" to get the guy's attention, I immediately said "Jackson!"...am I addicted to the Jackulator? i think i'm addicted, i had a dream i had a pond in my yard, with a dog in it, my shed was on fire and the joker was doing a tap dance outside asking me "what do ya think?" Jack is like "Crack cocaine"! |
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« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2007, 10:37:40 am » |
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Haha another one who thinks it's Tom 'Jenson'. I saw A Few Good Men recently and when Jack says "Tom!" to get the guy's attention, I immediately said "Jackson!"...am I addicted to the Jackulator? i think i'm addicted, i had a dream i had a pond in my yard, with a dog in it, my shed was on fire and the joker was doing a tap dance outside asking me "what do ya think?"Jack is like "Crack cocaine"! OMG that last bit had been stitches here!! I really wanna have a Jack dream, it would probably end with him saying "Sir? SIR?" then me waking up or something... It's insane. Whenever I ask a favour off someone now I always say "Can ya do that?" in the style of Jack, they have no idea why I start talking like that. |
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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2007, 02:48:32 am » |
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i was thinking. why not call 'n video store and ask for batman(the movie) and then use that line: what kind of world we are living in where someone dressed up as a bat ! :lol:
what do u guys think? have like a discusssion with the employee.
cheers
corry
p.s i enjoy your calls, thank you for your hard work.
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« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2007, 03:00:46 am » |
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They did a video store, asking for quite a few jack nicholson movies, and they didn't have batman :shock:
crazy
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« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2007, 06:34:47 pm » |
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hey great use of "party favor" after saying 'i want a divorce'
also he said 'my wife thinks i have a small cock' and the other guy was like 'ok sir I will get you an appointment' as if that was something people said to him all the time!
And then towards the end jack was talking to a lady and said 'hold on a minute' and said all kinds of weird stuff to 'his family' in the background, like 'i dont even have enough left to buy you a box of tampons'
this collection deserves to be listened to at least 3 times
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« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2007, 06:45:59 pm » |
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...this collection deserves to be listened to at least 3 times just three? :cry: |
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« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2007, 12:43:37 pm » |
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hahaha this is a good one
ahh what a service you provide, you make all these people's boring ass day much more interesting
If they were smart they would have a anti-soundboard soundboard ready for a preemptive strike (you never know when you'll need it)
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« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2007, 12:50:57 pm » |
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Haha another one who thinks it's Tom 'Jenson'. I saw A Few Good Men recently and when Jack says "Tom!" to get the guy's attention, I immediately said "Jackson!"...am I addicted to the Jackulator? i think i'm addicted, i had a dream i had a pond in my yard, with a dog in it, my shed was on fire and the joker was doing a tap dance outside asking me "what do ya think?"Jack is like "Crack cocaine"! OMG that last bit had been stitches here!! I really wanna have a Jack dream, it would probably end with him saying "Sir? SIR?" then me waking up or something... It's insane. Whenever I ask a favour off someone now I always say "Can ya do that?" in the style of Jack, they have no idea why I start talking like that. Whoa, I do that too. I'm constantly speaking Jackboard lines to everyone, using Jacks tone of voice. My bro tells me I'm obsessed haha.. BTW, I LOVE the party favor, it always cracks me up, especially when you use it in a tense moment. The whistle too, these little things are maddening when you're trying to deal with a stupid customer. |
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« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2007, 05:21:56 pm » |
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Haha another one who thinks it's Tom 'Jenson'. I saw A Few Good Men recently and when Jack says "Tom!" to get the guy's attention, I immediately said "Jackson!"...am I addicted to the Jackulator? i think i'm addicted, i had a dream i had a pond in my yard, with a dog in it, my shed was on fire and the joker was doing a tap dance outside asking me "what do ya think?"Jack is like "Crack cocaine"! OMG that last bit had been stitches here!! I really wanna have a Jack dream, it would probably end with him saying "Sir? SIR?" then me waking up or something... It's insane. Whenever I ask a favour off someone now I always say "Can ya do that?" in the style of Jack, they have no idea why I start talking like that. Or what about it ending with him saying "Are you gonna talk to me or not?!" |
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« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2007, 02:11:00 am » |
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LOL! "Don't whiste in my ear, sir".
You should have taken advantage of that and should have used the whistle again.
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« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2008, 12:02:31 am » |
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I like my wife, but you've got bigger tits!
I'm talking to my kid, sorry
LOL
This place smells like fucking sex!
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