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« on: July 13, 2007, 01:23:52 am » |
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2007, 03:14:22 am » |
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"i'm just trying to die my balls in a knot" "she thinks my cock is too small" "i need a divorce RIGHT NOW!" "don't whistle in my ear" "don't give me that crap about your sister, you don't have a damn sister" And that about the box of tampons!  "i like my wife but you've got bigger tits, full contact, sex, sex, sex, this place smells like sex" I declare this the best ever jackulator compilation. THREEEE, hehehe |
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jackulator
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 03:21:01 am » |
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haha - awesome - I'm glad you liked it - I had such high hopes for the new divorce lawyer miniboard - I made hours of calls to get the material for these two compilations... But I eventually got some good ones |
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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2007, 04:32:43 am » |
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Well, you can rest a bit now, you pulled it off lol.
Some good lines in there, and the way they reacted to you was brilliant lol.
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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2007, 05:09:39 am » |
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great job, i especially liked the conversation he has with the guy at the start... about how the wife doesnt like his cock n shit
"thats rough" the guy says loolo
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2007, 10:32:38 am » |
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hahahaa great calls
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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2007, 10:51:59 am » |
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Haha another one who thinks it's Tom 'Jenson'. I saw A Few Good Men recently and when Jack says "Tom!" to get the guy's attention, I immediately said "Jackson!"...am I addicted to the Jackulator?  |
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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2007, 12:09:31 pm » |
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Haha another one who thinks it's Tom 'Jenson'. I saw A Few Good Men recently and when Jack says "Tom!" to get the guy's attention, I immediately said "Jackson!"...am I addicted to the Jackulator? hahaaaaa - awesome!!  |
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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2007, 01:37:41 pm » |
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Don't whistle in my ear, sir! Man, I love that line!
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« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2007, 09:24:25 pm » |
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Haha another one who thinks it's Tom 'Jenson'. I saw A Few Good Men recently and when Jack says "Tom!" to get the guy's attention, I immediately said "Jackson!"...am I addicted to the Jackulator? i think i'm addicted, i had a dream i had a pond in my yard, with a dog in it, my shed was on fire and the joker was doing a tap dance outside asking me "what do ya think?" Jack is like "Crack cocaine"! |
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« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2007, 10:37:40 am » |
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Haha another one who thinks it's Tom 'Jenson'. I saw A Few Good Men recently and when Jack says "Tom!" to get the guy's attention, I immediately said "Jackson!"...am I addicted to the Jackulator? i think i'm addicted, i had a dream i had a pond in my yard, with a dog in it, my shed was on fire and the joker was doing a tap dance outside asking me "what do ya think?"Jack is like "Crack cocaine"! OMG that last bit had been stitches here!! I really wanna have a Jack dream, it would probably end with him saying "Sir? SIR?" then me waking up or something... It's insane. Whenever I ask a favour off someone now I always say "Can ya do that?" in the style of Jack, they have no idea why I start talking like that. |
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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2007, 02:48:32 am » |
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i was thinking. why not call 'n video store and ask for batman(the movie) and then use that line: what kind of world we are living in where someone dressed up as a bat ! :lol:
what do u guys think? have like a discusssion with the employee.
cheers
corry
p.s i enjoy your calls, thank you for your hard work.
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« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2007, 03:00:46 am » |
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They did a video store, asking for quite a few jack nicholson movies, and they didn't have batman :shock:
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« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2007, 06:34:47 pm » |
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hey great use of "party favor" after saying 'i want a divorce'
also he said 'my wife thinks i have a small cock' and the other guy was like 'ok sir I will get you an appointment' as if that was something people said to him all the time!
And then towards the end jack was talking to a lady and said 'hold on a minute' and said all kinds of weird stuff to 'his family' in the background, like 'i dont even have enough left to buy you a box of tampons'
this collection deserves to be listened to at least 3 times
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« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2007, 06:45:59 pm » |
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...this collection deserves to be listened to at least 3 times just three? :cry: |
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« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2007, 12:43:37 pm » |
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hahaha this is a good one
ahh what a service you provide, you make all these people's boring ass day much more interesting
If they were smart they would have a anti-soundboard soundboard ready for a preemptive strike (you never know when you'll need it)
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« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2007, 12:50:57 pm » |
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Haha another one who thinks it's Tom 'Jenson'. I saw A Few Good Men recently and when Jack says "Tom!" to get the guy's attention, I immediately said "Jackson!"...am I addicted to the Jackulator? i think i'm addicted, i had a dream i had a pond in my yard, with a dog in it, my shed was on fire and the joker was doing a tap dance outside asking me "what do ya think?"Jack is like "Crack cocaine"! OMG that last bit had been stitches here!! I really wanna have a Jack dream, it would probably end with him saying "Sir? SIR?" then me waking up or something... It's insane. Whenever I ask a favour off someone now I always say "Can ya do that?" in the style of Jack, they have no idea why I start talking like that. Whoa, I do that too. I'm constantly speaking Jackboard lines to everyone, using Jacks tone of voice. My bro tells me I'm obsessed haha.. BTW, I LOVE the party favor, it always cracks me up, especially when you use it in a tense moment. The whistle too, these little things are maddening when you're trying to deal with a stupid customer. |
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« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2007, 05:21:56 pm » |
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Haha another one who thinks it's Tom 'Jenson'. I saw A Few Good Men recently and when Jack says "Tom!" to get the guy's attention, I immediately said "Jackson!"...am I addicted to the Jackulator? i think i'm addicted, i had a dream i had a pond in my yard, with a dog in it, my shed was on fire and the joker was doing a tap dance outside asking me "what do ya think?"Jack is like "Crack cocaine"! OMG that last bit had been stitches here!! I really wanna have a Jack dream, it would probably end with him saying "Sir? SIR?" then me waking up or something... It's insane. Whenever I ask a favour off someone now I always say "Can ya do that?" in the style of Jack, they have no idea why I start talking like that. Or what about it ending with him saying "Are you gonna talk to me or not?!" |
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« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2007, 02:11:00 am » |
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LOL! "Don't whiste in my ear, sir".
You should have taken advantage of that and should have used the whistle again.
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« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2008, 12:02:31 am » |
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I like my wife, but you've got bigger tits!
I'm talking to my kid, sorry
LOL
This place smells like fucking sex!
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« Reply #20 on: March 09, 2008, 06:01:22 pm » |
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Life has been good to me....now that is not true...  My dick smells like fish, I must have herpes.  Poor jack, not only is his life all f'd up, but no one wants to help him either.  |
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« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2008, 12:17:42 am » |
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man that first lady was a bitch
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« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2009, 12:14:27 pm » |
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Very very good call!! its just hilarious!  |
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« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2009, 06:25:45 pm » |
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Another oldie but goodie. The call I mean. What movie is the tampons rant from? |
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« Reply #24 on: December 24, 2009, 10:36:31 am » |
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that would be 'The Border' - every time jack comes home his wife has put something else on his credit card, so he's finally had enough
'All our goddamn money is locked up in this goddamn house! By the time they take the mortgage payments out of my paycheck there isn't enough left to buy you a fuckin' box of tampons!'
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« Reply #25 on: December 27, 2009, 03:03:39 pm » |
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Thanks. I'll have to check that one out.
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« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2012, 05:13:08 am » |
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...this collection deserves to be listened to at least 3 times just three? :cry: ...THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE right? ...sir?! |
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