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Author Topic: #249 - Jack Fran's Unicorn Pizza (13:19)  (Read 7569 times)
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« on: December 06, 2008, 07:29:18 pm »

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« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2008, 09:58:36 pm »

Oh god, I just about busted a gut. Hilarious call, worth the wait. cool By the way, I'm loving those bizarre distorted sounds that have shown up in recent calls.
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« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2008, 12:26:59 am »

the bit where he was talking to the man was hilarious with all the silliness and soundfx
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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2008, 01:14:13 am »

I lost it when she said a basket of spaghetti
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« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2008, 03:48:15 am »

LOL well done. another classic.

  Was that little cut of music around 635 from the love seen in The Departed?
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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2008, 06:08:15 am »

I went back and listened from 620-650 and didn't hear any music  - might have been the 'coke opera' scene from the departed? not sure
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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2008, 06:53:19 am »

Ah your right, guess I was hearing things tongue
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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2008, 02:30:36 pm »

The distorted sound that makes Jack sound like he's mocking a retard is awesome.
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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2008, 03:12:17 pm »

those weird sounds were all clinton - but yeah - especially the 'weeeeyuuurr' sound haha

the other one is called 'catsex' - sort of sounds like 'wowwwwwwww' - and there was one other one I think
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« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2008, 04:26:17 pm »

good one. smiley
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« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2008, 06:41:17 pm »

Once the guy figures it's a joke, you just go all the way with him.   grin
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« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2008, 06:54:31 pm »

Sheer comedy gold! Would you like to speak to our manager? "Yeah...ah you know, he's a great guy" hahaha. That's gotta be my favourite bit
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« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2008, 08:02:46 pm »

I believe that this call also marks the first time that someone has actually mocked Jack for his odd pronunciation of "pizza."  angry
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« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2008, 11:01:11 pm »

Ha ha ha... What a great call. 

My favorite part had to be the "dueling sighs" around 304.  "(Sigh)...", "(sigh...)", "(sigh...)", "(sigh...)"...

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« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2008, 12:42:18 am »

Question bout the Clinton lines, did Clinton every really say "cocks wet" or is that voice editing?  rolleyes
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« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2008, 12:53:53 am »

You're not hearing things. I too definitely heard music between 616 and 618. Unless we're both hearing things... undecided
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« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2008, 01:03:20 am »

So you hear it too, sounds like a small clip from the love seen in The Departed, glad to know im not crazy cheesy
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« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2008, 05:02:51 am »

oh ok - that was van morrison's remake of pink floyd's 'comfortably numb' - it was in the departed
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« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2008, 05:14:09 am »

Ah thank you, dont know how I caught that, just one of those songs. thanks for checkin
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« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2008, 12:17:17 pm »

which one? big which one? big - cheesy

i got a real great compliment for ya, never mind!! - Jack is so inconsiderate lol smiley

you even tell her you're recordin smiley
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« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2008, 12:39:12 pm »

yeah that was weird though sir - she said they record all their phone calls - I wonder how many other places do that - and --- what the hell for?
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« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2008, 03:32:11 pm »

"Santa will be on the train" -  certainly one of the strangest fuckin' phrases I've ever heard from one of jack's victims, haha.  smiley  By the way, the sound quality on this one is phenomenal. Crisp, clear, no background noise or anything. Any idea why the quality can vary so greatly from call to call?  angry
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« Reply #22 on: December 08, 2008, 03:38:54 pm »

we've been playing music on my mixing board, which also has the phone line plugged in - it's possible I moved stuff around without meaning to and accidentally made it sound better - who knows - I usually just leave it alone once we get it sounding good - so I guess I'll just leave it where it is - no guarantee I won't accidentally move it again though next time we have a drunken jam session - I'll reach over thinking I'm turning the drums down on track 7 and accidentally mess with track 8 where the phone is
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« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2008, 03:40:55 pm »

oh - the other thing is - we switched to digital phone service too - that might be what it is
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« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2008, 04:17:44 pm »

haha thoes clinton lines are great when paired up with jack. i love the "cocks wet" line. and that guy at the end was priceless.
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« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2008, 05:19:46 am »

i thought it was cock sweat lol

beer, love that shit, haha

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« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2008, 11:42:13 am »

I did name the button Cocksweat - but I got the audio file from cutting one up that I'd previously made - 'just a second, my cock is wet' - so it could really be either
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« Reply #27 on: December 15, 2008, 07:11:07 pm »

That was great! smiley

'You girls enjoy your weekend!' was the perfect send off after all the crazy laughing and gunshots!  smiley
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« Reply #28 on: December 23, 2008, 08:34:38 pm »

"Wash your dirty underwear"  cheesy  and "We don't have any reign deer"
Great call.

"Santa will be on the train" -  certainly one of the strangest fuckin' phrases I've ever heard from one of jack's victims, haha.  smiley 

What the hell did she mean by that?
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« Reply #29 on: December 23, 2008, 08:51:22 pm »

haha I have no fuckin' idea!  undecided
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« Reply #30 on: December 24, 2008, 01:10:06 am »

What I thought was a bit strange was that she asked Jack his name when she already knew it--"You said Jack last time." Perhaps she was just testing him, given the bizarre nature of the call, but still...
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« Reply #31 on: December 24, 2008, 01:15:07 am »

"Wash your dirty underwear"  cheesy  and "We don't have any reign deer"
Great call.

"Santa will be on the train" -  certainly one of the strangest fuckin' phrases I've ever heard from one of jack's victims, haha.  smiley 

What the hell did she mean by that?

what's even funnier about that whole wash underwear line was that she just said to someone in the background - let her use the wash room or something - talk about being johnny on the spot with the right audio
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« Reply #32 on: July 03, 2012, 01:37:02 am »

great call throughout, thanks for brightening my morning wink
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« Reply #33 on: July 03, 2012, 05:40:03 pm »

One of my favorites for sure, so much good stuff, especially "you said Jack last time"  lipsrsealed
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