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« on: December 24, 2008, 04:17:34 pm » |
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Uncle Bingo
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« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2008, 04:52:18 pm » |
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Jerk Nicholson!  Maybe you should make that your name in a future call. Had been doing some cigar shopping today myself, so this call was perfect to come home to. Couldn't have asked for a better Christmas present this year. "What is this? An inquisition?" lol |
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Rygel
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« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2008, 05:16:10 pm » |
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this one truly is a classic LOL great call like the ending to  |
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« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2008, 05:26:38 pm » |
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Jerk Nicholson! Maybe you should make that your name in a future call. Had been doing some cigar shopping today myself, so this call was perfect to come home to. Couldn't have asked for a better Christmas present this year. "What is this? An inquisition?" lol dude - I was just checking out your signature pic - thought it was funny enough until I saw the edge of a baseball on the TV! haha well played sir  |
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« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2008, 05:29:51 pm » |
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Truly Awsome call!  the whole cops coming and shooting sequence was insane! "We have cubans..." "Ooooh! I'm callin the cops! yur goin to prison!" And i liked that one lady's raspy voice. (sounded like she smoked too many cigars ) SANTA SANTA SANTA |
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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2008, 08:38:13 pm » |
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classic |
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« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2008, 09:40:04 pm » |
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I loved the end. I was just thinking "I wonder what he would do if he found someone selling Cubans" then I found out. |
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« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2008, 10:37:00 pm » |
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"i'm gonna call the cops, you guys are really in trouble!"
"ho ho ho, santa, santa, santa!!!"
i was drinking a bottle of lemonade when i listented to this, i started laughing so bad i accidently spilled it on my pants, so i guess some people could say i pissed myself laughing to this.
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« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2008, 11:34:04 pm » |
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I love how the chaos suddenly stops when the guy gets on the phone and Jack says hello. It's as if Jack can stop what he's doing even when fighting the cops. |
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« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2008, 10:00:08 am » |
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hohohohho those gun shootings were great  5/5 |
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« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2008, 11:08:22 am » |
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Great call jack i posted the whole call on youtube for ya. people like it alot...
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2008, 11:21:51 am » |
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I love the "the cops are here" line lol. "wait til they get a load of me" |
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« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2008, 12:03:53 pm » |
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Excellent work with the shootout setup, shit was gold. I love when Jack says anything using based off the SNOOOOOOOOOOW clip. Ho ho hoooooooooooooo. All round awesome calls this week. Merry xmas yall!
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« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2008, 05:15:48 pm » |
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the lady in the background was telling him that you already called and asked for cuban cigars -= lol
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?  |
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« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2008, 09:08:25 pm » |
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no she said I already asked for them - the guy that picked up the phone when the shootout was winding down - that wasn't a new call - apparently the lady said 'hello? hello?' a few times, heard some of the shootout sequence and then passed it off to that guy - got lucky there, most people probably would have just hung up - I love it when we do something that crazy though and people don't hang up - just amazes me why they don't get that it's a prank call
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« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2008, 09:35:59 pm » |
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oh.. ok
when someone passes the phone you get extra points because its like defeating an opponent.
When Duncan first called the jesus lady he defeated 3 opponents including a police officer
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy? |
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« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2008, 12:39:09 am » |
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hahahaha lol - defeating an opponent - like the jackboard is a video game |
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« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2008, 02:48:50 am » |
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LOL, these recent ones are getting better and better. Love the AK-47 line and all the new lines. Keep up the good work. |
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« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2009, 10:08:44 pm » |
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HAHAH omg, the buildup to the shootout was incredible..."Here they come!!" |
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« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2009, 08:56:55 am » |
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good one bro! |
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« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2009, 06:47:54 pm » |
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I actually know someone named Arturo Fuente.
Also you should use the credentials line ("I've dined with royalty") for any members only thing.
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BlooBloo...BaGoo?
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« Reply #21 on: April 15, 2009, 03:18:17 pm » |
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hilarious
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« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2009, 03:31:57 pm » |
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Jack is a badass! He's shooting it out with the cops and doesn't even hang up the phone. "Wait till they get a load of me, cocksuckers!" I can't imagine what the people on the other line were thinking.
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« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2010, 10:34:04 pm » |
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Another awesome call! One of my all time favorites! seriously. Every time I hear the police sirens during the call, I picture Jack living in some old bunker, nailing boards to the windows, knocking over old empty cans of beans, and staking up multiple M-16 rifles. Wait til they get a load of me. |
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« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2010, 11:32:53 pm » |
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ive had a cuban cigar before SO GOOD anyone else tryed one |
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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« Reply #25 on: August 31, 2010, 07:36:05 pm » |
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Not me.  Hahaha. If I smoked cigars though I'd definitely want to start with a Cuban. So Marley, they're really as good as people say then? |
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« Reply #26 on: March 19, 2011, 10:09:12 pm » |
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Classic call. So many great lines. You guys sell cigars? I'm not asking for soviet-made cuban AK-47's here, just a goddamn cigar. I BUILD A BILLION DOLLAR BUSINESS UP FROM NOTHING! PRESIDENTS HAVE ASKED MY ADVICE! I HAVE DINED WITH ROYALTY! "What?" What's your address? The second girl had quite a memorable laugh. |
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« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2012, 08:20:10 am » |
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one of the best jackulator calls of them all, proper classic, must listen
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