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Author Topic: #251 - Christmas Cigars (10:19)  (Read 8144 times)
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« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2009, 06:47:54 pm »

I actually know someone named Arturo Fuente.

Also you should use the credentials line ("I've dined with royalty") for any members only thing.
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« Reply #21 on: April 15, 2009, 03:18:17 pm »

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« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2009, 03:31:57 pm »

Jack is a badass! He's shooting it out with the cops and doesn't even hang up the phone. "Wait till they get a load of me, cocksuckers!" I can't imagine what the people on the other line were thinking.
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« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2010, 10:34:04 pm »

Another awesome call! One of my all time favorites! seriously.

Every time I hear the police sirens during the call, I picture Jack living in some old bunker, nailing boards to the windows, knocking over old empty cans of beans, and staking up multiple M-16 rifles. Wait til they get a load of me.  cool
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« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2010, 11:32:53 pm »

ive had a cuban cigar before
SO GOOD cheesy cool

anyone else tryed one
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« Reply #25 on: August 31, 2010, 07:36:05 pm »

Not me.  sad sad

Hahaha. If I smoked cigars though I'd definitely want to start with a Cuban. So Marley, they're really as good as people say then?
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« Reply #26 on: March 19, 2011, 10:09:12 pm »

Classic call. So many great lines.

You guys sell cigars?

I'm not asking for soviet-made cuban AK-47's here, just a goddamn cigar.

I BUILD A BILLION DOLLAR BUSINESS UP FROM NOTHING! PRESIDENTS HAVE ASKED MY ADVICE! I HAVE DINED WITH ROYALTY!
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What's your address?  cheesy

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« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2012, 08:20:10 am »

one of the best jackulator calls of them all, proper classic, must listen
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