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« on: January 26, 2009, 08:44:49 pm »

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« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2009, 02:37:54 pm »

Haha this is hilarious.
"Well, for one thing I haven't made it yet." "Jesus CHRIST!" It sounds like Jack is on something in this call, he's pretty crazy in this one.  He really sounds like he is starving for some human contact, haha. He's just desperate for that guy to come over. Great quotes.
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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2009, 05:10:49 am »

For as odd as it was, the conversation flowed pretty naturally in this one. You're getting pretty good at quick-drawing the appropriate response.
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« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2009, 03:52:41 pm »

awesome, you insisted on the service that you wanted even though he said he couldnt do it about 9 times he he he
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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2009, 11:08:10 pm »

You guys prank in Washoe county?
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« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2009, 11:36:55 pm »

maybe - who wants to know?  cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2009, 04:58:54 am »

Always cracks me up "uhhh that one".

Was hoping for a peppers and onions salad hehe smiley

Jack sounds desperate to spend the money he has on hand.

"Where's My Food!?" Trippy jack lol.

"sir? what do ya think?" been so long since i heard that.

Jack you should never do that kinda thing to potato chips lol.

I don't wanna say too much, loved this one, the random questions and jack probing for info was great
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« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2009, 05:52:47 pm »

That's the crazy Jack I like  cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2009, 02:56:48 am »

maybe - who wants to know?  cheesy
i think its cool grin
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« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2009, 11:11:16 am »

truth is I don't know - we did call Nevada at one point I think
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« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2009, 05:37:37 pm »

I love the "Jesus CHRIST" line and this is one of the best uses of it ever. Jack is upset because the poor guy hasn't started making his sandwich yet, meanwhile he hasn't even finished taking the order, LMAO fucking great!

This is one of the best flowing calls in a very long time. It's so smooth it sounds like a real conversation, and the addition of some new clips we have not heard before made it even better. It's truly amazing how fresh and funny these pranks are even after several years. You guys are undoubtedly the best crank callers alive today!
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« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2009, 08:51:56 pm »

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Great call smiley  "NOBODYS EVERY BEEN IN HERE BEFORE" -I'm pretty sure thats the first time I heard that at normal speed grin
I love the new quotes too.
"STOP THIS CHEAP BULLSHIT!"  cheesy
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« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2009, 01:55:51 pm »

Nice hehe i loved jack on this one  cheesy calls are getting better and better keep it up! wink grin
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« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2009, 02:48:53 pm »

Ahhh man its been TOO LONG since I last heard a jackulator call I forgot how good they were!

The good news is I've got lots to listen to!  cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2011, 02:38:27 am »

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i might squeeze uuuhh 75 bucks out of it for ya, whadyathink. 
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i just happen to have 2 tens and 2 twenties in my pocket i was afraid they'll be there next april  smiley

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« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2011, 02:40:16 am »

Great call smiley  "NOBODYS EVERY BEEN IN HERE BEFORE" -I'm pretty sure thats the first time I heard that at normal speed grin

well that makes two of us
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« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2014, 02:56:31 pm »

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Great call smiley  "NOBODYS EVERY BEEN IN HERE BEFORE" -I'm pretty sure thats the first time I heard that at normal speed grin
I love the new quotes too.
"STOP THIS CHEAP BULLSHIT!"  cheesy
Me too.

Poor Jack: so lonely. all he wants is someone round now and then. He craves an audience. cool
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« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2014, 07:15:00 am »

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« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2014, 06:14:48 pm »

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« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2014, 06:27:59 pm »

Great work Amygdala cool

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I'm more intrigued by the paragraph in English at the top - I want to know what sporting activity Tom's up to! grin
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