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"Twenty pushups a day..."
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« on: July 20, 2007, 06:21:09 pm » |
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Hypnagogic
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« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2007, 07:24:55 pm » |
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Hahaha...."waisted, wearing a red dress"
"I get to feed alphalfa to the rabbits right?"
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Dr.Martini
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« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2007, 08:16:33 pm » |
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Hahaha...."waisted, wearing a red dress"
"I get to feed alphalfa to the rabbits right?" i was just about to post the same thing. Hilarious!!! |
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jackulator
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"Twenty pushups a day..."
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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2007, 02:23:45 am » |
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haha - "I recommend it" - just got your signature doc
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« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2007, 05:39:27 am » |
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lol another great call, this thing is like endless, you must be faster than hell at this thing, funny stuff
"are you intoxicated?" "wasted! wearing a red dress." hahaha! already been said but, whatever
"you've ruined my whole society.."
"I beat the bejesus out of a flight attentand."
"mmm.."
*cries*
"you're ugly!"
lol!! what else can i quote...awesome.
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« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2007, 08:22:52 am » |
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great calls
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2007, 09:56:54 am » |
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your sister's back oooh! see? I need to stop masturbating. Does your father upset you? I beat the bejesus out of a flight attendant. Those line were my faves  |
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« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2007, 02:27:35 pm » |
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"I dont want to bring emotion into this" *party favor*
"You've ruined my whole society"
"how do you know whos really crazy"
"youve been nagging me, do you want to fight me?"
nice collection there
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?  |
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« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2007, 07:18:00 pm » |
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lol good calls.
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« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2007, 01:27:41 pm » |
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Dr. Seatbelt.
SEATBELT!!
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jackulator
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« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2007, 02:42:16 pm » |
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a bunch of people have thought it was seatbelt - it's actually Sefelt - the character in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest - although seatbelt is funnier :lol:
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« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2007, 03:57:12 pm » |
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HAHA "i beat the bejesus out of a flight attendant" - classic!!
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« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2007, 09:52:19 am » |
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haha - "I recommend it" - just got your signature doc Finally! :roll: |
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2007, 11:16:10 am » |
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nice signature. so what do you recommend i eat for dinner doc? lol.
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« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2007, 12:48:46 pm » |
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bacon!
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« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2007, 02:30:16 pm » |
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Oh boy you really messed with their minds this time, buddy.
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« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2007, 09:31:57 am » |
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"I need a compliment"
No one gives Jack a compliment, what is wrong with these people? They're meant to help!
"You wanna fight me?" is one of my favourites.
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« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2008, 01:06:52 am » |
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All the calls in this compilation are pure gold. Most of my favorite parts have already been mentioned... "they're tellin me I'm crazy, you know what I mean?" lady: yeah "now, that is not true" lady: right  |
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This acid's kicking in.... I wanna clean my claws.
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« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2011, 02:52:21 pm » |
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"I beat the bejeesus out of a flight attendant. Wanna fight me?" |
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