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Whiskey, can you do that?
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« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2009, 09:13:02 pm » |
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"do you mind if i ask why you do that?" do what? "what's your address, nonono, me" - haha very clever What do you wanna send? "aww petunia, can you do that? put in the basket chief"  Love the bear story!!!, put it in the basket!  |
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« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2009, 09:24:10 pm » |
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"do you mind if i ask why you do that?" do what? "what's your address, nonono, me" - haha very clever What do you wanna send? "aww petunia, can you do that? put in the basket chief" Love the bear story!!!, put it in the basket! exactly - if you don't have the phrase you gotta improvise  |
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CallMeBronco
I'm Mr. Buznik's dick
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I'm dead! Help me out! I'm dyin' here!
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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2009, 09:37:07 pm » |
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the bear story is too funny for words.  great opener is great. porcupine penis  Can I call you back? Then u call her back! "Hey it's me, Carol?" |
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zachhhh
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« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2009, 10:47:28 pm » |
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four! four! four! four! shut your shit!
lmao
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« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2009, 11:06:50 pm » |
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Love the addition of "Im just too fucking fat" on why you cant come into pay with cash
it maks no sense but thats what makes it so great!!
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« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2009, 11:08:26 pm » |
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haha yeah - she didn't even react at all to it either  |
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BroadwayJack
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What's with all these gay senior citizens?
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« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2009, 11:54:00 pm » |
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Katheee Wolf?
In Jack's perfect world, everything would be in baskets. Even Earth would be sitting in a basket.
I would love to see the reaction of the woman during the bear story.
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« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2009, 04:24:21 pm » |
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'I used to have to suck her tits to eat. That was a long time ago.' OMG the bear story  Mothers Day calls are a great theme. Hope you got some lines ready for Fathers Day. |
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People who talk in metaphors oughta SHAMPOO MY CROTCH.
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2009, 05:50:12 pm » |
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absolutely love jack's story.
get your own god damn bear lol
shut your shit! lol
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« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2009, 09:53:17 pm » |
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HAHAHA! I love how he told the bear story, then she says "ok" like it wasnt anything out of the ordinary....where the hell do these people come from?
Genius
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« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2009, 11:54:05 pm » |
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yeah I wonder that myself - no reaction whatsoever  if nothing it's a bizarre enough story (especially the 'punchline') that it warrants at least some kind of reaction |
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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2009, 12:02:50 am » |
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Great stuff. Bravo.
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« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2009, 08:02:21 am » |
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The story of how Jack and his family starved how he chopped the bear's arms and legs is awesome! "FOUR!! FOUR!! FOUR!! Shut your shit!" |
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You know what a chicken is don'chya?
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« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2009, 06:44:00 pm » |
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His mother is his sister. Inside Jack joke |
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« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2009, 02:43:24 pm » |
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That was a really good one,
the bear story and then FOUR FOUR FOUR SHUT THAT SHIT
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?  |
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G0AT GOAT GOAT G0AT GOAT
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« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2009, 09:20:07 am » |
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Yeah THE BEAR! |
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« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2009, 11:17:23 am » |
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awesome - love your bear sig |
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« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2012, 02:57:29 pm » |
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ROFL, loved the bear in a basket story
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