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Whiskey, can you do that?
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« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2009, 09:23:31 pm » |
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'hanging basket's?' "basket.... put it in the basket!"
"it's mothers day!" - wow that sounds evil
"cus' i didn't go to your little party? i did!"
"I'm gonna get on a plane and get on back to my sandwich"
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« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2009, 11:12:47 pm » |
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"Im your kid"
I think I might put that on my mother's day card l
lolool
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« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2009, 02:21:33 am » |
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Is it considered wrong to eat bat crotch?  |
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dannydevito
not Bob Hoskins
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« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2009, 03:45:22 am » |
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HEEERRRREEE! Isn't Jack's mother his sister, and his sister is his mother? And his grandmother his mother? |
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« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2009, 06:29:47 am » |
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OMG I think i pulled my back laughing so hard!! These mothers day calls are GREAT! you are a genius my friend  |
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« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2009, 08:18:46 am » |
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2009, 05:55:52 pm » |
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i'm gonna get on a plane and go on back to my sandwich. lol, one of the best lines i've ever heard  i can just imagine jack leaving his sandwich at home, and he needs to fly back to get it "i'm your kid" on a mother's day item lol |
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« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2009, 10:39:27 pm » |
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either he's waited until mother's day to break the news he's her long lost son or he's a little daffy and not a very sophisticated card-writer  either way it's funny shit |
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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marleycake
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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