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Author Topic: #304 - Daffy Rhubarb Patience (8:59)  (Read 6524 times)
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« on: May 24, 2009, 06:02:55 pm »

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« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2009, 06:18:14 pm »

RYEEEEE, white? wheat? it's two tomato's with peppers and onions.

i'd love to get a look at your sausage

what kind of salad?  rocky fish lizard

haha wtf, i love the weird sounds
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« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2009, 09:17:16 pm »

 grin I love the animal sounds from that childrens audio book.

bum... bum... bum

FUCK! BUTT! CHEEK!  this one was really great! ahem... AHEM cough, ahem
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« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2009, 09:28:50 pm »

yeah - roy wanted to make a last name out of it - I'm thinking the spelling would be 'Fukbutchi' or something - Japanese?
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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2009, 09:32:49 am »

It was great when you told the girl that she has got some serious  patience.  lipsrsealed
But some guys in other calls just give up on Jack too soon  huh
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« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2009, 02:22:49 pm »

haha I'm glad you recorded those raunchy nervous coughs
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« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2009, 11:25:40 pm »

I like the duck sounds. Jacks actually sounds like Donald not Daffy.   wink
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« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2009, 12:30:41 am »

i loved the sheer pointlessness of the whole thing. getting to the end then cancelling the whole order, it was hilarious.
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« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2009, 04:34:19 pm »

Daffy duck... I'll have to check out that veggie option next time I hit up subway. Sounds delish. probably goes great with peppers and onions

This was a great circular call that lead to nothing...

also:

RRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEE!
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« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2009, 09:33:22 pm »

how about the ducky sounds haha
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« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2009, 11:47:39 am »

Rocky Fish Lizard Salad?  T_Tongue

Haven't heard RYEEEE in a while.   shocked  Somebody finally asked "what kind of bread?"
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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2009, 01:57:16 pm »

those animal sounds actually sound like jack's voice. kind of scary, but hilarious
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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2009, 07:00:57 pm »

those animal sounds actually sound like jack's voice. kind of scary, but hilarious

they are! It's from an audio book, a childrens story and he imitates animals in it. cheesy

yeah - roy wanted to make a last name out of it - I'm thinking the spelling would be 'Fukbutchi' or something - Japanese?

that'd be funny! the names are getting better and better. my favorites "Unicorn Fartparty" grin
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« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2009, 12:42:29 am »

Hahha my sides
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« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2009, 06:18:42 am »

I like the "Can you hear me HE?" line. Because they allways say " ha? he? hm?"
"What kind of veggies?  Shryyyuuuu!"  grin
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« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2009, 07:01:10 pm »

That girl is either the most patient person on the planet or the dumbest. tongue
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« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2009, 07:15:26 pm »

I'd say definitely column A for sure
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« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2009, 02:51:23 pm »

I'd like a tall, heavy sandwich.

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Sandwiches should be categorized by weight!
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« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2009, 03:01:40 pm »

I'd like a tall, heavy sandwich.

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Sandwiches should be categorized by weight!

haha good one  grin
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« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2009, 09:34:24 am »

Great call. I would have given up with this guy when he started quacking at the latest. It was good to hear "RYEEEEEEEEEE" again and also "rhubarb". I just love the way he says it. It was nice that she got a complimnet out of the Jackulator at the end of it, so it was most definitely not all for nothing. Compliments from the Jackulator are worth their weight in gold.
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« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2009, 09:44:49 am »

yeah haha - it's kind of hard for everybody to be 'one in a million'
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« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2009, 01:04:33 pm »

Apparently, with Jack it's either everything with ice cream or nothing. I love how you ask unlikely places what kind of ice cream they have, and always seem surprised and dissapointed that they don't have any. "Oh."

Good call. That woman was a bit spaced out for sure.
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« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2009, 04:49:38 pm »

he's got a swee tooth - but he probably shouldn't eat ice cream with his goddamn diabetes

btw, how come people don't say 'I've got a fat tooth'?

or a fried chicken tooth
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« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2011, 06:36:28 pm »

Her patience was indeed amazing. I'm so used to hearing people have intensely baffled, frustrated, or amused reactions. This one's very... unique... because the girl stays pretty much completely neutral the entire time. It's almost as if... she couldn't possibly be human.
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« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2011, 04:46:11 pm »

This chick is either a Zen master or a cyborg. Not sure which.  huh huh huh huh
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« Reply #25 on: December 22, 2011, 04:22:37 pm »

i want rhubarb cheese  cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
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