Pranks#05 - clothes, dads apartment, SPCA dog, insurance lady

[jackulator]

?jack needs some clothes, an apartment for his dad, a dog, and then cozies up to an insurance lady?
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[Hypnagogic]

Haha "humor me doc, I'm black".  I'd use that for sure in one of your calls to a doctor or denist in the future.  I know that was just one of your random things when on hold..but I had to concentrate from spitting out my Sunkist!

[Mr. Possibilities]

Oh God, that last call is really really freaky. It's like something you could use for a movie.

[Anonymous]

hahahaha 'He's tired a screwin his wife' 'What?' 'Nothing'

[dannydevito]

I love that laugh at 38

[XximbarxX]

man there were a lot of good parts to this. too many to point out:D

[CallMeBronco]

I just started going back and listening to em all over again. 

this is a really awesome call.

i love the first part, starts out great and great through out
he laughs evily then what do you have?
she says: "everything!"
I need a coat and tie
We don't have coats and ties 
"you could make a tie out of a scarf"
"What else could I do?" --every response is so perfect. 

you do some more calls for footballs and jockstraps sometime btw. 

[jackulator]

very true -- jack talks about sports enough to make a decent-sized board just for that

[marleycake]

lady - we like to make it difficult
jack- WUAHAHAHAHAHAH !!

I kneeAfootball 

5.99
thats expensive!
Not the plain ones! ahahhahaha  BIG

[stoneeh]

woohoo, it's the "i went to the airport. i didn't really see all that much!" call. i always love when i stumble across that one

the others are pretty great too

[HairyChinaman]

Hahahaha I love it when Jack is completely incompetent. 

He is having a little trouble getting the phone number to the SPCA