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« on: June 09, 2009, 12:34:01 am »

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« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2009, 12:42:24 am »

bring some food by - the amount of times you had to repeat that lol
take a shit on the children, that's gotta be one of the most twisted lines ever

i would like to place an order - to go? - why?

how did jack pickle his asshole??? lol

YES! return of the joker laugh (lizard garbage man) i love his name cheesy

you wanna fight me? - don't call back here

Damn, so many people didn't treat jack too well, he's just some young kid lookin for a pickup and a dildo fight

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« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2009, 02:34:40 am »

hahhahahahaha, nice. Alot of the good randomness I like to see in these cals.

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« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2009, 07:16:30 am »

The calls are really geting crazy lol tongue cheesy grin
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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2009, 02:44:10 pm »

 grin
I feel really bad for Jack's children
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« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2009, 03:29:57 pm »

Don't you sometimes feel kinda bad that Jack never gets his orders?
He's hungry.
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« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2009, 05:26:52 pm »

Don't you sometimes feel kinda bad that Jack never gets his orders?
He's hungry.

yeah i hear that. surprised he hasnt starved to death after all this time. love the lady's reaction at 315.

Jack- "NO FUCKING PRIVACY!!!"
lady- "wat the fuck?!"

pure pricelessness lol smiley
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« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2009, 04:17:00 pm »

What is your last name?
Lizard!
Lizard, okay and what is your phone number? XD

The girl is like:  WTF?!   grin
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« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2009, 07:16:56 pm »

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« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2009, 10:25:25 pm »

Jack's so aggresive!
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« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2009, 10:57:05 am »

You want wrapped cuttlery with this order?
No... Why?.. you wanna fight me? shocked
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« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2009, 01:05:30 pm »

swordfighting with knives and forks  grin
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« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2009, 03:38:47 pm »

Seems that after all the times he's called for a pickup and not gotten his food Jack's aggressiveness has gone way up!  angry
And he's still not getting his food!  angry angry angry
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« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2009, 11:53:43 am »

"jack nicholson.... MEEEEEEEEE"
no fucking privacy.... lol
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« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2010, 08:00:25 pm »

BRNIG SOME FOOD BY!

take a shit on the children

french dildo hhhhhhaaah

hello? smiley lady.. i love you cheesy
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« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2010, 10:48:57 pm »

Rofl its sounded like he yelled benny!! grin
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« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2014, 01:51:31 pm »

at 259 secs - It's either I shat myself blue fucking the garbageman, or I shat myself through fucking the garbageman. Either way it's bloody hysterical grin.

Blue fucking sounds especially exciting tbh:-X smiley
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