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« on: June 24, 2009, 11:29:36 pm » |
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 02:48:11 am » |
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potentially upsetting, right? lol who pays for them , dunno. lol. i aint talkin to you, sorry. fucking bizarre lol fancy tits yes. i'm not licensed in arizona, that makes two of us, lol as if jack actually gives a shit  she had sex with the garbageman, i dont blame her because jack never gets off the phone lol i'll have to soap my dick, what?? lol. how old are you, 50 or 60 pete's sake, this is my fuckin house, i intend to keep it. best use of the intend to keep it line lol, jack nicholson, not nicholas, he's the golfer lol, that guy ran off when you were giving the website, damn shame. |
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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 12:28:32 pm » |
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You sir are a god among men, this call had me in tears-seriously.
And how the hell did you have that part about Nicholas against Nicholson?! That was super quick and a creative line. Ive heard people confuse them on the calls before though, he figured it out in the end-poor guy.
One of the best calls ive heard till this date!
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 02:54:07 pm » |
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You sir are a god among men, this call had me in tears-seriously.
And how the hell did you have that part about Nicholas against Nicholson?! That was super quick and a creative line. Ive heard people confuse them on the calls before though, he figured it out in the end-poor guy.
One of the best calls ive heard till this date!
thank you kindly sir - about the Nicklaus/Nicholson, I made that clip for a guy at a forum I used to go to all the time -- a guy there saw my sig banner and made some joke about jack 'nicholas' -- the thing is, I've been a Nicholson fan all my life, but because I've also watched a lot of golf over the years, before I started making the jackulator9000 when referring to the big dukaroo I occasionally said 'nicholas' myself, which of course is neither Nicholson or Nicklaus, which is the name of the famous golfer but yeah, after I made that clip for the guy on the call of duty forum I of course added it to the board 
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Uncle Bingo
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 04:25:09 pm » |
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Do you like prank phone calls?
"I love them."
You want to join our website?
"No."
I'd probably be compelled to donate money to the site if you ever managed to get a victim to visit it, let alone join, just because I am in heavy disbelief that anybody would take the time to care about remembering the name of a prank call website while on the job, no matter how much fun it sounded.
"You guys are fucked up." lol
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2009, 04:59:57 pm » |
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but you already did donate $30 by proxy - which reminds me, I haven't gotten dan his teeshirt yet... shit.. he's gonna be pissed - I made a promise and I promised you one too - I let you down - I suppose I could just make something simple, but I wanted it to be really nice, and cafepress's hat sucked when I test ordered from them, so I figured I'd have my friend with a screening thingie for teeshirts help - but he's really busy and doesn't know if he can do more than one color very well - my only other option would be to go to a tee shirt store - and then what if I don't like the results there, I still have to pay... oh well, I'll just get it over with so I don't have to feel like a loser who doesn't follow through on his promises  |
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John Horscoch
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« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009, 09:15:50 am » |
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"I got crabs, I got herpes, I got nervous"
"Probably hoodwinked quite a few city boys"
And of course the Niklaus/Nicholson bit was fantastic. Another all round great call. I prefer these kind of calls to the more 'random' (as much as I hate the overuse of the word I think it actually fits in this context) batch before it. I reckon if you rang back one of the people who enjoyed talking to Jack and who asked you to ring back could potentially join the website. It's an easy enough name to remember.
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« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2009, 11:24:56 am » |
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"I got crabs, I got herpes, I got nervous"
"Probably hoodwinked quite a few city boys"
And of course the Niklaus/Nicholson bit was fantastic. Another all round great call. I prefer these kind of calls to the more 'random' (as much as I hate the overuse of the word I think it actually fits in this context) batch before it. I reckon if you rang back one of the people who enjoyed talking to Jack and who asked you to ring back could potentially join the website. It's an easy enough name to remember.
I know I feel like such a moron - the girl from the Tony Divorce call would have been a great one to call back |
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« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2009, 02:58:09 pm » |
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"I got crabs, I got herpes, I got nervous"
"Probably hoodwinked quite a few city boys"
And of course the Niklaus/Nicholson bit was fantastic. Another all round great call. I prefer these kind of calls to the more 'random' (as much as I hate the overuse of the word I think it actually fits in this context) batch before it. I reckon if you rang back one of the people who enjoyed talking to Jack and who asked you to ring back could potentially join the website. It's an easy enough name to remember.
I know I feel like such a moron - the girl from the Tony Divorce call would have been a great one to call back Do you not stil have the number? I don't know how you do things in Jackulator HQ but surely it can't be that hard to find if you remember the name of the company? I also think the girl from the Caffeinated Turkey call would be a good one to call back. There was even one who requested you call back some time and as we know Jack is always willing to go the extra mile to help people look on the bright side of life  |
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« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2009, 04:14:58 pm » |
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I suppose I could find some kind of DTMF tone identifyer and play back the number we called and have it tell us what the number was - that would be pretty cool
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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2009, 04:32:01 pm » |
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by the way, thanks for getting me thinking about this - I found a great DTMF tone generator, and I tested it out -- works fantastic - I'm gonna build the dialer right into the board, along with some cool features:
1. keep track of numbers dialed so we don't accidentally call people back
2. the ability to paste in phone numbers from web pages
3. automatically dial *67 before dialing the number
4. a buddy list -- for people who have requested we call back
so after that, all I have to do is go through all our best calls and use the DTMF tone generator to help me identify what numbers we called on those pranks and then add them to the buddy list
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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2009, 08:20:49 pm » |
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that was really funny toward the end with all the crazy relevancy of the quotes
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?  |
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« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2009, 02:40:03 am » |
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jacks not licensed in Arizona?!?!? god bless America, hahaha
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« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2009, 01:30:52 pm » |
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Jack Fancytits/Unicorn..lmao...and he's calling from arizona and can't see why the lawyer should give a shit This is MY fuckin house and I intend to keep it lol All of these calls are top notch,well done  |
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« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2009, 04:44:27 pm » |
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by the way, thanks for getting me thinking about this - I found a great DTMF tone generator, and I tested it out -- works fantastic - I'm gonna build the dialer right into the board, along with some cool features:
1. keep track of numbers dialed so we don't accidentally call people back
2. the ability to paste in phone numbers from web pages
3. automatically dial *67 before dialing the number
4. a buddy list -- for people who have requested we call back
so after that, all I have to do is go through all our best calls and use the DTMF tone generator to help me identify what numbers we called on those pranks and then add them to the buddy list
Excellent!  |
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« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2009, 03:44:20 pm » |
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I actually clicked on that! Don't know what I was thinking. Guess it's not only Tony who's a bit of a schmuck
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« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2009, 11:46:42 pm » |
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Loving these lawyer pranks, they just get better and better.
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« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2009, 07:20:19 pm » |
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"Not Jack Nicklaus, Jack Nicholson!"
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I'm dead! Help me out! I'm dyin' here!
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« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2009, 04:52:09 pm » |
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Jack fancy Tits!
don't worry about, don't worry about, haha that second guy got angry
I cant believe he didn't think much of his wife having sex with the garbage man
and even after "I thought it was that colored man Id been seeing in the hall"
my penis smells like fish!
what does she do?: nothing
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« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2009, 12:30:02 am » |
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well you know jacks a great dad! well that is not true
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« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2009, 08:37:02 am » |
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wow how did you have the Nicklaus clip ready so quickly when the guy brought him up?
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« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2009, 10:39:06 am » |
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it's in the 'BUSTED' popup - and really big too because the day after I made it we had a perfect opportunity to use it and couldn't find it
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« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2009, 09:37:11 pm » |
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OMG. lol...not jack nicklaus - jack nicholSON...xD
You're getting too good at this bro.
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« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2009, 10:31:01 pm » |
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that guy's a golfer  |
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« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2009, 02:16:55 am » |
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'i need a divorce'
'i heard you'
'i think we're getting a separation'
'pardon me?'
'nothin. i ain't talkin' to you!'
'alright'
'i'm talking to my lawyer, sorry,'
'...sir.'
'yes?'
*ring*
'who is this?'
'pardon me?'
'who is this?'
'who is this? sir, call me back at a better time--'
'what do you want?'
that is the strangest and most hysterical ending. i was in tears.
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« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2009, 02:18:45 am » |
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i must've been out of town when these lawyer calls went up, cause i just found them. finding calls i hadn't heard is like christmas! ho Ho HOOOOOOOO.
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« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2009, 02:37:17 am » |
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yeah there's some funny shit in this one - 'hey fuckfart, haya doin?' |
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Jack's....the ripper!?!
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« Reply #30 on: May 01, 2014, 05:52:55 pm » |
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What is that tune at 105 secs in? I've heard it unaltered on other jack calls and it's stuck in my head. I often catch myself humming or whistling it!  |
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« Reply #31 on: May 01, 2014, 07:38:45 pm » |
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lol that is jack humming the alien sound after he explains his deja vu moment in the shining in fact i took the liberty of looking it up for ya. it's at 37:27 |
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« Reply #32 on: May 02, 2014, 01:05:38 pm » |
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lol that is jack humming the alien sound after he explains his deja vu moment in the shining in fact i took the liberty of looking it up for ya. it's at 37:27 Thanks Stoneeh
Now I'll just have to wait till it's on tv again |
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