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« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2009, 01:43:41 pm »

i got crabs, i got herpes, i got nervous  embarrassed
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« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2009, 04:52:09 pm »

Jack fancy Tits!

don't worry about, don't worry about, haha that second guy got angry

I cant believe he didn't think much of his wife having sex with the garbage man
and even after "I thought it was that colored man Id been seeing in the hall"

my penis smells like fish!

what does she do?: nothing
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« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2009, 12:30:02 am »

well you know jacks a great dad! well that is not true
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« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2009, 08:37:02 am »

wow how did you have the Nicklaus clip ready so quickly when the guy brought him up?
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« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2009, 10:39:06 am »

it's in the 'BUSTED' popup - and really big too because the day after I made it we had a perfect opportunity to use it and couldn't find it
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« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2009, 09:37:11 pm »

OMG. lol...not jack nicklaus - jack nicholSON...xD

You're getting too good at this bro.
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« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2009, 10:31:01 pm »

that guy's a golfer  grin
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« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2009, 02:16:55 am »

'i need a divorce'
'i heard you'
'i think we're getting a separation'
'pardon me?'
'nothin. i ain't talkin' to you!'
'alright'
'i'm talking to my lawyer, sorry,'
'...sir.'
'yes?'
*ring*
'who is this?'
'pardon me?'
'who is this?'
'who is this? sir, call me back at a better time--'
'what do you want?'

that is the strangest and most hysterical ending. i was in tears.
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« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2009, 02:18:45 am »

i must've been out of town when these lawyer calls went up, cause i just found them. finding calls i hadn't heard is like christmas! ho Ho HOOOOOOOO.
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« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2009, 02:37:17 am »

yeah there's some funny shit in this one - 'hey fuckfart, haya doin?'  grin
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« Reply #30 on: May 01, 2014, 05:52:55 pm »

What is that tune at 105 secs in?

I've heard it unaltered on other jack calls and it's stuck in my head. I often catch myself humming or whistling it! T_smile2
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« Reply #31 on: May 01, 2014, 07:38:45 pm »

lol that is jack humming the alien sound after he explains his deja vu moment in the shining

in fact i took the liberty of looking it up for ya. it's at 37:27  grin
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« Reply #32 on: May 02, 2014, 01:05:38 pm »

lol that is jack humming the alien sound after he explains his deja vu moment in the shining

in fact i took the liberty of looking it up for ya. it's at 37:27  grin

Thanks Stoneeh cool

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Now I'll just have to wait till it's on tv again grin
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