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« on: June 25, 2009, 01:23:25 am » |
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 02:58:36 am » |
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hehe, nice cathy oldsted lines for his wife there. lol, jack is a nutcase, actually plays the recording of his wife over the phone, plays the piano and whacks his desk, then the woman doesn't notice a thing  now i know my fuckin ABC lol. i pushed the wrong button on my soundboard, i dunno if she even understood that i saw her naked last night hooo hooo nice compliments for her there, you ought to have given the website though lol |
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Caruso Shades
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"You just cost me six thousand dollars".
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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 09:51:29 am » |
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She had a nice sounding voice!  |
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"busy,right now are you?"  |
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"This is entertaiment to me."
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 10:01:45 am » |
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you keep coming up with new funny stuff everytime.  I like when Jack played her the "recording" of his wife's affair. But wait didn't Jack say he was the one who cheated at the begining? |
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John Horscoch
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 10:36:02 am » |
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These last few lawyer calls have all been excellent. Great interaction and lots of new material! People are now mistaking Jack not for a computer anymore, rather just a very drunk guy (at least I think that's what this woman thought about you). What's with the alphabet? I can do it my way... Ahh you know he's gay.......too. No no no no, no way, not me! Was that a Freudian slip from Jack there? |
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jackulator
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2009, 02:50:00 pm » |
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you keep coming up with new funny stuff everytime. I like when Jack played her the "recording" of his wife's affair. But wait didn't Jack say he was the one who cheated at the begining? loyalty! remember when that meant somethin  |
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CallMeBronco
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I'm dead! Help me out! I'm dyin' here!
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2009, 05:48:13 pm » |
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why cant I get nice people like that when i talk on the phone?  lol Excellent call. The recording part! I love the way he says Baby in "I dont wanna break up baby" |
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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2009, 06:14:33 pm » |
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Let me say that I'm happy as a clam regarding these new lawyer calls.  I generally like the "professional" calls better than the fast-food ones, but that's just me. |
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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2009, 06:52:45 pm » |
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I was just so busy working on all kinds of other shit that for a long time I didn't do any work porting over the old business pages from the jack4 and jack9 to the hybrid4 - but I've got all but three I think done now, so between those old ones and my making new ones you should hear a lot fewer food calls  |
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2009, 08:23:56 pm » |
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Rachael Louise Samstead......... bitch |
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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2009, 02:43:11 am » |
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this new batch of calls is of a very high quality |
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zachhhh
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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2009, 08:25:35 pm » |
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youre getting really good at these calls. reaaaally good. almost too good
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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2009, 10:51:35 pm » |
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youre getting really good at these calls. reaaaally good. almost too good
just warming up - warming up actually, I just built a great new feature into the board that makes it much easier to 'combo', but we're still learning how to use it - this was the first session with it, and I was pretty disappointed the calls weren't better, and then I waited a day and came back and realized they were really good, better than average, it was just that after all the work I put into this new feature, when it came time to do the calls my expectations were just wayyy too high - there's always an adjustment period when you add something new |
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Melvin Udall
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« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2009, 11:51:23 pm » |
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Man that was brilliant how you played the recording of his wife having her affair These latest batch of calls are fantastic, I much prefer them over the more 'random' calls where you just blurt nonsensical stuff out. |
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« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2009, 05:42:10 am » |
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Man that was brilliant how you played the recording of his wife having her affair These latest batch of calls are fantastic, I much prefer them over the more 'random' calls where you just blurt nonsensical stuff out. well it's a little late to get this kind of feeback!! jk - me too, but what can you do with some people but blurt out nonsense - we've got some new stuff to work with, so there should be less nonsense from now on  |
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macdougalsidal
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« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2009, 09:41:00 pm » |
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LMAO this call is hillarious, the recording and the lines were awesome.
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« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2009, 09:45:11 pm » |
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thanks mac - love the dancing bear avatar |
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« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2009, 11:41:17 pm » |
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« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2009, 11:46:01 pm » |
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The alphabet... hahahaha
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« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2009, 10:07:00 pm » |
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I love it when people are sympathetic to Jack.
And then she played along!
Oh and you told her about the jackulator 9000!
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He's has a fresh and sparkling breath.
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« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2009, 06:47:11 pm » |
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A-C-C... no no no
Ha ha ha ha... I burst out laughing when he sang her the ABC's. I'm not sure he got "V" right, but 25 out of 26 ain't bad.
Also... "Tell me what you think, me... MEEEEEEEE!"
Classic.
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« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2009, 05:32:38 pm » |
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Whats her name...?
lmfao rachel mage BiTCh! excuse me hold on..
LoL ACC here jack or roy laughin and jack go no no no abc..
good shit bro
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G0AT GOAT GOAT G0AT GOAT
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« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2009, 04:54:19 pm » |
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I need a lawyer, I need a divorce, please.
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« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2009, 07:58:04 pm » |
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Im crying, that was the funniest call ive ever heard. There wasnt a stale moment at all, pure genius!  |
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« Reply #25 on: July 06, 2009, 01:22:12 am » |
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why cant I get nice people like that when i talk on the phone? lol... yeah this gal was adorable - love the "wwow!" after the 9-1-1 phone number, not condescending at all, but in response to someone who's not quite all there - just a really nice girl haha |
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I'd appreciate it if you'd address me as LOBSTER.
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« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2009, 11:56:39 pm » |
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I can't let you have the recording, but I can let you listen to it *cue tape of somebody plowing jack's panama city whore of a wife*
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« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2009, 01:12:32 am » |
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Now why did I do that?
They're not very nice...
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« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2009, 01:57:43 am » |
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This call had me crying. |
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« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2009, 02:13:02 am » |
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awesome - love that shit |
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« Reply #30 on: September 15, 2009, 06:08:55 pm » |
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why cant I get nice people like that when i talk on the phone? lol... yeah this gal was adorable - love the "wwow!" after the 9-1-1 phone number, not condescending at all, but in response to someone who's not quite all there - just a really nice girl haha Definitely 'some kinda woman', I still think this is one of the best calls you've done. |
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« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2009, 07:06:43 pm » |
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rachel louise samstadt...... bitch.
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« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2015, 10:07:22 am » |
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This is a strong contender for my favorite call of all time Jack's character is really fleshed out here, and the timing is damn good. The use of music and sound effects is great, and that fucking alphabet  |
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« Reply #33 on: July 19, 2019, 06:42:11 pm » |
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This is a strong contender for my favorite call of all time Jack's character is really fleshed out here, and the timing is damn good. I hadn't listened to a Jack call in months, and it's after midnight right now, got off drinking with a buddy, and just randomly stumbled upon this on. Hell yes! One brilliant remark / soundbyte after another. Too much to point out. It's funny how I came here around a decade ago and still can't over how awesome these calls are. Actually I listened through all calls twice, and can't rember this one - wtf - I thought I remembered all the good ones? Hey Jackulator, now that you're engaged, you wouldn't want to sire a dude that can continue your pranking legacy? Please - I need ithhh  |
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